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Due to my unbearable grief over the news that the hot young Russian lesbians and musical visionaries known as t.a.T.u. MAY be breaking up over a BOY, I will be in seclusion for the rest of the week.
Or maybe I'm just going down to me mum's to help her with some chores.
Until next week, Ciao!
In the meantime, perhaps these wholesome AMERICAN girls can console me in my moment of need...
aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh....not Mary Kate and what's her face!!!!!
nooooooooooooooo....
quick, somebody get him a pic of Jenna Jameson and one of her many lesbian partners!
'ello, 'oo eez eet?
It is I, The Continental, King of the Twins!
Back from my week of mourning...or perhaps a week of doing chores for me mum.
My cousin made the astute point once of how wierd it would be to date one of them, after having seen them grow up on TV...still, they're loaded, so I could get over that I guess.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 My cousin made the astute point once of how wierd it would be to date one of them, after having seen them grow up on TV...still, they're loaded, so I could get over that I guess.
Yes, and they have money, too!
But why would you date "one" of them?
because he's a proper Southern Baptist, he would never consider having sexual relations with either of them until after marriage...Front 242 "sing" about him in one of their songs...you may or may not have ever heard it...
but back to the point, he could only marry one of them...since the United States, in it's infinite wisdom, has outlawed the practice of polygamy...thank god, or I would never have the chance to date! 
These girls can help you too