Skip to content

NOOL & Scuba Diving

Archived

24 replies · 479 views

This is an archived legacy thread. Replies are closed, but the discussion is preserved.

I've seen in another thread that PIP does Scuba Diving, any other Onliner indulges in this? I am open water diver (that's the lowest form of life known to divers)

0 likes

We once had a fish tank, I say tank it was more of a golfish bowl.

0 likes

I'm an SSI certified open water diver. Try to go every year but alas nothing in 2003 (yet). Have dived in the Caribbean and Mediterranean, ambition is to spend a week in the Maldives.

Nic - can we get a scuba smilie set up?

0 likes

I've been diving for 8 years and I'm a PADI rescue diver, but don't spread this around as I'm not sure if I actually can rescue anybody.

As I said in another thread, I'm planning to dive in Fernando de Noronha in October, the best dive spot in Brazil and also considered one of the best ones the world. Anyone fancy a dive? ;)

:diversmilie:

What do you mean with "there's no diver smilie"? :p

0 likes

Oh, shit. A blank post.

Well, not anymore.

0 likes

I nearly drowned once, does that count? :shrug:

0 likes

Originally posted by Budvar Huber I've seen in another thread that PIP does Scuba Diving, any other Onliner indulges in this? I am open water diver (that's the lowest form of life known to divers)

awww, open water divers arent too bad. I am a PADI Master Instructor.....so if any one needs lessons, and live someplace tropical, im avaialable for classes :lol:

0 likes

I grew up watching those undersea documentaries on the Discovery Channel and dreamed of being a marine biologist, so diving was always something I wanted to do but never did. Too expensive a hobby to get into.

0 likes

I've been known to go muff diving every now and then...does that count for anything?

0 likes

Originally posted by Jeff White I've been known to go muff diving every now and then...does that count for anything?

Prob. not!! :evil4:

0 likes

that's not what they said!!!!

0 likes

Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Jeff White that's not what they said!!!!

awww, but women lie so as not to crush your tiny um, er.....egos

0 likes

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:

and in the industry we had a little joke

there are 2 types of divers....those that pee in their suits and those that lie about not peeing in them :lol:

when the water is cold and it hits your kidneys....there just is no stopping it....god bless the person who invented dry suits for cold water diving :thumb:

0 likes

Im a scuba Diver, Matter a fact im one of PIPs Dive master Candidate

but how do you change your screen name, i have a good one i would like to change it to

0 likes

Originally posted by PIP (1 more day until Seattle!!) > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:

and in the industry we had a little joke

there are 2 types of divers....those that pee in their suits and those that lie about not peeing in them :lol:

when the water is cold and it hits your kidneys....there just is no stopping it....god bless the person who invented dry suits for cold water diving :thumb:

Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by PIP (1 more day until Seattle!!)> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:>

and in the industry we had a little joke

there are 2 types of divers....those that pee in their suits and those that lie about not peeing in them :lol:

when the water is cold and it hits your kidneys....there just is no stopping it....god bless the person who invented dry suits for cold water diving :thumb:

Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:

trust me she not, but it is true about the peeing in the wet suit, personally i dont because i dont want it to stink up the suit.

The funnest thing i ever saw was a diver doing some dry suit training. after the guy had gotten out of the water from the dive was telling his instructor that he thinks theres a leak in the suit. the instructor said hmm thats odd that a brand new suit, so the guy gets out and then the instructor takes the suit and turns it upside down and a stream of yellow liquid came out, he looks at the diver and goes a leak in the suit :nuts: then diver fessed up to doing peeing in the suit. it was some funny stuff to watch, i died laughing

0 likes

Originally posted by PIP (1 more day until Seattle!!) > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> I've seen in another thread that PIP does Scuba Diving, any other Onliner indulges in this? I am open water diver (that's the lowest form of life known to divers)

awww, open water divers arent too bad. I am a PADI Master Instructor.....so if any one needs lessons, and live someplace tropical, im avaialable for classes :lol:

:bow:

Is Costa Brava tropical enough!

