So I was absent mindedly buttering my toast with a spoon this morning with no great success when I recalled a car journey to collect a large bulky item which fitted into the boot but the lid would not shut.In an attempt to stop the boot lid from bouncing up and down on the way home some string was clearly required. But in the absence of such material a prolongued period of head scratching began. The decision was taken to use the wife's bra to tie down the boot lid. Unfortunately she was wearing it at the time but did the decent thing and removed it from her person. Boot lid safely secured we began the journey home at a slowish pace to be overtaken by cars whose occupants appeared to be roaring with merriment. The boys in blue decided to arrest our progress and did their best to charge us with carrying an unsecure load on a motor vehicle but were incapable of speech due to laughter. We drove off with pride if not clothing still intact. There is no moral to this story but just don't attempt to butter your toast with a bra.
Ordinary activities perfomed with unusual objects.
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Is that a true story?:D
Reminds me of a story from staying at Mick's house a couple of weeks back, he's got one of them George Foreman Slim Green Grilling Machines, what's the point? Even if he lost 3 stone, he'd still be a fat twat
Originally posted by ShugZV©
Some people have NO manners!And it is a LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE.BTW why do you have soap cos you never showered in 3 days!
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by ShugZV©
Some people have NO manners!And it is a LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE.BTW why do you have soap cos you never showered in 3 days!
Touche Baldy, I was FAR too scared to get in that thing you called a bath, what WAS that green stuff round the edges, and while we're at it, have you ever dusted?
Back to the subject, different ways to do different things I paticularly liked Mick's patter when telling these 3 birds he was GAY.
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Some people have NO manners!And it is a LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE.BTW why do you have soap cos you never showered in 3 days!
Touche Baldy, I was FAR too scared to get in that thing you called a bath, what WAS that green stuff round the edges, and while we're at it, have you ever dusted?
Back to the subject, different ways to do different things I paticularly liked Mick's patter when telling these 3 birds he was GAY.
When are you boys going to do this stuff on the telly?
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Some people have NO manners!And it is a LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE.BTW why do you have soap cos you never showered in 3 days!
Touche Baldy, I was FAR too scared to get in that thing you called a bath, what WAS that green stuff round the edges, and while we're at it, have you ever dusted?
Back to the subject, different ways to do different things I paticularly liked Mick's patter when telling these 3 birds he was GAY.
dusted? what - for prints? anything else & your just confirming what rm has always said about you you big jessie
Originally posted by Hibster > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Some people have NO manners!And it is a LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE.BTW why do you have soap cos you never showered in 3 days!
Touche Baldy, I was FAR too scared to get in that thing you called a bath, what WAS that green stuff round the edges, and while we're at it, have you ever dusted?
Back to the subject, different ways to do different things I paticularly liked Mick's patter when telling these 3 birds he was GAY.
dusted? what - for prints? anything else & your just confirming what rm has always said about you you big jessie
Ok - I'm coming clean.....I AM gay.
Originally posted by Hibster they say confession is good for the soulit was obvious from day one mind.
Was it the constatnt swearing, bragging about being an alky and the mention whenever possible of Big Tits?;)
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Hibster they say confession is good for the soulit was obvious from day one mind.
Was it the constatnt swearing, bragging about being an alky and the mention whenever possible of Big Tits?;)
I've met you & I know for a fact you don't have big tits. unless you have had recent surgery...
