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Originally posted by AgentWood 2) geometry
UH HOHOHOHOH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
pi = = 3.141592...)
Areas square = a 2
rectangle = ab
parallelogram = bh
trapezoid = h/2 (b1 + b2)
circle = pi r 2
ellipse = pi r1 r2
triangle = (1/2) b h
equilateral triangle = (1/4)(3) a 2
triangle given SAS = (1/2) a b sin C
triangle given a,b,c = when s = (a+b+c)/2 (Heron's formula)
regular polygon = (1/2) n sin(360°/n) S2 when n = # of sides and S = length from center to a corner
Volumes cube = a 3
rectangular prism = a b c
irregular prism = b h
cylinder = b h = pi r 2 h
pyramid = (1/3) b h
cone = (1/3) b h = 1/3 pi r 2 h
sphere = (4/3) pi r 3
ellipsoid = (4/3) pi r1 r2 r3
Surface Area cube = 6 a 2
prism: (lateral area) = perimeter(b) L (total area) = perimeter(b) L + 2b
sphere = 4 pi r 2
ENOUGH FOR YOU???? 
Originally posted by Mr. Daybreak > Originally posted by AgentWood> 2) geometry
UH HOHOHOHOH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
pi = = 3.141592...)
Areas square = a 2
rectangle = ab
parallelogram = bh
trapezoid = h/2 (b1 + b2)
circle = pi r 2
ellipse = pi r1 r2
triangle = (1/2) b h
equilateral triangle = (1/4)(3) a 2
triangle given SAS = (1/2) a b sin C
triangle given a,b,c = when s = (a+b+c)/2 (Heron's formula)
regular polygon = (1/2) n sin(360°/n) S2 when n = # of sides and S = length from center to a corner
Volumes cube = a 3
rectangular prism = a b c
irregular prism = b h
cylinder = b h = pi r 2 h
pyramid = (1/3) b h
cone = (1/3) b h = 1/3 pi r 2 h
sphere = (4/3) pi r 3
ellipsoid = (4/3) pi r1 r2 r3
Surface Area cube = 6 a 2
prism: (lateral area) = perimeter(b) L (total area) = perimeter(b) L + 2b
sphere = 4 pi r 2
ENOUGH FOR YOU????
don't even go there, man. excuse me while i go take a diazepam.
seriously, i've woken up hyperventilating from math-related nightmares. it's truly horrifying. although, strangely enough, i can still recite the quadratic equation from memory without becoming distressed.
Originally posted by PIP (How much did I drink last night?!?!) man, you are freaking even me out with all of that!!!
:D 
- Sock puppets
- Insects of ALL sorts
- Never seeing NewOrder live
- Not having the eye of the tiger
- The number 5
Originally posted by masaaki sakai losing my penis to a whore with diseases.
excuse me please ?
Excellent Bruv:DOriginally posted by Mr. Daybreak > Originally posted by PIP (How much did I drink last night?!?!)> man, you are freaking even me out with all of that!!!
:D
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! STOP IT!!!
Most insects.
Deep water. (Pools ok to an extent; ocean - forget it).
Closed spaces.
Keating/Aguilera/Timberlake/Spears etc., etc., etc.
Watching highlights of West Ham v Man Utd on the last day of 1994/95.
I ain't afraid of anything...well...maybe those stairs at Chandos...but other than that...well...and then there is that thing with heights...I better stop thinking about this...
Jeffs real fear.....having the same login name for more than an hour....but I wont tell anyone 
I couldn't leave that one up about Rangers....Shug would have to kill me for that... :p
so I guess you could also say I have a fear of death!!!
and saying anything intelligent!!!
Originally posted by Look Ma, it's me & Gazza I couldn't leave that one up about Rangers....Shug would have to kill me for that... :pso I guess you could also say I have a fear of death!!!and saying anything intelligent!!!
I welcome death...I dont want to get any fooking older.
and no worries on you saying anything intelligent ! 
Originally posted by Look Ma, it's me & Gazza I couldn't leave that one up about Rangers....Shug would have to kill me for that... :pso I guess you could also say I have a fear of death!!!and saying anything intelligent!!!
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I have avatars switched off but i can guess what relevance your username has!! 
Originally posted by PIP (Give me some aspirin!!!!) > Originally posted by Look Ma, it's me & Gazza> I couldn't leave that one up about Rangers....Shug would have to kill me for that... :p> > so I guess you could also say I have a fear of death!!!> > and saying anything intelligent!!!
I welcome death...I dont want to get any fooking older.
and no worries on you saying anything intelligent !
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Look Ma, it's me & Gazza > Originally posted by PIP (Give me some aspirin!!!!)> > > > Originally posted by Look Ma, it's me & Gazza> > I couldn't leave that one up about Rangers....Shug would have to kill me for that... :p> > > > so I guess you could also say I have a fear of death!!!> > > > and saying anything intelligent!!!>
I welcome death...I dont want to get any fooking older.
and no worries on you saying anything intelligent !
