"Tom Jones" read by....Tom Jones

I'd never really thought much about "Books on Tape" until I recently checked out a PJ O'Rourke book read by what seemed like a mean old geezer. Now that I kinda like the idea more, I was just wondering what certain books would sound like as read by certain celebrities (such as the title of my message). Here's just a sample of "wacky, off-the wall, and comic" potentials:

Green Eggs and Ham read by Ahnuld

A Tale of Two Cities read by Charles Nelson Reilly

Mr. T's autobiography read by Henry Kissinger

the Complete Poetry of John Keats read by Ben Stein

any other "funny", "wacky", or "existential" possibilities with this? or will this thread die a quick death (funny, it SEEMED like a good idea last night)?

"The 120 Days of Sodom" by the Marquis de Sade, read by Britney Spears (let's see preteen audiences snatch up that one!)

The Complete Works of William Blake, read by Johnny Depp

"Fight Club" by Chuck Palahnuik, read by Bill Gates, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Rupert Murdoch, Ted Turner, et al.

"The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson, read by Richard Nixon

Green Eggs and Ham - a CLASSIC madcap story that one - I remember it from primary school yonks ago - it was my favourite book from the library! :)

Bin-Laden to read from Art Spiegelman's MAUS books, for a little insight.

Cat in the Hat read by Sir Sean Connery Are You There God, Its Me Margeret read by Andrew Dice Clay The Odyssey read by Mathew McConaghey (spelling may be wrong. sorry)