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11 Jun 2003, 02:12

In honor of Rocket Mick who bested the GUILTY solicitor:

Q: Why don't snakes bite solicitors? A: Professional courtesy.

Add your own to the thread...

11 Jun 2003, 02:14

Sad but true. :rolleyes:

11 Jun 2003, 03:32

why do lawyers (solicitors) wear neck ties???

to keep the foreskin from creeping up....

that was just plain awful Jeff...

11 Jun 2003, 03:32

what do you call a busload of lawyers crashing off a cliff into the sea???

a good start...

11 Jun 2003, 04:15

How can you tell a solicitor is lying? His lips are moving.

11 Jun 2003, 19:30

Originally posted by Thieves Like Us what do you call a busload of lawyers crashing off a cliff into the sea???a good start...

What do you call an empty seat on that bus?

A tragedy....

11 Jun 2003, 19:32

What's the difference between a dead animal and a dead lawyer laying in the street?

There are skid marks on the road before the animal.

11 Jun 2003, 19:52

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

now how the hell do you expect them to get in a light bulb...

11 Jun 2003, 20:36

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

11 Jun 2003, 22:09

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

:clap: good un

11 Jun 2003, 23:20

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

12 Jun 2003, 04:11

Thank fuck for that, Ricardo! One I've not heard before! There is a firm of solicitors in Southport, I think, called Wright Hassell. Now that IS funny (to a solicitor anyway).

13 Jun 2003, 19:48

Originally posted by a very small boy Thank fuck for that, Ricardo! One I've not heard before!There is a firm of solicitors in Southport, I think, called Wright Hassell. Now that IS funny (to a solicitor anyway).

Not as good as Juliet Hardick in Bath!

13 Jun 2003, 20:18

:lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Jun 2003, 06:10

:nono:

Shame on you, noonliners, there are some lawyers in our Community. There are even some in this thread and they might take offence!

:nono:

Having said that, why have scientists started to use lawyers for experimenting?

Cos there are certain things rats wouldn't do for money.

16 Jun 2003, 06:16

Lawyers! In this forum! Where are they? String the bastards up once the Royals have been cut down.