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, what ever.....I dont care today...just waiting to leave work....after eating cake of course....then I am going home and getting rid of my 2 day hangover the only way I know how.....drinking more rum!!....so I dont care if you hate me :p cause I already knew you did!
by the way, thanks again for the cds...best presents so far
1)REPUBLICANS!!! 2)The Christian Coalition 3)Math-rock 4)Elevators 5)Having my wrists held or bound 6)Bugs that are so large, you can see their heads move.
Originally posted by Thieves like us oh...and Britney...she scares me too...
Well, Jeff, this'll probably scare the shit out of you, then...
Originally posted by Sean Taugher 3)Math-rock
is that like schoolhouse rock?
as for everyone's fear of republicans...they don't really frighten me, but libertarians kind of do.
Deep water mostly, seeing as I can't swim at all. The biggest one that most of the people I know have is that of flying, which doesn't bother me in the least.
I suppose needles would bother me if I let them enter my mind, but I just look the other way while the nurse does her duty, and think to myself that there a lot of people in the history of the world who have undergone worse than that.
Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > 3)Math-rock
is that like schoolhouse rock?
as for everyone's fear of republicans...they don't really frighten me, but libertarians kind of do.
I don't know, I actually see where the more sensible libretatians are coming from (gov't shouldn't be some big behemoth, etc). But there are shitheads on each side of the political spectrum, so that's why I'm a Fascist! :D
Besides, it's Republicans who killed Bambi's mother (NRA gun-loving nuts!)
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > > > 3)Math-rock>
is that like schoolhouse rock?
as for everyone's fear of republicans...they don't really frighten me, but libertarians kind of do.
Besides, it's Republicans who killed Bambi's mother (NRA gun-loving nuts!)
libertarians are pro-gun, too, don't forget!
as for my fear of them, i think it stems from the first libertarian i knew: doug kern. he was a high school classmate of mine, and while he was a nice lad, something about him was a bit odd, in a 'damien' kind of way.
leave math-rock outta this! what did june of 44 ever do to you?
centipedes <---sp?
nickelback
bubble gum icecream
I always used to be scared of sharks when i went swimming only not when i went swimming in the sea - but in the local pool! a hangover from too many james bond films as a kid?
public speaking is something i dont like doing either
Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > 3)Math-rock
is that like schoolhouse rock?
i hope you are not serious...
Originally posted by Sean Taugher > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > > > 3)Math-rock>
is that like schoolhouse rock?
i hope you are not serious...
so then, what the fcuk is it?
N.B. i just did a google search and read a definition of this 'math-rock' and i still have no idea what the hell it is. perhaps it's because 'math-related' words were used. you see, i don't 'do' math (see agentwood's phobias, page one of this thread).
- Stinging flying insects
- Cement walls when in car :D
- Speach in public
- Errors done when speaking english
- The feeling of not being home, when I am home.
Actually, I can handle #3, but I'm seriously nervous on a stage and don't really like it. #4 is something that stops from from calling places in english and other stuff where I need to speak english, don't know why, I think I am quite good at it, but I hate having to use english.. altough recent experience shows that once I'm passed this stage, I don't have any problem at all, and it gets natural..
Don't know why, beeing surrounded by people speaking something else than your tongue is not an experience I like that much, but I get use to it.
As for #5 goes, I think it's linked with #4, I'm not cumfortable with people from a different culture because of a fear to either look stupid or do something stupid, it's not xenophobia at all, but it's something I have to work on, and should work on with travels & stuff. I have no problem with foreigners adapted to our culture here, but for some reason, I just don't like it when I see people not showing any adaptation signs to our culture and our country in the streets.. this is probably a phobia of losing our culture and home, don't know why.. this doesn't offend me when I travel though!
Don't get me wrong, it's probably just a phobia of losing our little french country over here to the "english" vast majority all around us, nothing more...
Originally posted by Spotnick Don't get me wrong, it's probably just a phobia of losing our little french country over here to the "english" vast majority all around us, nothing more...
il serait très regrettable si cela se produisait. 
and dont worry about your English....it is spot on, and much better than my French 
Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > > > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > > > > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> > > > > > 3)Math-rock> > >
is that like schoolhouse rock?
i hope you are not serious...
so then, what the fcuk is it?
N.B. i just did a google search and read a definition of this 'math-rock' and i still have no idea what the hell it is. perhaps it's because 'math-related' words were used. you see, i don't 'do' math (see agentwood's phobias, page one of this thread).
it is the some of the most obnoxious music on the face of the planet, designed to pummel your ears with constant time changes, poly-rhythmic cycles, and some of the most stacato guitar parts to date. the only band name i know, that is associated with the sound, is the locust. they aren't "pure" math rock, since they incorperate death metal into their overall sound, but the time signature changes are spot-on.
In all honesty, I fear moths. Not so much them, but touching them. They fall apart if you touch them. Ugh, disgusting.
