As a Summer Light Entertainment, shandy for those lazy moments at work we all suffer I have pencilled the first brief chapter of a silly story. If it's good for a laugh it could be continued. Now I think the funniest way to continue it would be for us to take turns to move the story along but...the choice is on you.
I have left it very open so that it is easy to develop it whenever direction we want too.
Don and Shug, I hope you don't mind appearing on the story. You're not entitled to royalties in any case.