Venus Hum

I never touch the stuff, but thanks for the offer, H.

Hi have you heard about ROCKET MICK and the BANGERS FROM HELL.They are really big in CHORLEY and DISTRICT and sound a bit like CLIFF RICHARD on PEAR DROPS.Please note i am no way involved in this band but they have threatened to play TWO more songs unless i plug them here.Cause i know none of you have ANY taste so you should like this band!

Based on that unbiased recommendation, I'm going right out to buy their last twelve CDs.

has anyone seen grant? "coeee, grant! grant dear!" [waves little finger]

[drinks red wine] fwah fwah fwah fwah.

i like you folks. especially hank. and that guy with the skinhead from new york, but in like, a totally hetro way. not that there's anything wrong with that. i just think he's a bit scary. yeah, anyway..... [exits stage left wearing rollerskates and carrying a tray]

wow...this is one bumpin' thread.

The intrigue of just who Geoff Dick is, is quite good. I'm still trying to work out who's who at the BMG place. And what exactly prompted them to infiltrate this place, rather than the main patter zone. There's seems to be more to this than first expected. Also, does Hank really know G Dick or is this also a charade? - does anyone still play charades now that Star Wars Monopoly is below 24 pounds?

[exit proscenia march stage left carrying a flotilla of ices en route to the actors union]

It's an advance field agent infiltration. Within 2 weeks this forum will be annexed by employees of major record labels, and all threads will be about profit margins, sales targets and the latest scam to screw the poor punter with.

all you need know is that grant is the man opposite geoff, and that ken told geoff to come here.

A new character apparently appears!

Rivers old boy, I don't think they know who Ken is. Ken and Rivers used to go dancing with FillyFil and occasionally Milo. I think Oscar_the_Grouch may have also been out dancing but I wasn't out that time. [waves]

:bag:

Where's Rebecca?

Out promoting Venus Hum, perhaps?

There is somebody in our local supermarket selling cocktail sausages, and her name badge says; 'Beccy'.

I wonder.

Interesting Geoff facts. He owns a pair of Adidas martial arts trainers that once belonged to a member of 5ive. He also gets a lot of nose bleeds.

Hey guys don't worry I am back!!! :moon:

Originally posted by Rebecca Alexander-Smith Hey guys don't worry I am back!!!:moon:

[whooops]Go Becca! Go Becca![hollers][does that funny dance that usually accompanies such chanting and whooping and hollering]

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Interesting Geoff facts. He owns a pair of Adidas martial arts trainers that once belonged to a member of 5ive. He also gets a lot of nose bleeds.

Is Geoff like the rabbit Harvey from the film of the same name starring Jimmy Stewball?

rivers is meeting filly fill and milo on saturday. oscar was last seen on question time and has since disappeared. are you getting this hank. over. roger. dave? beccy is in the hole over. out. the sausage is on the stick over. do you read. we are go. the sausage is on the stick. get out of there. the man behind the man behind the man oppisite geoff is in place. roger? do you roger.

So are Venus Hum a new brand of cocktail sausages then? On the shelves next to Mars Drone (pies) and Jupiter Whine (e-coli inducing frozen curry) perhaps...

Yeah!!! :sleep2:

Originally posted by geoff dick rivers is meeting filly fill and milo on saturday. oscar was last seen on question time and has since disappeared. are you getting this hank. over. roger. dave? beccy is in the hole over. out. the sausage is on the stick over. do you read. we are go. the sausage is on the stick. get out of there. the man behind the man behind the man oppisite geoff is in place. roger? do you roger.

is this code for something.

The snow on the banks of the Volga will be deep tonight