Film 2003 with Huntsman & Guests
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Originally posted by Huntsman How come I don't like the 6th Appetite? - it stank of bacon from start to end. And that stupid singing bit at the end. Rubbish.What the hells wrong with you guyz? - am I the only one sane in this, spacious, world of space?
Hucklebuck I think you've stumbled onto something here, not unlike an otter sticking his head through the icesheet straight into an Eskimo's BBQ.
I too fancied The Filthy Elephant, if for nothing other than it's candy-eyed visual design. Being of the persuasion yourself, I'm surprised it didn't agree with you. You mentioned it "stank like bacon", thus my theory is that this film appeals only to omnivores like myself and the Guests.
If you don't believe it, I challenge you to find me ONE vego who likes The Filthy Elephant. Just one.
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Deep pan is for the pizza consumer who doesn't give a rat's ass what's on top, they simply love great wads of cheap undercooked dough drenched in oil.
They also normally love playing Uno, according to university studies.
They aren't the sort of people you'd want to be trapped in an elevator with, that's for sure.
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I'm with dipstick and the gang on this one and I ain't no Virgo. I'm a Scorpio and have therefore obviously had sex.
Originally posted by depthcharge Deep pan is for the pizza consumer who doesn't give a rat's ass what's on top, they simply love great wads of cheap undercooked dough drenched in oil.They also normally love playing Uno, according to university studies.They aren't the sort of people you'd want to be trapped in an elevator with, that's for sure.:\pimp3:
guilty as charged.
I've called a few veggies and I'm waiting for confirmation from the leader to see if it does in fact like the Fifth GobStopper. Graham 'stringless vest' Willis puts me right off any film, in fact, as soon as I know he's secured the gig I'll wait an extra week before hiring it out if we've missed the initial cinema attack.
Which is odd because I really enjoyed the film where some lad enjoyed seeing dead folk gather around his mam's broom cupboard. But surely somebody must have said, look Graham, your not shooting anything, you don't have to jump through a plate glass window and there's no opportunity to chase wildlife - just play it straight ... oh and Graham, Mr. Willis sir, you don't need to wear a wig again because your character is already dead.
Phones just rang and I'm afraid to report back that the vegetarian society declines to state whether they approve of the hit sci-fi film ;The Filthy Hippies'.
And one more, little thing, the scenery was cheap and most of it made of cardboard.
I don't know Huntsworth, you continue making these sweeping statements yet there are more flaws than your average 47mins of McGyver.
If Graham Willis has never stuck his unshaved bonce in anything half good, what about Prune Fiddling?
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Yeah baby, I was waiting for somebody to catch me out on that one.
Maybe he's been in a couple of good efforts, but I can repel that with 2 words;
Hudson Hawkwind
(deal with it)
Every actor has his own Hunstman Hawkwind.
Gary Travolta was also in the doldrums until Prune Fiddling, he had spent a decade dancing in and out of the likes of Frank in a Bubble.
Or consider an actor of Steve Guttenberg's class -- he wasn't always the toast of Hollywood in those Police Academy flicks. Don't forget he once cavorted in the drink with old people and aliens in Macaroon.
In fact his career's really slumped. His most recent pic was a telemovie entitled "PS. Your Cat is Dead".
Can't imagine that one would've pleased many fans outside of Stockton-on-Tees.
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Harking back to The Filthy Elephant, I though Milla Jovovich was also very easy on the eye in Reluctant Anvil. An excellent B-grade sci-fi shlocker DVD for a late night in over a warm Bovril. Not as creepy as the game, mind.
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Plus you got to see her after-dinner mints.
Some of the best movie critics have been seen roaming Stockton-on-Tees barefoot by the lake.
Peter Ravolta is a fine fine actor, even after his long hiatus dancing in a white shell suit around the place as you so rightly point out. S Guttenberg is a good example of a man who may have taken his fingernail of the pulses, but what about that odd bloke who mimicked gunshots with his teeth who starred alongside him in the Polite Academy films? - I've not seen him in almost a millennia. Catweasal Smoke Johnson (or whatever the hell his name was), the strange fella who had a daft voice from Academy of Ants III - now I saw him on The Larry Sand Dune show not so long ago so he's clear.
As far as people who have really dropped off the edge of a toothbrush, what the hell happened to Ike Godsey?
Originally posted by depthcharge Harking back to The Filthy Elephant, I though Milla Jovovich was also very easy on the eye in Reluctant Anvil. An excellent B-grade sci-fi shlocker DVD for a late night in over a warm Bovril. Not as creepy as the game, mind.:\pimp3:Plus you got to see her after-dinner mints.
