worst movie you have ever seen

mine: the messenger, that joan of arc debacle with milla jovovich. about 2/3 of the way through i fast-forwarded the film to the end just to watch her burn.

hmmm. well, i LOVE bad movies that are enjoyable, too. but Leprechaun 4: In Space, wasn't even enjoyable. it was shocking. that's probably the worst movie i've ever seen.

oh wait - Cannibal Campout is.

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

Originally posted by Old Blue Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

seriously? that's one of my absolute favourite films! just watch the messenger: the story of joan of arc, and you'll see what absolute tosh really is. :barf:

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Old Blue Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Absolute tosh.

seriously? that's one of my absolute favourite films! just watch the messenger: the story of joan of arc, and you'll see what absolute tosh really is. :barf:

I thought Joan of Arc was ok Milla really tried to become the character and there were some wonderful set pieces. If you want real crap with her in it watch Resident Evil - she looks stunning but the film looks like it cost 50p and took about a day to shoot. You have been warned people.

Plan 9 from outer space.

Jeepers Creepers

Batman & Robin

Unbreakable

Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.

Absolute wasted opportunity.

Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.

Any Spielberg movie after "The Color Purple".

Originally posted by Huntsman Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.Absolute wasted opportunity.Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.

I knew you'd choose this one!

Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat Any Spielberg movie after "The Color Purple".

Are you serious what about : Schindlers List, AI, Minority Report, Saving Private Ryan, Hook - shit I think you could be right

Did you know that 'Tommy Gunn' was in fact a real boxer? - I think this makes Richard 5 even worse.

The ending duel between Rock salt an Thomas Gun Dog where they sped the film up disgraced the movie industry, and sent the pedigree of Rocky down the plug hole.

In Rocky 6, I've heard, the only thing left for him to fight is an alien ... body matter still in discussion.

Rocky 5 is almost as crab apple sauce as Godzilla.

Grease 2 was a bit of a turkey. But by saying that it might imply I liked Grease Monkey I. Stranded at the drive in, unable to locate popping queen.

Originally posted by JE SUIS EGG > Originally posted by Huntsman> Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.> > Absolute wasted opportunity.> > Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.> >

I knew you'd choose this one!

I knew you would know that.

However, I could never predict you would alter your name to co-incide with an egg.

Originally posted by AgentWood mine: the messenger, that joan of arc debacle with milla jovovich. about 2/3 of the way through i fast-forwarded the film to the end just to watch her burn.

If they ever made a film of your logo thing that would be worse than Godzilla (just).

Oh lord, so many to choose from......

I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. This would include the Dolph Lundgren project "The Punisher" (very dark, bleak, and dull); "Captain America" with some no-name in the title role, Ronny Cox as the aw-shucks president of the United states, and Jurgen Prochnow as the Red Skull (the effects are cheesy as hell. it looks like the film was shot entirely in the same room, with shit moved around to make it look different for each scene)

There's the Patrick Swayze-Meatloaf truck-drivin'-action flick "Black Dog" (though Mike Nelson of MST3K devoted a whole chapter to "Roadhouse" being the worst movie of all time as Swayze flicks go, I would beg to differ), and of course "Dirty Dancing" which taught a nation how to dance, how to love, and how not to put Baby in a corner.

But the absolute worst abuse of cinema is by Dolph Ludgren (again!), this time in "Masters of The Universe". Based on the never-popular toy brand featuring a semi-naked warrior called "He-Man", this is the absolute turkey of turkeys. You have Dolph emoting such emotions as constipation and befuddlement while the other cast members (looking for a party at Studio 54, as judged by their clothing) just kinda overact, including the bad guy "Skeletor" (he's supposed to look like he has no skin on his face, but it just lookes like he's wearing a really bad mask), who for some reason wants to rule a far-off mystical land that bears a striking resemblence to Southern Cali. He has to get some sort of magical "key" in order to rule or something.....okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by JE SUIS EGG> > > > Originally posted by Huntsman> > Godzilla. The version with Mathew Broderick the Ferris Bueller.> > > > Absolute wasted opportunity.> > > > Never will 'Destroy All Monsters' be beaten, or 'Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster'. Classic.> > > > >

I knew you'd choose this one!

