WEEKLY PUNCTUATION REVIEW (trial)

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5. Why is the sky blue?

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its...,

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5. Why is the sky blue?

1. ,
2. ,
3. Helps to, like, break up sentences, like.
4. 95%
5. Because God looked on it and made it so....

Your f,u,c,k,i,n, bonkers Major!!

Originally posted by DoN Your f,u,c,k,i,n, bonkers Major!!

please stick to the review format shown above, thank you.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by DoN> Your f,u,c,k,i,n, bonkers Major!!

please stick to the review format shown above, thank you. Major this has got to FULL STOP.....now. I hope there is not a BLUE MOON tonight just cos CITY won. Sorry i cannot choose between a , and a ; so will have to plum for .This is my final answer.Worst bit is ,;;when ,,, you use them in the wrong place Sorry i am bored with this now!!!!!!??????;;;;;;;;,,,,,@@(" Better now :D

Looks like a case for irrigation of the colon to me.

is it floating in the air ' or down at gound level , ?

The sky is red.

its a ground level ,

Tha's gettin somewhat silly noo, aren't thee, Wonderboy?

:dotdotdot:

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Tha's gettin somewhat silly noo, aren't thee, Wonderboy?:dotdotdot:

Yes, i am.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Tha's gettin somewhat silly noo, aren't thee, Wonderboy?:dotdotdot:

Yes, i am.

Can you ask HUBERT to type in ENGLISH Wonderboy...you plonker...,,,:::''///!!!"""&&&***((()))---___[]{}Ta

Broad yorkshire... how the world should speak.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its...,

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5. Why is the sky blue?

Best bit is that it's not a period.

Worst thing is that it makes prose like this possible:

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

Like it cause it's convenient.

Rating of 75%

Why is the sky blue? Look it up on the internet, we can't do everything for you.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its...,

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5. Why is the sky blue?

what the hell is that? a comma? ok....

1. it's right beside the period on the keyboard.
2. its cousin ' is not allowed in essays as a contraction. but you can use it possessively.:D
3. why, why not?,,,,,,,,,,,,
4. 70%
5. oh i forgot this. something about reflecting particles in the light.

Hmm.. getting some good reviews in this one. Its the winner so far.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its...,

1. Best bit
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5. Why is the sky blue?

1. Best bit: you can put a dot on top of it: ;. You can't do this with its floating counterpart ', which is a pity imho.
2. Worst bit: it only exists in one position, while its floating counterpart has got two possible positions: ' and `.
3. Why... ahem. Difficult question. Just try to live without ,, and you will know.
4. 99**,99%, as Continental Europeans write, contrary to the rest of the world which use a stupid dot for the decimal: 99.**99%. , is very Latin, and I love it.
5. No it's green. Everything's gone green.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its...,

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5. Why is the sky blue?

Is this the Sigur Ros album after () ?

1. it's particularly handy when listing items
2. it's often used in place of the lovely semicolon (;)
3. in the words of edmund hillary: 'because it's there'
4. 67%
5. honestly? because it reflects the light from the earth's oceans, which are themselves blue (i think?)

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Hmm.. getting some good reviews in this one. Its the winner so far.

How do you think em up ?

Originally posted by AgentWood 5. honestly? because it reflects the light from the earth's oceans, which are themselves blue (i think?)

no, the reason why the ocean is blue is the same reason for why the sky is blue. i remember watching someone explain this on tv. I think that when light hits the sky and ocean, the particles reflect this blue colour. dunno...could someone check this out?

1. Confusion remix
2. ;
3. Because of the lack of love vigilantes
4. nominate
5. To make blue tits invisible

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Hmm.. getting some good reviews in this one. Its the winner so far.

How do you think em up ?

Hooky comes up with most of them to be honest. I think my threats of starvation keep his mind sharp.

thespacebaronmypc isntworking very well

Originally posted by snucker > Originally posted by AgentWood> > 5. honestly? because it reflects the light from the earth's oceans, which are themselves blue (i think?)

no, the reason why the ocean is blue is the same reason for why the sky is blue. i remember watching someone explain this on tv. I think that when light hits the sky and ocean, the particles reflect this blue colour. dunno...could someone check this out?

ok, found the answer. it's because blue light gets scattered around much more than all the other colours from the sun, causing the sky to appear blue. courtesy of www.why-is-the-sky-blue.org. yes, the question even has its own website!

number of times ',' used in this posting: 3