Nearly at 5000 fucking posts. I am ashamed
I have no idea what to do, I am tempted to fuck off for a wee bit, but still pop by and not post, alternatively I am willing to do any of the above.
Instead of doing a Marty and voting for whether I should stay or go, I thought I'd leave a few escape options above.
Please feel free to give constructive critisism......or in Rocket's case, just call me a wanker:D
When I'm at 4999 I will save posting the possible last message till everyone gets a chance to vote.
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Fuck off and gie us all peace fer a while 1 (4%)
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Do a quiz and offer a special NO/JD prize 8 (32%)
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Stop posting shite 1 (4%)
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Only post on JD / NO related topics 0 (0%)
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Stop using so many expletives 1 (4%)
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Do a Marty type rant, slag everyone and then fuck off 1 (4%)
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Admit that you actually like The Cure and Depish 7 (28%)
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Do a funny post with alternative lyrics to New Order songs 6 (24%)
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Stop with the fucking expletives already! What kind of shithead constantly uses goddam cursing to get fucking ahead in this hellhole we call the motherfucking earth? Crap, man, you're bound to offend some-fucking-one with all this shit! 
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D (Love you Shuggy)
PS Very stressful past couple of weeks, but I can absolutely guarentee I will put those Band tapes in the mail to you Saturday 
(sorry about being such a lazy ass 
)
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Huntsman> Can we vote for you to clean your own back?> >
NO
Damn it.
I'd go for the funny lyrics but having him coming out as a closeted England + Depish supporter would be funny too.
Originally posted by Budvar Huber I'd go for the funny lyrics but having him coming out as a closeted England + Depish supporter would be funny too.
OI No-one mentioned anything about ***land.....BEHAVE BUDMEISTER;)
Huntsibidy, I'm trying to conserve all my posts, stop lulling me intae a false sense of security....you know I never know what you know which means I know less than you know you know;)
Tabsy
Superb use of swear words
BUT, as moderator of this forum I'd like to remind you of the conditions and rules of this site, this is a yellow card for your foul and abusive language;)
I have still to post you the live concerts.......I too am stressed out
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Budvar Huber> I'd go for the funny lyrics but having him coming out as a closeted England + Depish supporter would be funny too.
OI No-one mentioned anything about ***land.....BEHAVE BUDMEISTER;)
Huntsibidy, I'm trying to conserve all my posts, stop lulling me intae a false sense of security....you know I never know what you know which means I know less than you know you know;)
Tabsy Superb use of swear words
BUT, as moderator of this forum I'd like to remind you of the conditions and rules of this site, this is a yellow card for your foul and abusive language;)
I have still to post you the live concerts.......I too am stressed out
Yellow card?......shit (witty use of sarcasm, eh? Eh?)
how's about you learn to spell in engerlish instead of this funny language you constantly use (mean when your sober & not just thetypo's when you've "bin on the radge" or whatever it is you do. top oh.
Do whatever you want but stop impersonating an highlander.
Yer fake, man! Everyone knows scottish people have french accents.
Ask Christopher Lambert, for instance... 
give us a quiz...wee man!!!
whatever you do, you can't go away....unless you really want to....
Originally posted by Jim Reilly People are people so why can't it be....... :)
JIM REILLY IS SUCH A BORING BABY!
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Jim Reilly> People are people so why can't it be....... :)
JIM REILLY IS SUCH A BORING BABY!
YOU ARE SUCH A NONCE ROCKET ;)
Originally posted by Jim Reilly > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > Originally posted by Jim Reilly> > People are people so why can't it be....... :)>
JIM REILLY IS SUCH A BORING BABY!
YOU ARE SUCH A NONCE ROCKET ;)
Are you rattled JIMBOB?
Voted for the second one, though with a twist, which is to donate yer entire collection of NO to worthy charities, such as the one that resides here in Oregon, and become a really big Depish fan, and get on to the really big topics, such as whether or not they were better w/Vince Clarke. Of course, the likelihood of that happening would be about the same as you actually becoming a R*ng*s fan, I suppose.
