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You've just won £5 million on the Lottery......where does the majority of yer money go?
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Cheap (but sexy) Hookers 1 (3%)
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Drugs 2 (5%)
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Alcohol 1 (3%)
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Treat the family 5 (13%)
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Get New Order to play a gig in yer back garden 15 (39%)
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Charity 4 (11%)
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Holidays 4 (11%)
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Shares / Real Estate 6 (16%)
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new order gig please, although how they would fit in the tiny patio next to the bin i don't know.
I went fer The Order doing a gig in the back garden, for the plain and simple reason, I'd have a massive party, obviously there'll be loads of drink and drugs, and I'm sure I could arrange it for a few tasty tarts to come round and service my every need
Then it'd be a 10% share in Celtic, treat the family and friends to a holiday in Skeggy, and buy my street......not forgetting to buy the church a new roof and central heating......well, I am a good Catholic lad after all
Originally posted by Major Tarantino ... and of course give yer best mate (me) £500,000 or so.
A student with half a million in his pocket, that'd buy you plenty of amphetamines for all yer studying
Originally posted by 404 error I'd buy a really large turnip.
That's exactly what my mate Baldrick would do:D
Went for charity(me). Consequently the first five options all get a cool million each!The family gets a look in so they can pick up the bill for the funeral after the debauchery incurred by the other four options.
Originally posted by Major Tarantino yeah man, yeah yeah yeahgood yeah yeahok great yeahyeah
suddenly...Major is Shaun Ryder...
Gonna go for the combo platter on this one. I figure if I can combine A, B, C and E, I'll be one very happy guy indeed; maybe the use of the first 3 to entice E would do the trick. Yeah, right . What's left would go to charity and my family.
Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin > Originally posted by Major Tarantino yeah man, yeah yeah yeahgood yeah yeahok great yeahyeah
suddenly...Major is Shaun Ryder...
A funny post from Jeff The Chef?
;)
Well, what about a gig in my back garden with hookers, a lot of beer, drugs, and everything?
THAT IS NOT AN OPTION?
Why CHEAP hookers, I'd like to think with that kind of money I could afford to treat myself to a CLASSY stud. After New Order played in the back garden, of course.
What about taking a controlling majority in London Records and appointing Wilson as MD?
Then reassigning the promotional budget: 90% New Order.
Originally posted by Budvar Huber What about taking a controlling majority in London Records and appointing Wilson as MD?
Then reassigning the promotional budget: 90% New Order.
excellent idea
Originally posted by Lickmodem Why is this a "choose one" rather than a top ten list?
Cos I was bored, and never thought it through properly.
Well done fer Rocket Mick being the only one to vote for Hookers......I applaud you Baldy
i'd travel the world (i don't have a back garden, you see, so NO is out). as for the drugs and booze, they're not all THAT expensive, so i could budget :D. and since most men are whores, us women don't have to pay for that kind of thing, anyway! 
as for charity, well, maybe just a bit....
New Order gig in the back yard. That would be nice unless my asshole neighbors called the fuzz.
My ultimate indulgence would be to hire a studio and a producer for a few weeks, drink copious amounts and then record for my own pleasure the entire JD and NO back catalogue with me on vocals (ie put my vocals over the original tracks). :D
Alternatively if I won a serious amount of money I'd pay NO to be my backing band for a UK tour with me on lead vocals - we'd change the setlist every night and play all the cool tracks that have been ignored on tour lately. 
Shares and reel estate investments so I could make huge profits and obtain all the other things on the list.
Good call Roonaldo. (Went for the back garden gig myself).
And if I may say so, the VERY best of luck to your side later. Hope you win by at least 4!
Gone for the gig on this one but to tell the truth I would most probably spend it on all of the choices apart from shares and charity.
"A heart thats left at home"
