Hungover just isnae the way to explain it!
It is currently 10 past 10 in the fookin morning, I am at work, and feel as drunk as I did when I went to bed
The only problem is, I can't remember getting to fookin bed!
I remember looking at the clock at 6.00 this morning (when I should have just started work) then fook all.
The events leading up to this show of pure drunkeness go a little bit like this:
The last time I spoke to you all was yesterday morning when I had just finished work, Baldrick came to pick me up and we headed straight to a record fair in Northampton.
Luckily enough Baldrick was paying, and I found a great Joy Division CD, which some of you may have, it's called "Remains" and is basically the stuff not included on Heart & Soul, so whenever I can be bothered I am gonna do a proper discography on tape and CD of all the JD sessions.
I also got a great Clash CD "Street Rats" featuring loads of rare stuff and alternate takes of stuff like White Riot and Hammersmith Palais. Got the last 2 Charlatans Cd's to complete the collection (Between 10th & 11th and Up To Our Hips)
from there we headed straight back to Corby, cos I was playing 5 a side footy with my Uncle John and his pals from work.
BIG fuckin mistake!! after 10 minutes I was totally knackerado'd. I haven't done any training fer 2 years and it showed up quite badly (even if I scored a left foot volley, and nutmegged a guy and scored in the bottom corner
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we got fuckin annialated, personally I blame myself, I really was useless
After footy, I headed to the bar with John and another pal John Oliff, had a few beers and decided to go out and paint the town red. Went to a pals birds 21st birthday party and had a few more beers, then me and Oliff decided we should go on to a nightclub, again, what a stupid idea (we had both sunk about 14 pints in the space of a few short hours)
Can't really remember much about the nightclub except the odd flashback of me singing Like A Rolling Stone on the kareoke. Can't remember leaving the nightclub or who I went home with, all I recall is looking at the clock at 6 this morning and thinking FUCK WORK![]()
How did your Saturday night go?
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