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Sons, it is almost time to cheer on the blokes in there next quest.

What say thee on the form, quality of football unit and possible outcome against .. erm, that team they're playing.

Anyone agree that Joseph Coin, Wayne Rooster 'and' Pauline Schocroft should appear as a very skilful, power threesome in attacking mid-way?

I'm voting Hiskins totally out up front due to his abhorrent record of never scoring unless the weather is between 67 and 67.3 degrees for a length of time undefinable by humans. Mickey Owe it to us to score and perhaps some new bloke that I can't think of just yet can boot the goals in up the front portal please.

Gary Southpole (El Capitano?) can defend the rear with some lesser team players ... unfortunately Calamity Jacobs may be selected ahead of a polished turd to dive between the sticks like a startled rabbit ... I'm not expecting an onslaught by Estonia (are they still in the Eurovision Song Contest?). I'm very much excited about the use of the best stadia in the UK; the Riverside Stadium. Where pasties and chips roll like balls on fire.

3 nawt to the boys.

Europe awaits.

Originally posted by ShugZV©

I second that smiley

I don't think Joke Cool can cut the peppermint against the top teams in Yourock (good job we aren't playing one of 'em). I've given up defending Heskey, Who perhaps should give defending a go. so plop in Jimmy Rooney and hope James doesn't have to face anyone good, until Kirkland is ready to assume the mantlepiece. Big fellas at the back bob's your whotsit.

Team

James

Some defenders

Gerrard Beckham Scholes Dyer (I've know idea if half of these are remotely fit or arsed to even be in the country at the moment)

Rooney Owen

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© I don't think Joke Cool can cut the peppermint against the top teams in Yourock (good job we aren't playing one of 'em). I've given up defending Heskey, Who perhaps should give defending a go. so plop in Jimmy Rooney and hope James doesn't have to face anyone good, until Kirkland is ready to assume the mantlepiece. Big fellas at the back bob's your whotsit.TeamJamesSome defenders Gerrard Beckham Scholes Dyer (I've know idea if half of these are remotely fit or arsed to even be in the country at the moment)Rooney Owen

Owen sucks!

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> I don't think Joke Cool can cut the peppermint against the top teams in Yourock (good job we aren't playing one of 'em). I've given up defending Heskey, Who perhaps should give defending a go. so plop in Jimmy Rooney and hope James doesn't have to face anyone good, until Kirkland is ready to assume the mantlepiece. Big fellas at the back bob's your whotsit.> > Team> > James> > Some defenders > > Gerrard Beckham Scholes Dyer (I've know idea if half of these are remotely fit or arsed to even be in the country at the moment)> > Rooney Owen

Owen sucks!

You would appear to be an American. At least the impression you're giving off.

England by three, just to pretend to know the septic lingo.

Owen is the best attacker we have, lets not kid ourselves or other animals.

His scoring record for England is beyond comprehension, like anyone, he has good and bad matches ... but when he gets the ball in the area ... we all perch forward and prepare to throw our crisps high into the etha.

Wayne Runestones and Joseph the Cooler are both fit and ready to take their place in the side. They can produce magic, unlike other offerings.

I'm ready for the action ... and so are my bowls.

an 8-1-1 formation would be best

Originally posted by Huntsman I'm ready for the action ... and so are my bowls.

seems a shame to waste your pringles like that ! Why not bite your nails during the match, and keep the pringles for half-time ...

shit, I meant to change my signature to read SCOTLAND 1 - 1 GERMANY, no mean feat. Ah well, said it now anyway.

Slovakia = Shooting practice.

Shall be on a brewery trip tomorrow night, so shall be relying on text updates from the Mrs. Not the ideal way to enjoy one's football...

[]Slovakia = Shooting practice.

thats what everyone thought about macedonia...

macedonia? nuts.

isn't beckham suspended for this one?

england on a roll sporting wise - touring team defeated the maoris (strongest non test team) with the second string in a commanding performance, wiped up zimbabwe in a few days, twice, would e nice to get the win here to carry on to when we play the all blacks on saturday morning.

England 2 - 1 Thingy Rooney 22 Zyggrxzjecx 3 Owen 78

... you can't argue with stats. like that.

I'm looking forward to watching zaxzcvzcvnzy perform.

Wonder what his second name is?

Fygg-Jarszexx

Didn't you hear...Ygggskzx defected to the Ukraine last week and is no longer eligable to play.

Shit. We'll have to watch this guy now ...

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2.5

sadsadk

QOPE

QWERTY Jones.

What about their dangerous left back - Vertuliz Hankankasaaaazernal?

It's a pity they've left Zvonimir Fuckala out of their squad really !

I don't know much about him ... only that he's quick and very good at long shots.

The goalie wears a wig though, Kvoratz Von PieceMeal XYZ 246 Sector III the IIIrd.

His nickname is Stunt Kite because of his amazing ability to float above water.