My ex-wife PENNY has just found out that her NEW husband PHIL has been charged with conning £300,000 out of his clients whilst a SOLICITOR.Now i am not a BITTER man where this girl is concerned.SHIT happens.It is just the £20K she got from me after leaving for another guy(not PHIL) and the way she lauded it everytime i met her since whilst getting to see my son,DEAN....well you know where this is going.
THERE IS A GOD!
Thanks for your patience and i have never laughed as much since i got a JOB!
This is ENTIRELY true.Now just think about what goes around comes around.Maybe i shall send her my last GIRO.I have got a JOB to celebrate and start next MONDAY.
Ever had a good tale of revenge(not the GROUP) or a little ray of light at the end of a dark tunnel.8 years i have waited for this.Sweet.
Rocket Mick......still he may get off! 
DOUBTS EVEN HERE!:D
GUILTY or what?
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RockSalt, if she has a sister, would you have two Penny's to rub together or should I put that one to the bent solicitor? - Doctor Joseph Bone Shaker the IIIrd?
Either way well played, I think/
Why don't you celebrate by burning One True Voice's new CD ... you don't have to buy it first?
Originally posted by Huntsman RockSalt, if she has a sister, would you have two Penny's to rub together or should I put that one to the bent solicitor? - Doctor Joseph Bone Shaker the IIIrd?Either way well played, I think/Why don't you celebrate by burning One True Voice's new CD ... you don't have to buy it first?
This is even funnier.I don't have much dealings with my brother cos he is marriied to PENNY's sister(TRUE AGAIN).Therefore as you can see i will have a laugh at ALL the bent family.GOOD or what?
Originally posted by a very small boy Conning clients Mick? Nothing unusual in that. How do you think we earn a crust?
By not getting CAUGHT!
Originally posted by a very small boy Beware the technical ambiguity.
Have you got any SPARE visitors passes to STRANGEWAYS HERE I COME? I watched PORRIDGE last night to cheer me up even MORE . But as he has alrady cheated the CPS twice already i fear the git may get off again.But maybe THIRD time LUCKY.:p
let's hope he gets his dues this time. and yes, you should sent her the giro, if only to give her an idea of what kind of money she's gonna have to budget on.
Well done on the new job 
Originally posted by Geri let's hope he gets his dues this time. and yes, you should sent her the giro, if only to give her an idea of what kind of money she's gonna have to budget on. Well done on the new job
Cheers GERI.
Well, as a law student, I gotta say good for you. So, in your honor, I'm gonna start a solicitor's jokes thread. What we call "lawyer jokes" here, but I'll substitute the word "solicitor" for "lawyer."
Originally posted by Geri let's hope he gets his dues this time. and yes, you should sent her the giro, if only to give her an idea of what kind of money she's gonna have to budget on. Well done on the new job
nah - just send her a photocopy of it
Originally posted by blackthorn me up > Originally posted by Geri> let's hope he gets his dues this time. and yes, you should sent her the giro, if only to give her an idea of what kind of money she's gonna have to budget on. > > Well done on the new job
nah - just send her a photocopy of it
Good idea.
The latest....PENNY(the EX-WIFE) was arrested alongside her husband PHIL and BOTH charged with FRAUD.This may make the gutter press yet!:D
READ ALL ABOUT IT...Rocket Mick
Don't worry i won't be setting up a FREEDOM FUND just yet! 
Originally posted by Jeff White should we set up a beer fund instead?
Damn we would have to raise a fortune to appease his thirst. Ten thousand pounds, twenty maybe?
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Will she get the chair?
No ...that's just too much to hope for.Plus she got six off me when she got custody of the DINING TABLE!:D
i'm gonna have me an extra beer before my show tonight to toast your increadibly good karma. maybe some will roll my way...
Originally posted by sean i'm gonna have me an extra beer before my show tonight to toast your increadibly good karma. maybe some will roll my way...
Have a great gig and ENJOY life to the max.
thanks
you realize though, that if i get too drunk and puke all over the crowd, i am going to tell them it is all your fault. :D
Originally posted by Rocket Mick My ex-wife PENNY has just found out that her NEW husband PHIL has been charged with conning £300,000 out of his clients whilst a SOLICITOR.Now i am not a BITTER man where this girl is concerned.SHIT happens.It is just the £20K she got from me after leaving for another guy(not PHIL) and the way she lauded it everytime i met her since whilst getting to see my son,DEAN....well you know where this is going. THERE IS A GOD!
update.....
£750,000 HE conned
RESULT.........GUILTY 5 years JAIL
OUTCOME............
2 CID visited me tonight for ANY deails about PENNY's finances to stop her hiding any of HIS dodgy money.
DID I HELP....
Course i did..............
Rocket Mick
Nice one Mick. Hope they didn't try and get their paws on the minty mint stash of fine vinyl instead! 
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Tristan> Mick, was that you atop Buckingham?
No i was ROBIN...get it?
Robbin? So you were part of the scheme all along!
Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > Mick, was that you atop Buckingham?>
No i was ROBIN...get it?
Robbin? So you were part of the scheme all along!
So what NEW ORDER song shall i play to celebrate?
