worst movie you have ever seen — Forum Archive

14 Mar 2003, 01:32

mine: the messenger, that joan of arc debacle with milla jovovich. about 2/3 of the way through i fast-forwarded the film to the end just to watch her burn.

14 Mar 2003, 02:26

hmmm. well, i LOVE bad movies that are enjoyable, too. but Leprechaun 4: In Space, wasn't even enjoyable. it was shocking. that's probably the worst movie i've ever seen.

oh wait - Cannibal Campout is.

14 Mar 2003, 02:39

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

14 Mar 2003, 03:26

Originally posted by Old Blue Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

seriously? that's one of my absolute favourite films! just watch the messenger: the story of joan of arc, and you'll see what absolute tosh really is. :barf:

14 Mar 2003, 04:57

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Old Blue Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

seriously? that's one of my absolute favourite films! just watch the messenger: the story of joan of arc, and you'll see what absolute tosh really is. :barf:

I thought Joan of Arc was ok Milla really tried to become the character and there were some wonderful set pieces. If you want real crap with her in it watch Resident Evil - she looks stunning but the film looks like it cost 50p and took about a day to shoot. You have been warned people. :wink:

14 Mar 2003, 05:15

Plan 9 from outer space.

14 Mar 2003, 07:04

Jeepers Creepers

14 Mar 2003, 07:04

Batman & Robin

14 Mar 2003, 07:04

Unbreakable

14 Mar 2003, 07:10

Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.

Absolute wasted opportunity.

Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.

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14 Mar 2003, 08:35

Any Spielberg movie after "The Color Purple".

14 Mar 2003, 08:38

Originally posted by Huntsman Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.Absolute wasted opportunity.Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.

I knew you'd choose this one!

14 Mar 2003, 09:10

Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat Any Spielberg movie after "The Color Purple".

Are you serious what about : Schindlers List, AI, Minority Report, Saving Private Ryan, Hook - shit I think you could be right :wink:

14 Mar 2003, 09:47

Rocky V

The first 4 were great, but this was worse than watching a German porn flick :lol:

14 Mar 2003, 10:00

Did you know that 'Tommy Gunn' was in fact a real boxer? - I think this makes Richard 5 even worse.

The ending duel between Rock salt an Thomas Gun Dog where they sped the film up disgraced the movie industry, and sent the pedigree of Rocky down the plug hole.

In Rocky 6, I've heard, the only thing left for him to fight is an alien ... body matter still in discussion.

Rocky 5 is almost as crab apple sauce as Godzilla.

Grease 2 was a bit of a turkey. But by saying that it might imply I liked Grease Monkey I. Stranded at the drive in, unable to locate popping queen.

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14 Mar 2003, 10:02

Originally posted by JE SUIS EGG > Originally posted by Huntsman> Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.> > Absolute wasted opportunity.> > Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.> >

I knew you'd choose this one!

I knew you would know that.

However, I could never predict you would alter your name to co-incide with an egg.

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14 Mar 2003, 10:04

Originally posted by AgentWood mine: the messenger, that joan of arc debacle with milla jovovich. about 2/3 of the way through i fast-forwarded the film to the end just to watch her burn.

If they ever made a film of your logo thing that would be worse than Godzilla (just).

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14 Mar 2003, 10:47

Oh lord, so many to choose from......

I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. This would include the Dolph Lundgren project "The Punisher" (very dark, bleak, and dull); "Captain America" with some no-name in the title role, Ronny Cox as the aw-shucks president of the United states, and Jurgen Prochnow as the Red Skull (the effects are cheesy as hell. it looks like the film was shot entirely in the same room, with shit moved around to make it look different for each scene)

There's the Patrick Swayze-Meatloaf truck-drivin'-action flick "Black Dog" (though Mike Nelson of MST3K devoted a whole chapter to "Roadhouse" being the worst movie of all time as Swayze flicks go, I would beg to differ), and of course "Dirty Dancing" which taught a nation how to dance, how to love, and how not to put Baby in a corner.