I knew you would know that.

However, I could never predict you would alter your name to co-incide with an egg.

Well, Huntsy, I must confess I first thought of a fantastic nickname: "Pringles"! I changed my mind when I found out I would infringe a very strict copyright law... Anyway never in my life I'd learn how to put THAT avatar in my profile!

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 including the bad guy "Skeletor" (he's supposed to look like he has no skin on his face, but it just lookes like he's wearing a really bad mask)

That's because he IS wearing a really bad mask!

I bet you don't know why Skeletor was called Skeletor?

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Oh lord, so many to choose from......I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. .........okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

you not seen the dancing in the dark video then?

& x-men was before spiderman & that wasn't bad.

& jay & silent bob in clerks etc are pretty good though whether they came before the film is a moot point

Originally posted by Huntsman I bet you don't know why Skeletor was called Skeletor?

Because he's supposed to look like a livin' walkin' talkin' jivin' skelleton?

Originally posted by hibster > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Oh lord, so many to choose from......> > > I have to say right off the top of my head it would be any movie made from a comic book charecter, prior to Spider-Man. > .........> okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

you not seen the dancing in the dark video then?

& x-men was before spiderman & that wasn't bad.

& jay & silent bob in clerks etc are pretty good though whether they came before the film is a moot point

Damn you, Harold Lloyd! :D

Yes, X-Men was good, as far as I can remember (only seen it once), so my blanket generalization of the comic book/cinema scene has proven to be faulty....oh well

Oh, this is the :\puke: smilie.....

has anyone ever seen Sinbad of the Seven Seas starring Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk)? it is SO fabulous because it is SO awful. it's a keeper.

ROCKET MICK DOES CHORLEY

It was fucking terrible

Originally posted by Jim Reilly ROCKET MICK DOES CHORLEYIt was fucking terrible

True story though unlike JIMBO GETS LAID! :D

That was a sweet film like Bambi but DIE HARD !! ;)

Worst movie experience was when someone brought in "O" - that modern take on Othello - to our Grade 11 English class when we were studying it.

An atrocious bastardization of Shakespeare. Josh Hartnett in the fight scene "Please, stop it!" He didn't understand anything about Iago. Watching it was a traumatic experience.

The only antidote is one of the two best movies ever... 24 Hour Party People or the Brave Little Toaster.

Saw way too many crappy movies when I worked at a cinema, thank God I didn't have to pay to see a lot of that crap. One that sticks out is Monsignor, which features Christopher Reeve as a priest; quite an unbearable flick.

I didn't mind Plan 9 From Outer Space, it was so bad that is was kind of camp, but The Terror Of Tiny Town (an all-midget western flick where the midgets walk under the saloon doors and ride ponys lacked that camp edge.

I usually go to see foreign films these days, but I fell asleep during L'avventura in a cinema class.

I loathe most of the Batman movies, especially the one with Uma Thurman and Jim Carrey (very hard to watch even little segments when it's on TV).

Rude Boy, even though it has some great live performances by the Clash, is another one that makes me blanch.

Sure there'll be more later, but that's right of the top of my head.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 But the absolute worst abuse of cinema is by Dolph Ludgren (again!), this time in "Masters of The Universe". Based on the never-popular toy brand featuring a semi-naked warrior called "He-Man", this is the absolute turkey of turkeys. You have Dolph emoting such emotions as constipation and befuddlement while the other cast members (looking for a party at Studio 54, as judged by their clothing) just kinda overact, including the bad guy "Skeletor" (he's supposed to look like he has no skin on his face, but it just lookes like he's wearing a really bad mask), who for some reason wants to rule a far-off mystical land that bears a striking resemblence to Southern Cali. He has to get some sort of magical "key" in order to rule or something.....okay, my memory's a bit hazy, but I do know that it features the single most annoying performance Courtney Cox ever gave (yes, Monica from "Friends" is in this one, it could very well be used as blackmail against her). Oh lord, this is the crappiest of the crap :/puke:

Hey mate, He-man was popular in my house!! Oh, I did love the cartoon...but as far as I can remember, you're quite right about the film being gash.

