Everything's gone Green and White

Today for the first time in my life I visited (on business) the fair town of Corby (hometown of ShugZV).

Within 5 seconds of arriving I had spotted my first Celtic shirt - then another - then another - then another - then another (this one drinking Tenants straight from the can at 9.30am) - then a whole group (what is the collective noun for Celtic supporters ?)

What an experience ! A little bit of Scotland - in the heart of England - I cannot recommend it highly enough. With my business over and feeling peckish I somehow managed to resist the considerable charms of Corby's town centre inns. Instead I opted to drive out in the countryside and found a pub where I got a top fish and chip lunch for £4 (!!) washed down with bottles of Becks (on a buy one - get one free offer). On leaving I was delighted to note that my car was still equiped with 4 alloy wheels.

With time on my hands I decided to test ShugZV's theories - stopping at Kettering for petrol I was asked if I "wanted a receipt with that ME DUCK". An excellent way to end a most satisfying day.

Surprised it took 5 seconds for you to see the first Celtic shirt The Tims (collective noun)for Celts fans would have been out in force today as the new home shirt was on sale. I thought you would be familiar with the Kettering sheep-sh***ers lingo seeing as you hail from Northampton Adam.:D

Funny cos i noticed even SHUGZV's teeth are GREEN!:D

Yeah you are correct that I was born in Northampton - but at the age of 7 I moved with my family to Leicester.

Leicester at least is a proper city - with a half decent football team. Clearly Leicester would have had even more success on the pitch if a certain Scottish team hadn't nicked our manager and half our players.

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Mr T I read that earlier and I fuckin pished maselVery good review of Corby I thought! I was also born in Northampton me ole fruity;) But I have always lived in Little Scotland. Tennants at 9.30 in the morning? That must have been his dinner.I will be joining the Celts contingent in purchasing the new top the morra, I will also be looking for a sombrero to go with my free Green & White Beach Ball (free with every edition of this weeks Celtic View)Apparently there's a site where you can add stuff about Corby.....When I find it, I may well cut and paste yer wee masterpiece.Thanks again for a GREAT LAUGH after a crappy day in the Office!

SAD BASTARD!