willy wonka under fire from the UN

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2 Feb 2003, 18:18

wonka discovered developing possible confections of mass deliciousness! for further details, click here:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html

4 Feb 2003, 13:30

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was one of my favorite pictures as a child and the Onion is one my favorite sites (besides this one of course!)

4 Feb 2003, 13:30

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was one of my favorite pictures as a child and the Onion is one my favorite sites (besides this one of course!)

4 Feb 2003, 13:37

Very good 006, just goes to show how crazy all this shite is with Iraq, there was a brilliant programme on here last night, Mark Thomas, he's a political activist, he created his own UN Weapons inspectorate and visited various US army bases and MOD places over here, including Buck Palace, funnily enough, no-one would let him in! brilliant programme a real eye-opener :nod:

4 Feb 2003, 13:40

i saw a few of the mark thomas projects when i was still living over there. good ones.

and did you know that the US has 5 nukes it can't account for? :nervous:

4 Feb 2003, 20:45

i think we need to protest the war on wonka no blood for chocolate

5 Feb 2003, 10:42

I bet those missing nukes are the mysterious new "moonshine stills" that my cousin Billy-Joe Bob Earl set up in his back yard! :D

5 Feb 2003, 22:42

maybe they got mixed in with the russian ones when the former soviet union had their nuclear rummage sale back in the early 1990s (buy one, get one free)?

6 Feb 2003, 00:31

Originally posted by AgentWood maybe they got mixed in with the russian ones when the former soviet union had their nuclear rummage sale back in the early 1990s (buy one, get one free)?

who here is going to that global march for peace on februray 23(or something)..personally i think its a little silly, esp. since its called 'march' for peace. that implies military for me, shouldn't it be called 'stroll' for peace or 'leisurely walk' for peace. but seriously, 'walk' for peace would be better. that and i don't know the whole issue with iraq, so i'd not want to support something without knowing the details. sorry, this post is rambling and nonsenical. i'm just a bit tired! :yawn: