WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS..

Come inside the shows about to start..... Guaranteed to blow your head apart...

There behind the glass is a real pound from SHUGZV.... MOVE ALONG MOVE ALONG

It's ROCK and ROLL... It's a MOVIE SHOW....

Well my friends the ROCKET returns.It has been a strange kinda time here in downtown CHORLEY.RAMBO(my weightlifting son) has been accepted to join the fire brigade...so remember NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. My ex-wife PENNY's husband will be in court soon for fraud(£300K).SWEET I have been an excellent worker for seven weeks and blew the entire lot on LAPDANCERS and I am about to get custody of my EX-GIRLFRIENDS dog.WOOF WOOF. MAD PHIL,MAD BILLY ,PYSCHO and DAVE THE RAVE are all doing well in STRANGEWAYS! My best mate got married..it WON'T last............ Several married women have been round to the PLANET ROCKET for a chat I have shaved all my hair off and no one could tell any difference....BALDY BOUNCER... I did the security at the wedding and got thrown out! Now it is all quiet on the western front and i shall be lurking around this site again ...but after SHUGZV's exploits in YANKLAND this seems a tad dull here. Still ain't complaining......nice to see and read some CRAP posts here again. But what has happened to MAJOR,JOHNNY GILES,MICKEY WAY,HUNTSMAN,BUDVAR,PATRICK and AGENTWOOD,SNUCKER,FLO and LIV? Send your answers to ROCKET at the usual addy and the best reply will get my latest CD-R offering... It is called....SILENCE IS GOLDEN THEN ROCKET RETURNS. Contains rare and hard to find tracks from the vaults of PLANET ROCKET. FOR THE HARD OF HEARING AND PEOPLE OF LITTLE TASTE ONLY. Have a nice day...ROCKET CRYPT

Originally posted by ShugZV©
FOOK AFF

AMERICA....CELTIC...LOST:D:D:D:D:D;):p

Welcome back, Mick

As you may have noticed, the dog days of summer have apparently affected the literary content of the aforementioned "Behind Closed Doors: No Shirt No Shoes No Problems" forum. I have been guilty of my own number of shite posts and/or topics, but it's just fucking dull. I'm out of school for about three weeks, and I'm planning on getting some reading done (Hunter S. Thompson's The Great Shark Hunt and P.J. O'Rourke's Eat The Rich taking up my time) as well as *hopefully* getting something together myself worthy of publication in a national or college mag devoted to politics and/or humor.

Dogs are a fantastic thing, I've found much to my surprise...my mother brought home a little poodle named Elvis (I prefer to think of the Costello model, not the overweight Presley variety) and I've emerged as his favorite after a week of taking care of the little bastard and the three cats my family owns, while they went to the beach.

Summer's winding down, fall is near, then winter, and another year. Depressing, ain't it?

Oh well, good to see your bald presence again, my well-traveled colleague. Keep the off-kilter rants coming!

Thought he'd died from old age......... no such luck

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Welcome back, Mick As you may have noticed, the dog days of summer have apparently affected the literary content of the aforementioned "Behind Closed Doors: No Shirt No Shoes No Problems" forum. I have been guilty of my own number of shite posts and/or topics, but it's just fucking dull. I'm out of school for about three weeks, and I'm planning on getting some reading done (Hunter S. Thompson's The Great Shark Hunt and P.J. O'Rourke's Eat The Rich taking up my time) as well as *hopefully* getting something together myself worthy of publication in a national or college mag devoted to politics and/or humor. Dogs are a fantastic thing, I've found much to my surprise...my mother brought home a little poodle named Elvis (I prefer to think of the Costello model, not the overweight Presley variety) and I've emerged as his favorite after a week of taking care of the little bastard and the three cats my family owns, while they went to the beach. Summer's winding down, fall is near, then winter, and another year. Depressing, ain't it? Oh well, good to see your bald presence again, my well-traveled colleague. Keep the off-kilter rants coming!

Read your MAIL and respond.

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Welcome back, Mick > > As you may have noticed, the dog days of summer have apparently affected the literary content of the aforementioned "Behind Closed Doors: No Shirt No Shoes No Problems" forum. I have been guilty of my own number of shite posts and/or topics, but it's just fucking dull. I'm out of school for about three weeks, and I'm planning on getting some reading done (Hunter S. Thompson's The Great Shark Hunt and P.J. O'Rourke's Eat The Rich taking up my time) as well as *hopefully* getting something together myself worthy of publication in a national or college mag devoted to politics and/or humor. > > Dogs are a fantastic thing, I've found much to my surprise...my mother brought home a little poodle named Elvis (I prefer to think of the Costello model, not the overweight Presley variety) and I've emerged as his favorite after a week of taking care of the little bastard and the three cats my family owns, while they went to the beach. > > Summer's winding down, fall is near, then winter, and another year. Depressing, ain't it? > > Oh well, good to see your bald presence again, my well-traveled colleague. Keep the off-kilter rants coming!

Read your MAIL and respond.

I would if I had anything to respond to (email box is empty) :D

Flo disappeared shortly after meeting some of the London Order at the RTNY bash. She told me that she felt above all of those NOOLs and has since been frequenting a dressage forum in order to work on engaging the hind quarters (it is, after all, important for the animal to work well from behind) :D In reality, the computer was sick for a short time, and I got out of the habit. Too much of a good thing (?)

Originally posted by flo Flo disappeared shortly after meeting some of the London Order at the RTNY bash. She told me that she felt above all of those NOOLs and has since been frequenting a dressage forum in order to work on engaging the hind quarters (it is, after all, important for the animal to work well from behind) :DIn reality, the computer was sick for a short time, and I got out of the habit. Too much of a good thing (?)

What good thing?Have you just discovered SEX or WALKERS MARMITE crips?