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4 Apr 2003, 16:25

SHUGZV just rang and said he has a girlfriend!True..i kid you not!Now this is very FUNNY!:DCos he is bloody GAY!Don told me :wink:

5 Apr 2003, 10:09

Originally posted by Rocket Mick SHUGZV just rang and said he has a girlfriend!True..i kid you not!Now this is very FUNNY!:DCos he is bloody GAY!Don told me

:nonono:

5 Apr 2003, 10:18

Originally posted by Rocket Mick SHUGZV just rang and said he has a girlfriend!True..i kid you not!Now this is very FUNNY!:DCos he is bloody GAY!Don told me

:lame:

:nono:

5 Apr 2003, 13:53

Originally posted by Rocket Mick SHUGZV just rang and said he has a girlfriend!True..i kid you not!Now this is very FUNNY!:DCos he is bloody GAY!Don told me

dude not cool :nonono:

Shugz > You

6 Apr 2003, 09:50

Originally posted by Ben Aspinall > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> SHUGZV just rang and said he has a girlfriend!True..i kid you not!Now this is very FUNNY!:DCos he is bloody GAY!Don told me

dude not cool :nonono:

Shugz > You

I refer to my honourable friend by saying he's bald and he likes the pet shop boys....case closed:D

6 Apr 2003, 14:17

A priest, a rabbi, a dwarf, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

6 Apr 2003, 14:25

"I don't care for sex on the tele, I mean I keep falling off!" :lol:

(courtesy of MPFC)

6 Apr 2003, 17:21

A woman walks into the bar and asks for a double entrendre so the bar tender gave her one.

7 Apr 2003, 23:38

A new video taped interview with Saddam Hussein has been released. In it he says: "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were shite last Saturday."

A British government spokesperson responded: "That could have been recorded any time since last August."

8 Apr 2003, 14:18

if your american before you go into the bathroom and are american when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom????

A... Your A peeing (European)

10 Apr 2003, 05:01

The 8 Sadaam body doubles were gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the Deputy Prime Minister walked in and said, "the good news is that Sadaam is still alive, so you all still have jobs."

One of the doubles spoke up and said, "what's the bad news"?

To which Tariq replied, "he's lost an arm".

10 Apr 2003, 06:03

why do easter eggs hide?

because they're little chickens.

20 Apr 2003, 13:26

What does the leper say to the hooker who's just given him head?

Keep the tip.

20 Apr 2003, 16:12

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

20 Apr 2003, 20:59

What's the most popular football team in Baghdad?

Luton.

20 Apr 2003, 22:01

This is a joke you prolly heard it before. lol this is my first time in this message board and bloody hell, new order rocks!

These two blondes jumped a building, a copper came over and asked why they jumped, one of the blondes said, "We were just trying out our new maxi pads with wings.

I thought it was hilarious when i first heard it. Good day mate. :-)