My son's geography teacher...

worked at McDonalds with a Guy called Gerald. True or false?

You've read his book then?

i once saw an interview on telly with a gorilla called gerald.

he ate daffodils.

I wasn't - I did see it.

he spent a lot of his earning on carpet shampoo & bananas & the rest on small luxuries like johnny mathis lps

I'll check the book tonight unless any Coventry City fans beat me to it.

Originally posted by ShugZV©
NahI was trying to be funny:D

It would be a FIRST!

True. He began moonlighting there to support a brain-deteriorating habit of huffing sundry cleaning products, for which he hopes students in his class (such as your son) will supply him with new supplies of cleaning products under the guise of "show and tell." The Guy Named Gerald is a chain-smoking dwarf with a superiority complex, despite (or perhaps because of) his webbed toes. Gerald and your son's geography teacher began a torrid love affair involving a third party, a young girl named Beatrice, who worked at a nearby shop that sold dirty video tapes under the counter. The teacher was fired from his job after tossing a fillet of fish sandwich in the face of a "fat cunt" who kept saying he owed her more change than he handed her. This, of course, was an effort on the fat cunt's part to support her own habit, [to be continued]

if it's true, how on earth did you work that one into a conversation?

My uncle was Trent Reznor's high school industrial arts (shop) teacher.

My son's GEOG teacher couldn't find his way to the classroom!Sad but true.............

our high school shop teacher was arrested after they found drugs in his van that he was giving to his students. Too bad I was in art class instead.:(

Originally posted by Pretty in Pink our high school shop teacher was arrested after they found drugs in his van that he was giving to his students. Too bad I was in art class instead.:(

one of our bus drivers in high school, a 40-year-old woman, was supplying pot and beer to some of the high schoolers who rode her bus in exchange for sex.

Originally posted by David Church > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> our high school shop teacher was arrested after they found drugs in his van that he was giving to his students. Too bad I was in art class instead.:(

one of our bus drivers in high school, a 40-year-old woman, was supplying pot and beer to some of the high schoolers who rode her bus in exchange for sex.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! :barf:

Originally posted by Pretty in Pink > Originally posted by David Church> > > > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > our high school shop teacher was arrested after they found drugs in his van that he was giving to his students. Too bad I was in art class instead.:(>

one of our bus drivers in high school, a 40-year-old woman, was supplying pot and beer to some of the high schoolers who rode her bus in exchange for sex.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! :barf:

yeah, that's pretty much what i thought. thank god i had a car.

ah...high school in a small town. such depravity. i almost miss it.