But the absolute worst abuse of cinema is by Dolph Ludgren (again!), this time in "Masters of The Universe". Based on the never-popular toy brand featuring a semi-naked warrior called "He-Man", this is the absolute turkey of turkeys. You have Dolph emoting such emotions as constipation and befuddlement while the other cast members (looking for a party at Studio 54, as judged by their clothing) just kinda overact, including the bad guy "Skeletor" (he's supposed to look like he has no skin on his face, but it just lookes like he's wearing a really bad mask), who for some reason wants to rule a far-off mystical land that bears a striking resemblence to Southern Cali. He has to get some sort of magical "key" in order to rule or something.....okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

14 Mar 2003, 10:55

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by JE SUIS EGG> > > > Originally posted by Huntsman> > Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.> > > > Absolute wasted opportunity.> > > > Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.> > > > >

I knew you'd choose this one!

I knew you would know that.

However, I could never predict you would alter your name to co-incide with an egg.

:hat:

Well, Huntsy, I must confess I first thought of a fantastic nickname: "Pringles"! I changed my mind when I found out I would infringe a very strict copyright law... Anyway never in my life I'd learn how to put THAT avatar in my profile!

14 Mar 2003, 10:59

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 including the bad guy "Skeletor" (he's supposed to look like he has no skin on his face, but it just lookes like he's wearing a really bad mask)

That's because he IS wearing a really bad mask! :lol:

14 Mar 2003, 11:05

I bet you don't know why Skeletor was called Skeletor?

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14 Mar 2003, 11:08

Originally posted by Huntsman Did you know that 'Tommy Gunn' was in fact a real boxer? - I think this makes Richard 5 even worse.The ending duel between Rock salt an Thomas Gun Dog where they sped the film up disgraced the movie industry, and sent the pedigree of Rocky down the plug hole.In Rocky 6, I've heard, the only thing left for him to fight is an alien ... body matter still in discussion.Rocky 5 is almost as crab apple sauce as Godzilla.

Aye, he wasn't very good though, he was being touted as a future heavyweight beanbag :nod: Havnae seen the big barney so I'm unable to pass water.....laters peeps, I should have finished work 10 minutes ago :lol:

14 Mar 2003, 11:33

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Oh lord, so many to choose from......I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. .........okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

you not seen the dancing in the dark video then?

& x-men was before spiderman & that wasn't bad.

& jay & silent bob in clerks etc are pretty good though whether they came before the film is a moot point

14 Mar 2003, 11:41

Originally posted by Huntsman I bet you don't know why Skeletor was called Skeletor?

Because he's supposed to look like a livin' walkin' talkin' jivin' skelleton?

14 Mar 2003, 13:10

Originally posted by hibster > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Oh lord, so many to choose from......> > > I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. > .........> okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

you not seen the dancing in the dark video then?

& x-men was before spiderman & that wasn't bad.

& jay & silent bob in clerks etc are pretty good though whether they came before the film is a moot point

Damn you, Harold Lloyd! :D

Yes, X-Men was good, as far as I can remember (only seen it once), so my blanket generalization of the comic book/cinema scene has proven to be faulty....oh well :shrug:

14 Mar 2003, 13:11

Oh, this is the :\puke: smilie.....

14 Mar 2003, 15:03

has anyone ever seen Sinbad of the Seven Seas starring Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk)? it is SO fabulous because it is SO awful. it's a keeper.

14 Mar 2003, 15:31

ROCKET MICK DOES CHORLEY

It was fucking terrible

14 Mar 2003, 15:35

Originally posted by Jim Reilly ROCKET MICK DOES CHORLEYIt was fucking terrible

True story though unlike JIMBO GETS LAID! :nod: :D

14 Mar 2003, 16:01

That was a sweet film like Bambi but DIE HARD !! ;)