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What do you think about squeegee operators

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  • 1. If I have the change, I`ll encourage them to squeegee 1 (12%)
  • 2. Let them squeegee but give them nothing 2 (25%)
  • 3. Hide in the glovebox and try to ignore them 3 (38%)
  • 4. Scream abuse at them, tell them to get a proper job 2 (25%)

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Here in Sydney, and in the UK, we have a number of places where the stop light at intersections shows red long enough to allow the squeegee operators to ply their trade[ie.clean your windscreen/windshield with dirty soapy water]. How do you treat such desperate folk?

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Theyre the dregs of society, but they can clean the windscreen and Ill give them the contents of the ash tray. Im tight fisted by nature, my mothers jewish and my father`s scottish, the product of two racial stereotypes for the price of one :D

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they get right on my tits

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Scream abuse at them and tell em to get a proper job.....much in the same way we do with the police when they are warning us under section 5a (drunk and disorderly act:lol: )

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I thought this only happens in Brazil, where poverty is a real issue. :nonono:

Here in São Paulo, they sell all sort of stuff on traffic lights like newspapers, sun glasses, mobile chargers, orange juice, mineral water, fruits, candies, toys, football flags and even beard shavers! Sometimes they are just begging for money or in the worst case robbing you. I personally prefer when hookers distribute flyers for a strip club. :D

When the squeegees get close to my car I always ask them to NOT WASH THE WINDSCREEN! If they ignore my request then I give them a coin, as the squeegees usually scratch out your car when they receive nothing.

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Never encoutered any yet, but I'd be too modest to yell at them (but smart enough not to give them any money...I hope)

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Originally posted by ShugZV©
Scream abuse at them and tell em to get a proper job.....much in the same way we do with the police when they are warning us under section 5a (drunk and disorderly act:lol: )

:clap: :clap:

Just about everytime I pass by the local police station at night (getting off work and the like), I like to stick my tongue out at the station. It's childish, but ever since I got stopped (for going all of 45 in a 35-speed zone) I can't really help it. small-town city cops are fucking useless for the most part, they have nothing better to do!

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I just trigger the windshield washer thing to show them that their "job" is useless. It could be more usefull if they wash the entire car...inside, outside, simoniz :lol:

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The saffas have a novel approach, they fit their cars with flame throwers at the sides that incinerate would be squeegee/spongers...a tad harsh, but very effective.

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I'd get very annoyed if they tried it on me. I'd probably be more tolerant if could drive and had a car though.

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Couldn't agree more. These poor people really get on my tits. Could we not just have the all arressted so as they don't clutter up our highways? Scrounging swines, probably all drug addicts, i blame it on the videos/parents/collapse of christianity........etc etc etc.

This forum is reading more like The Daily Mail every day and it's fucking depressing. Just waiting for the first anti-asylum seekers thread.

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Originally posted by 404 error I'd get very annoyed if they tried it on me. I'd probably be more tolerant if could drive and had a car though.

Well, as a pedestrian I've often been pestered by glass squeegers. They offer to clean your sunglasses in return for some spare cash. You can't find them in the UK due to the dearth of sunglasses there!

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Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson Couldn't agree more. These poor people really get on my tits. Could we not just have the all arressted so as they don't clutter up our highways? Scrounging swines, probably all drug addicts, i blame it on the videos/parents/collapse of christianity........etc etc etc.This forum is reading more like The Daily Mail every day and it's fucking depressing. Just waiting for the first anti-asylum seekers thread.

Fascist :laugh:

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Originally posted by murv > Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson> Couldn't agree more. These poor people really get on my tits. Could we not just have the all arressted so as they don't clutter up our highways? Scrounging swines, probably all drug addicts, i blame it on the videos/parents/collapse of christianity........etc etc etc.> > This forum is reading more like The Daily Mail every day and it's fucking depressing. Just waiting for the first anti-asylum seekers thread.

Fascist :laugh:

Nothing funny about that word whatsoever.

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Originally posted by murv The saffas have a novel approach, they fit their cars with flame throwers at the sides that incinerate would be squeegee/spongers...a tad harsh, but very effective.

What's a "saffa"?

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Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson Couldn't agree more. These poor people really get on my tits. Could we not just have the all arressted so as they don't clutter up our highways? Scrounging swines, probably all drug addicts, i blame it on the videos/parents/collapse of christianity........etc etc etc.This forum is reading more like The Daily Mail every day and it's fucking depressing. Just waiting for the first anti-asylum seekers thread.

I don't have a problem giving money to people who are hard up, i just wish they'd ask first.

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Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson > Originally posted by murv> > > > Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson> > Couldn't agree more. These poor people really get on my tits. Could we not just have the all arressted so as they don't clutter up our highways? Scrounging swines, probably all drug addicts, i blame it on the videos/parents/collapse of christianity........etc etc etc.> > > > This forum is reading more like The Daily Mail every day and it's fucking depressing. Just waiting for the first anti-asylum seekers thread.>

Fascist :laugh:

Nothing funny about that word whatsoever.

i agree. this is becoming silly. let's hear it for public transportation!..not by choice, of course.

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Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by murv The saffas have a novel approach, they fit their cars with flame throwers at the sides that incinerate would be squeegee/spongers...a tad harsh, but very effective.

What's a "saffa"?

South African innit

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[Content deleted by murv on 2/25/2003 6:56:27 AM EDT]

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Originally posted by murv > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> > > > Originally posted by murv> > The saffas have a novel approach, they fit their cars with flame throwers at the sides that incinerate would be squeegee/spongers...a tad harsh, but very effective. >

What's a "saffa"?

South African innit

Thanks Murv, it did not appear in my slang dictionary.

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[Content deleted by far too serious thread on 2/26/2003 12:41:37 AM EDT]

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does anyone have a picture of this, only because in the states there is a deflector that keeps 'em clean, or am I missing something :scratch:

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