Invent Your Own Word/Phrase!

C'mon, let's be creative! A word that you created is your claim to immortality, your epitapth, your.....I've run out of metaphors already, but you get the idea! A phrase would be suitable as well.....

Here's my contribution to western civilization--- fou-fa (pronounced FU-fa): nonsense phrase that can stand in for "fuck you!" when you're trying not to be obscene. causes looks of "what the f---?" on people you're trying to offend. Don't know where the hell I got this.

See, it's easy! and fun! (well, possibly fun)

I always thought "glew" should be a word, as in the past tense of 'glow.' It just sounds so much better than "glowed."

Clusterfucky is another one, an adjective meaning something really cluttered. As in: "Damn, we should've gone back to my place. Your place is just too clusterfucky. But at my place, we run the risk of waking up the 'rents [parents, for the uninformed]."

"WRINKLEPOST" :ADJ, The state of being terribly mental, broken or insane.

Source: those lampposts that make you take a wrinkler (uncontrollable laughing) by being weird at you while under the infulence of certain mind altering fungi. Eg, "bahh this computer's gone completely wrinklepost"

2 "NOSEBEAST" adj, all powerful, unstoppably mighty and indefatigable. Source: a worm my mate had on his team in the well know PSx game "worms", he could never be killed and was known to wipe out 3 other players entire teams single errrrr handedly. Eg "Juan Pablo Montoya was nosebeast at Monza last year"

Purple Flurple.

It came to me in 2nd grade and I finally made one in the ceramics section of art class in 7th grade. It's sitting on the shelf here above my computer.

Weird to believe 2nd grade was over 30 yrs ago....

here's one:

slutmachine

noun, a very promiscuous person.

inspired by (but bears no relation to) the title of an awesome Heiner Mueller play called 'Hamletmachine' (highly recommended).

i.e., "You sleep with so many people, you're a goddamn slutmachine! Now roll over and quit hogging my pillow."

Ridicufuckulous -- for those moments where the ref just gets to you...

preppy hag - a pretty girl who just happens to be a major 'ho.

W O R K....don't know what it means or how to do it!

an "astaire" - an old word with a new meaning, ie that subtle foottap in a public bathroom to alert potential intruders to your presence in the cubicle.

Originally posted by Push an "astaire" - an old word with a new meaning, ie that subtle foottap in a public bathroom to alert potential intruders to your presence in the cubicle.

You should not be hanging around in the gents for long!

mascuphoniphobe : a guy that is afraid to call you

This is all for the English and Americans only!

my friend some years ago tried to make his own ebonics so he replace cool or awesome with "wood" as in " yo that shit is mad wood" and if it was cooler than that he used to say "nah, that shit is Mahogany"

thankfully this never caught on

Originally posted by frank smarra my friend some years ago tried to make his own ebonics so he replace cool or awesome with "wood"as in " yo that shit is mad wood"and if it was cooler than that he used to say"nah, that shit is Mahogany"thankfully this never caught on

That was mad wood, Frank....

This is all for the English and Americans only!

I see that you are typing in english

My favorite made up word, which is from a comic named Lewis Black, is unbefuckinglievable; it has so many uses and sounds awesome

I can't remember where I heard it first, but "shits and giggles" is a particular fave. Also love "woop-de-shit". Wish I could come up with something as clever....

For some reason, one day I meant to say "Oi vey" but ended up with "Oi Gdansk" (Gdansk being the Polish name for Danzig, a German port city that was a big factor in the start of WWII). I must've had Gdansk on the brain from reading yet another WWII book, so it came out that way. Now my cousin and I use it a lot as our own little code phrase (but it means the same as "Oi vey")

here are a few more offerings, some more original than others; a few of these originated from Hawaiian friends, so they may just be pidgin; in addition, the example quotes are paraphrased from real conversations:

bullhell: the same as "bullshit" basically, used as a noun; as in "She told me a bunch of bullhell about not being contagious."

dude: adjective for describing a mannish woman; as in "German women are really dude, man."

kicked: adjective for describing a very ugly woman; derived from the idea that a woman that ugly had to have been kicked in the face at some point, or at least looks as if she has; as in "No, I'm not going to ask her out, because she's hella kicked." Can be emphasized as "superkicked."

hit it: verb meaning to have sex; as in "He's going to be late for dinner because he's probably over at his girlfriend's house hitting it with her."

dick: adjective to describe the actions of someone who's being a dick; as in "Come on, that's totally dick." Can be shortened to just "D," as in the letter, e.g. "Yo, that's D."

the beej: noun meaning fellatio. pronounced "BEE-juh", as in "His girlfriend gives him the beej whenever he wants it, so of course he's going to hang onto her."

that is fuck: phrase meaning that something is pretty messed up in a bad way, as in "I can't believe she says I'm shallow. That is fuck."

like breed: phrase meaning the equivalent of "Get a room"; usually used when two people are hanging off each other, as in "Look at them. Like breed, already, you two."