My own personal nomination, at least for the worst film I've ever paid money to see at the cinema, is Deep Impact. Utter shite.

i nearly forgot about caligula, with malcolm macdowell and produced by penthouse's bob guccione. after about an hour and a half we were giving each other motivational talks to keep one another from walking out of the room. i'm glad mr. macdowell feels comfortable in the nude but, damn. i managed to sit through the whole thing (about 4 hours) and it was one of the most horrifying experiences of my life--i think childbirth will be comparatively easy.

huntsman--the subject of my avatar is mesmerisingly fabulous. long may she reign.

the general line...arrestingly ugly, depressing, long and a god-awful movie. two hours i will never get back....the minutes passed like molasses while watching this movie. can't remember who directed it...eisenstein? some russian guy....

Originally posted by WenOrder Street Fighter the movie has to be the worst movie I've seen. Can't believe I went to see the movie just because I was a fan of that damn game. I think they spent their whole budget getting Van Damme and didn't have anything left for anything else. Kylie was in it also I think..

i was an extra in van damme's film 'the order' (the israeli casting agency used to come by the place i was staying at and troll for extras). i spent 2 boiling hot days in tel aviv wearing a nun's habit for a scene where he beats the crap out of the bad guy who then shoots charlton heston (who had a nice umbrella to rest under, mind you, under which he continuously dozed off). van damme kept running inside the restaurant we were chilling out in to 'visit the facilities.' in other words, he came out of the loo wiping his nose and sniffling, miraculously 'recharged'...hmmm. anyway, mercifully that scene was close to the beginning of the film, because it was utter shite so i didn't have to sit throught the whole thing when it came on the USA network. of course, i could only be seen for about 1/10 second, and i noticed my black habit only because i knew where i was standing. oh well, at least i got paid and four free meals out of it! had i sat through the film, it may well be on my list of 'worst films i have ever seen.' :o

i was going to be an extra in 'spygame', that brad pitt/ robert redford film, but they cancelled the shoot in israel because of the hostilities. sissies.

Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat> Any Spielberg movie after "The Color Purple".

You didn't like Schindler's List?

No, Nic... the only thing I care about it is the beautiful cinematography, by Janusz Kaminski... the man is a genious... if you saw "The Man Who Wasn't There", you know what I mean.

Hasn't anyone mentioned the Blair Witch Project yet? And then there's just about every George Clooney movie that's out there. Uuuggg. But the thing is I never learn, I always end up seeing them anyways.

I'm seriously tempted to say 'all of them'.

Films always seem to be either unbearably boring (e.g. that black and white famous Italian 50s or 60s 'art' film that I can't remember the title of but was supposed to be really good and arty but was in fact boring, sexist and incomprehensible) or just completely formulaic and insulting to one's intelligence (e.g. anything with Schwarzeneggar or Gibson in it).

I'm hard pressed to think of any movie that wasn't basically crap, including most of the supposedly 'great' ones, e.g. the abysmal, utterly moronic, incomprehensibly over-rated Exorcist, or the utterly stupid and nonsensical Bel de Jour, etc...

The only tolerable films are those that aim squarely for the quality end of 'disposable entertainment' and avoid being either pretentious or totally formulaic, e.g. Spielberg when he's not trying to win Oscars (when he is, e.g. Schindler's list or Colour Purple or Amistead, etc he's actrocious).

Oh, and Dr Strangelove. Actually, I think that's the only good film ever made. Except for being a bit 'boys only'.

has anyone seen zardoz with sean connery?

its not too terrible, but the fact that it has sean connery running around in a diaper beating people up combined with the fact that the movie still finds some way to be ABSOLUTE SHITE just blows my mind..

Glen or Glenda by Ed Wood has to be the worst movie I have ever watched. But I watched it a dozen times?

Originally posted by TwinPeaksFan And then there's just about every George Clooney movie that's out there. Uuuggg.

what - even return of the killer tomatoes?