Not actually write different lyrics to NO songs but to do a spoof analysis of the meaning behind the lyrics to a few NO songs. Let your imagination run wild(er).
in celebration of post 5000, you can take all those martin gore pictures from under your bed now and hang them on your wall with pride. we won't think any less of you here.
Originally posted by JE SUIS EGG Do whatever you want but stop impersonating an highlander.Yer fake, man! Everyone knows scottish people have french accents. Ask Christopher Lambert, for instance...
Christophe Lambert!! Not Christopher, although he's credited as Christopher in most of his english movies..
We can assign you a mission to bring back The Martian, Seb Briggs, Hank Wisewass, Muffy, Marco Pleil, Liv and Buster Klumpy on regular basis? :D
Originally posted by a very small boy Not actually write different lyrics to NO songs but to do a spoof analysis of the meaning behind the lyrics to a few NO songs. Let your imagination run wild(er).
Best suggestion so far
Nicos, entice the group you mention with promise of beer.......that'll work
Rocket Ballbag.....stop shouting ya daft baldy twat
as fer Jumbo Reilly;)
Green Guy, 006 and all the rest who wish for me to admit liking Depish....yer in fer a long wait, and you's do know that in Turkish Depeche Mode means Dead Years Ago......I kid ye's not.
Je Suis......my French is nearly as good as my Scottish.......Tourne a droit big yin an geyersel a beer;)
And the one's wishing for some kind of quiz with prize, I suggest you check the True Faith thread on the Digital Republic forum, you don't have to answer any questions to win a video........I'm a good lad really.
Originally posted by a very small boy Not actually write different lyrics to NO songs but to do a spoof analysis of the meaning behind the lyrics to a few NO songs. Let your imagination run wild(er).
Best suggestion so far
Nicos, entice the group you mention with promise of beer.......that'll work
Rocket Ballbag.....stop shouting ya daft baldy twat
as fer Jumbo Reilly;)
Green Guy, 006 and all the rest who wish for me to admit liking Depish....yer in fer a long wait, and you's do know that in Turkish Depeche Mode means Dead Years Ago......I kid ye's not.
Je Suis......my French is nearly as good as my Scottish.......Tourne a droit big yin an geyersel a beer;)
And the one's wishing for some kind of quiz with prize, I suggest you check the True Faith thread on the Digital Republic forum, you don't have to answer any questions to win a video........I'm a good lad really.
If someone told me 2 years ago somebody would be about to pass the 5000 messages milestone, I'd say he/she wa crazy...
But since I'm near 4000 myself, I won't say anything 
Originally posted by Spotnick If someone told me 2 years ago somebody would be about to pass the 5000 messages milestone, I'd say he/she wa crazy...But since I'm near 4000 myself, I won't say anything
and I would have agreed with you, just think how many I'd be on if I had the computer hooked up in the flat
Can I just whoever says "fuck aff and gies peace fer a bit" ...that cheered me up
I will be floating without posting......I was gonna do my 5000th post today, but I forgot a very important piece of paper, and I can't remember what I wrote......so I'll be hiding round the corner for a day or two....be afraid;)
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Spotnick> If someone told me 2 years ago somebody would be about to pass the 5000 messages milestone, I'd say he/she wa crazy...> > But since I'm near 4000 myself, I won't say anything
and I would have agreed with you, just think how many I'd be on if I had the computer hooked up in the flat
Can I just whoever says "fuck aff and gies peace fer a bit" ...that cheered me up
I will be floating without posting......I was gonna do my 5000th post today, but I forgot a very important piece of paper, and I can't remember what I wrote......so I'll be hiding round the corner for a day or two....be afraid;)
But you KNOW it was ME!
You want a few reasons?!!
he's engerlish, supports Arsenal 
worships the england squad and has got a World in Motion stationary set and matching A4 folder
oh and i heard reports that he drinks and takes drugs most of the time (again!) ;)
