Proverb

Onestone the Indian

This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him Onestone any more.

Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone. "He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, and he shagged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years away.

She was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

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You can't kill two birds with one stone!

In the words of Basil Brush; Boom Boom. Here's a lame joke for ya Tim (heard it on the tele this morning)

A person walks into a fabric store and asks for a curtain for there computer. The salesperson says "but computers don't need curtains". The person replies "yes they do, my computer has Windows".

Lame.

uh... here's another lame one:

Q:why don't seagulls fly near the bay?

A:cause then they'd be called Bay-gulls.

How about

Q: What's Postman Pat called when he's just been fired?

A: Pat

that reminds me of a classic drummer joke:

Q:what do you call a drummer that breaks-up with his girlfriend?

A:homeless

2 elephants jump off a cliff. Boom-boom.

Q: Why is a banana?

A: Because an orange is this color!

what's a shitsu?

one with no animals

what do the donkeys at blackpool get for lunch?

half an hour

2 elephants in a bath.

One says: "Pass me the soap, please."

The other one replies: "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"