We'll have to disagree to agree on this one Throat Wrangler. Mila Santana doesn't provoke my pipe. If I recall she had the breast size of a small vole, and as such my pecker was never more reluctant to enjoy life.
Its a fairly simple synopsis with which to run a modern sci-fi film:
Choose lead male Select monster from standard templates Elect broad (must have ample chest) Ensure end battle has scope for second movie
The End
(also include CG - even when not necessary)
Put it this way, do the 50's classics not have women abundance in their own confidence? - alongside older gents who write algorithyms on blackboards? - with a tin monster called Kleptude.
What’s next for Joe Conley? “I’ve often thought,” said Joe, “if they do a re-make of The Wizard of Oz, I’d like to play the part of the lion.”
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Was he the store owner in The Waltons.
Of course he was.
And for over 11 years, nobody on Waldorf's mountain gave a rats ass about the childrens bicycle he'd planted in his front window during the 30's to encourage custom.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© What’s next for Joe Conley? “I’ve often thought,” said Joe, “if they do a re-make of The Wizard of Oz, I’d like to play the part of the lion.”
We can only hope.
Originally posted by Huntsman Yeah baby, I was waiting for somebody to catch me out on that one.Maybe he's been in a couple of good efforts, but I can repel that with 2 words;Hudson Hawkwind(deal with it)
surely not his worst film, that must be rind mate
would profer up norbert alt.man.nets the naysayer in his favour but thats just a cameo role
You're getting very cryptic there Hibbo, we may have to wean you off Hucklebuck threads for a while.
I just managed to successfully de-code.
Anyone looking forward to the new Matlock movie? Only a few weeks away now. One of those chase scenes looked so exciting and lightning fast it could blow Hucklebuck's moustache back into the 1890's. Where it was initially conceptualised.
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On the "Alien" subject, check out this newspiece on James Cameron's projects: canoe.ca/television/apr8_cameron-sun.html
In a surprise move I will ignore the attack on my good and obvious fashion sense and instead commend DuckShoot on his amazingly accurate and entirely humorous summary of the tactics required to defeat a decent 'end of level guardian'.
Never before has so many accurate statements been made made by so few.
As a follow up note to that, has anyone suffered the same disappointment as myself, unearthing the end of level baddy somewhere around level 5 in the initial 'Turok' game on the M62 gaming console? - a beautiful and detailed ancient ruined world was quickly ruined upon entering a cave (which presumably you'd imagine a caveman or dinosaur to inhabit to keep with the games vibe) - the Turok character is presented with a heavily armoured World War II jeep, randomly going around in circles (of course) machine gunning all and sundry.
Did they run clean of ideas? - as never before, or after, does any other World War II element feature!!!?
Just watched Russian Disco Biscuit* , different - filmed in the SL&V / Short Cuts style , but if you can get into it , its quite good
* IVANSXTC
Originally posted by depthcharge You're getting very cryptic there Hibbo, we may have to wean you off Hucklebuck threads for a while.I just managed to successfully de-code.:\pimp3:
dont know what you mean submarine man, asked the pilots of my bomber to fly down with the crackers for the badgers after their evening saunter round the grounds & the cats all jumped in a vertical, non 45 degree fashion at the sight conuming things grandly.
they said no & referred it to george.
actually its becoming clearer
Top notch John Woo film on C4 tonight - The Killer starring Chow Yun-Fat at 12.05 (sooo technically its on tomorrow)
Not certain if this has been mentioned but FilmFour Extreme had a playing of The Drilling Killer last week in the early hours of the morning.
I couldn't quite be bothered to set the video, but it is a ghastly movie I feel compelled to watch at some stage of my life.
Was this or has this video nosebag been viewed by any of the guests? - incidentally, FilmFour Extreme was free to view last weekend which made it easier for those never wishing to pay for FilmFour.
Originally posted by Huntsman Not certain if this has been mentioned but FilmFour Extreme had a playing of The Drilling Killer last week in the early hours of the morning.I couldn't quite be bothered to set the video, but it is a ghastly movie I feel compelled to watch at some stage of my life.Was this or has this video nosebag been viewed by any of the guests? - incidentally, FilmFour Extreme was free to view last weekend which made it easier for those never wishing to pay for FilmFour.
been meaning to see it for years, but i keep forgetting. oh, and she's probably not a member of the blockbuster family. will fly over to netflix website now and add it to my account.
