Shocker! Scott Baio-New Order connection.......

Ladies and gentlemen, I care not to explain WHY I was perusing Scott Baio's film career (research purposes) but I stumbled across this little nugget:

In the 1982 Oscar-worthy "Zapped" (sometimes identified as "Zapped!", with what some film historians consider a superfluous "!"), Scott Baio and Willy Aames played two horny teenagers, one of whom is suddenly blessed with the ability to remove women's panties at will. The name of that character (played by Mr. Baio)? BARNEY!

Coincidence? Only if you're fooled by the military-industrial complex!

and a wackey animated sidekick that bears a striking resemblance!

and on the scott baio/willie aames vehicle 'charles in charge', ellen travolta played a character named lillian---which rhymes with gillian.

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I've got an great-great grandfather named Bernard, a great grandfather named Peter, an uncle named Steve, and an aunt named Jill.

Hmm...

...and Scott Baio (unbelievably) dated Pam Anderson, who was on Baywatch...upon whose set NO performed Regret.

Erm, my first pets were 3 goldfish, who I proudly named Fonzie, Joanie and Chachie. I was obsessed with 'Happy Days' as a kid. :D