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This is a great time of the year for single losers like myself to go out and get a hold of a bird. Everyones pished and full of festive spirit.
On Friday I copped off with this lawyer that works up the stairs from ma pub. Poor old Muffy had to witness me sookin' the face off her in full view of Joe Public and all the staff. I was steamin' naturally!
Anyone else got any drunken Xmas fumbles they'd care to share?
PS I didn't get her up the road. Next time!
Way-hey, well done for upholding the finest of festive traditions, i.e. getting steaming and snogging a random!
Speaking of which, what the hell has happened to using mistletoe as a cunning ruse? Not seen a jot of it this year.. 
You'd have thought Santa would've brought me that leggy European swimsuit model I asked for.....oh, you have to be GOOD!....
No bird-pulling on my part, there seems to be a drought of attractive women in my corner of the world.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 You'd have thought Santa would've brought me that leggy European swimsuit model I asked for.....oh, you have to be GOOD!....No bird-pulling on my part, there seems to be a drought of attractive women in my corner of the world.
So that whole 'cute southern belle' thing is just a myth?
Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> You'd have thought Santa would've brought me that leggy European swimsuit model I asked for.....oh, you have to be GOOD!....> > > No bird-pulling on my part, there seems to be a drought of attractive women in my corner of the world.
So that whole 'cute southern belle' thing is just a myth?
Not really, but it's all relative, Jason (as in we're all related :D)
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble> > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > You'd have thought Santa would've brought me that leggy European swimsuit model I asked for.....oh, you have to be GOOD!....> > > > > > No bird-pulling on my part, there seems to be a drought of attractive women in my corner of the world.>
So that whole 'cute southern belle' thing is just a myth?
Not really, but it's all relative, Jason (as in we're all related :D)
Word.
By the way, did Santa bring you Retro yesterday?
Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble> > > > > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > You'd have thought Santa would've brought me that leggy European swimsuit model I asked for.....oh, you have to be GOOD!....> > > > > > > > > No bird-pulling on my part, there seems to be a drought of attractive women in my corner of the world.> > >
So that whole 'cute southern belle' thing is just a myth?
Not really, but it's all relative, Jason (as in we're all related :D)
Word.
By the way, did Santa bring you Retro yesterday?
I think I'm gonna hold off on Retro, honestly, because I need cash for books at school and such. I expect to pick it up sometime in late January (I wasn't wild about the 5th disc anyway).......
i don't really know anybody here in orlando as all of my mates are either up north or in the UK. just moved here for a bit and livin' with the parents who just moved here themselves, so it's all high and dry on the man front. i'm just not into this florida lifestyle anyways...sigh.... can't wait to leave!
Originally posted by AgentWood i don't really know anybody here in orlando as all of my mates are either up north or in the UK. just moved here for a bit and livin' with the parents who just moved here themselves, so it's all high and dry on the man front. i'm just not into this florida lifestyle anyways...sigh.... can't wait to leave!
you should move to Dallas...we have...uhm...erm...well, we have...hmmmm...the School Book Depository...and...well...come to think of it, just what the hell do we have here???
I supppose it would be fairly cool to shag some tart senseless on that "grassy knoll" - wouldn't it?
Or was that just sad, tasteless and pathetic?
Originally posted by FourFortyFive I supppose it would be fairly cool to shag some tart senseless on that "grassy knoll" - wouldn't it?Or was that just sad, tasteless and pathetic?
it might be tasteless...but I liked it!!!
of course...since it's in plain sight...I imagine the police might have a little something to say about it!!!
Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin..the mad monk is back! > Originally posted by AgentWood> i don't really know anybody here in orlando as all of my mates are either up north or in the UK. just moved here for a bit and livin' with the parents who just moved here themselves, so it's all high and dry on the man front. i'm just not into this florida lifestyle anyways...sigh.... can't wait to leave!
you should move to Dallas...we have...uhm...erm...well, we have...hmmmm...the School Book Depository...and...well...come to think of it, just what the hell do we have here???
cattle? JR ewing? 
cattle?? I think all the cattle that are left in this town are the Bronze statues downtown...
and those that are in the meat case at the supermarket!!!!
mmmmmm....ribeye steak....sounds good....
sorry to all the vegetarians out there....
just had a new years text from johnny giles, he was trying to chat up a thai bird with hands the size of a goalkeepers
a ladyboy do you think? 
Originally posted by dave hibell just had a new years text from johnny giles, he was trying to chat up a thai bird with hands the size of a goalkeepersa ladyboy do you think?
lets hope he's got balls to fill em with:)
Originally posted by melanie > Originally posted by dave hibell> just had a new years text from johnny giles, he was trying to chat up a thai bird with hands the size of a goalkeepers> > a ladyboy do you think?
lets hope he's got balls to fill em with:)
you cheeky girl...
Originally posted by dave hibell just had a new years text from johnny giles, he was trying to chat up a thai bird with hands the size of a goalkeepersa ladyboy do you think?
Well now why does that NOT surprise me?:D:D:D:D:D
