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Found this one while looking for job opps overseas!!!
As a chalet host you will be based in one of our chalets in Europe. You will be responsible for providing catering and hospitality services to our guests and ensuring that they are mad...
ensuring that they are mad??? what a job...
Can I help you? Yes, I'd like an extra pillow please... Fuck off you twat...
I'd love it!!!
Old lady: "Young man, could you draw me a bath?"
Me: "Sure!" (picks up a piece of paper and draws a bathtub with a sick figure residing in water) "How you like them apples, granny?!" 
Yeah, it's a lame joke...
Next time (if) New Order tour in the UK, I should get a job out there and quit it after one month, would pay all the fees :D
There is a good thing about being part of the Commonwealth, we can work there tomorrow without any problem :D
(I had this thought when I was visiting the Bahamas as well)
Originally posted by Spotnick Next time (if) New Order tour in the UK, I should get a job out there and quit it after one month, would pay all the fees :DThere is a good thing about being part of the Commonwealth, we can work there tomorrow without any problem :D(I had this thought when I was visiting the Bahamas as well)
yes...I have discovered that as an American, I can pretty much forget ever being able to work in the U.K....now where is that time machine...I'll stop that Jefferson guy before he ever get's started...and the rest of that rebel scum...:D
Dunno why, but when I saw the title of this thread, I though you were advertising for help for your company in Dallas.
no way, target only allows one New Order fan in the company...so I'd have to resign if I got any of you to come on board!!!!
Originally posted by Jeff White Found this one while looking for job opps overseas!!!As a chalet host you will be based in one of our chalets in Europe. You will be responsible for providing catering and hospitality services to our guests and ensuring that they are mad... ensuring that they are mad??? what a job...Can I help you?Yes, I'd like an extra pillow please...Fuck off you twat...I'd love it!!!
Sounds like a dream job..........
" I'd like an extra pillow please...."
Certainly. Wouldn't we all? And while we're at it, wouldn't we all like a MASSIVE dose of salmon arse sandwiches, garnished with 12 100 dozen thistle genital gougon baguettes? Oh, yes! :p
This already sounds like my job at Haagen Dazs. I think i got about 4 people mad tonight just by saying a small ice cream is $2.50 or I couldn't make a milkshake thick enough because only 17 ounces go into a shake. But, I only work there and I get paid, so the customer can complain all they want.
Originally posted by lousticmic Any job that allows me to wake up at 3 pm would be fine with me.
And then spend the rest of the day "on the piste". God, that was corny.
Originally posted by Jeff White Found this one while looking for job opps overseas!!!As a chalet host you will be based in one of our chalets in Europe. You will be responsible for providing catering and hospitality services to our guests and ensuring that they are mad... ensuring that they are mad??? what a job...Can I help you?Yes, I'd like an extra pillow please...Fuck off you twat...I'd love it!!!
can you send me the link?
You should've seen the ad I saw in the classified the other day. I can't remember it exactly, but it was something along the lines of "Free. Adult magazine collection. Some pages stuck together." Gross, but oh so funny.