I have dived in Malta and in Key West (this was two years ago and I am still impressed!) I have also dived in Southampton but the best bit was the Burger Trailer selling hot cocoa when you got out of the near freezing water.

So Ricardo, what about a NOOL Scuba Diving week in Brazil, it's nearly as flimsy as following Man Yoo to Seattle and could be even funnier (and news is Mr. Sumner may be sailing round there!)

0 likes

A thread about peeing, now it's looking like NOOL again. :D

PIP is right about peeing in the suit. Although I had never pissed in my suit (there's a bit of contradiction here), that's why you must own a dive suit and never wear a rented one.

0 likes

Originally posted by Budvar Huber So Ricardo, what about a NOOL Scuba Diving week in Brazil, it's nearly as flimsy as following Man Yoo to Seattle and could be even funnier (and news is Mr. Sumner may be sailing round there!)

A full week listening to New Order music and diving in a tropical paradise? Count me in! :nod:

0 likes

Originally posted by Dan White > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by PIP (1 more day until Seattle!!)> > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:> > >

and in the industry we had a little joke

there are 2 types of divers....those that pee in their suits and those that lie about not peeing in them :lol:

when the water is cold and it hits your kidneys....there just is no stopping it....god bless the person who invented dry suits for cold water diving :thumb:

Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:

trust me she not, but it is true about the peeing in the wet suit, personally i dont because i dont want it to stink up the suit.

The woman just ADMITTED that she dons tight-fitting rubber suits and then proceeds to pee in them! :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Ricardo > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> So Ricardo, what about a NOOL Scuba Diving week in Brazil, it's nearly as flimsy as following Man Yoo to Seattle and could be even funnier (and news is Mr. Sumner may be sailing round there!)

A full week listening to New Order music and diving in a tropical paradise? Count me in! :nod:

'fraid you failed to get the subtle intimation that it should be you organising it, after all you are in Brasil. Julio can bring the girls! :wink:

0 likes

Originally posted by Dan White > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by PIP (1 more day until Seattle!!)> > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Diving? Isn't that the activity where you piss yourself while wearing a rubber suit? :lol:> > >

and in the industry we had a little joke

there are 2 types of divers....those that pee in their suits and those that lie about not peeing in them :lol:

when the water is cold and it hits your kidneys....there just is no stopping it....god bless the person who invented dry suits for cold water diving :thumb:

Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:

trust me she not, but it is true about the peeing in the wet suit, personally i dont because i dont want it to stink up the suit.

The funnest thing i ever saw was a diver doing some dry suit training. after the guy had gotten out of the water from the dive was telling his instructor that he thinks theres a leak in the suit. the instructor said hmm thats odd that a brand new suit, so the guy gets out and then the instructor takes the suit and turns it upside down and a stream of yellow liquid came out, he looks at the diver and goes a leak in the suit :nuts: then diver fessed up to doing peeing in the suit. it was some funny stuff to watch, i died laughing

hey Spanky good to see you on here!!!...miss ya tons.....bit drunk now...read the Seattle posts :lol:...take good care of my doggie for me....and dont ruin my reputation on here!!!.....besides, there are things about me even you dont know :wink:....going to pass out now...talk soon....huggs, PIP

0 likes

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > > > Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:

trust me she not, but it is true about the peeing in the wet suit, personally i dont because i dont want it to stink up the suit.

And why does she call you "spanky"? :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > > Why PIP, who knew you were so kinky? :lol:>

trust me she not, but it is true about the peeing in the wet suit, personally i dont because i dont want it to stink up the suit.

And why does she call you "spanky"? :lol:

it was a nick name that came up on a Cozumel dive trip....it made everyone laugh, so it has stuck...nothing more than that...I swear!!! :D

0 likes

You're leaving NewOrderOnline

This link goes to an external website we don't operate, which has its own privacy policy and terms.

Destination:
Continue ↗