Top 50 Worst Bands Of All Time

Just heard on UK XFM radio there's a list of the 50 Worst Bands of all Time in the latest edition of US magazine Blender. Unfortunately they've only put 50-41 on the Blender web site as they want you to buy the mag. I've wasted an hour trying to search for the full list anywhere on the web. Anybody in the States bought the mag and know the complete list ? Looks a really funny read from the excerpt I've seen.

do you think barrabas will be in there?

(or the cure )

a few in there not really bands - but to have people like the doors inthere without bands like take that, aqua, the spice girls & roxette is just crazy

OI! Who the hell put Oingo Boingo at #16?! They're one of the greatest bands ever and make some of the funnest music. Some people just have no taste (and it's probably me). I would recommend them to everyone (especially the earlier albums). Touched by the hand of boingo... :p

i give Oakenfold credit for his early remix work (Pre94) but everything after that has been shite. Oakenfucker is what i call him.

i agree with the Pope on BOINGO...Dead Man's Party is a great album.

I actually like the Doors quite a bit, so that's about the only one on the list I disagree with. Sure, the Soft Parade was a lousy disc (what I've heard of it, anyways) and Jim Morrison really stopped trying after the second album, but I think they were just getting back on their feet with Morrison Hotel and LA Woman. Maybe they're on there 'cause Ray M(however he spells it) has been riding this horse for all it's worth for 30+ years and they're just as sick of his mouth as I am

I'm sure this list is as accurate as the one that had the best albums of the 20th century with the Backstreet Boys' Millenium somewhere on there. C'mon, The Doors and Celine Dion (I'm no fan, but she's a heck of a lot better of a singer than Tiffany, Britney Spears, and any of those loned Lilith fair singers that popped up all over the '90s). While I may agree with Spin Doctors, Blind Melon, and ICP, I think that whoever compiled this list just looked back at their record collection, which started with most stuff from 1985, and listed whatever he/she didn't listen to anymore.

Originally posted by Ricardo Stole this from another forum. Yeah, I used my powerful search capabilities at Google this time. 50. Iron Butterfly49. Toad the Wet Sprocket48. Master P47. Goo Goo Dolls46. The Spin Doctors45. Gipsy Kings44. Manowar43. Mike & the Mechanics42. Rick Wakeman41. Whitesnake40. Blind Melon39. Bob Geldof38. Nelson37. The Doors36. 98 Degrees35. Paul Oakenfold34. Live33. Japan32. The Hooters31. Arrested Development30. Richard Marx29. Skinny Puppy28. Crash Test Dummies27. Color Me Badd26. Celine Dion25. Jamiiroquai24. Bad English23. Creed22. Primus21. The Alan Parsons Project20. Howard Jones19. Dan Fogelberg18. Pat Boone17. Benzig16. Oingo Boingo15. Yanni14. Yngwie Malmsteen13. Mick Jagger12. Tin Machine11. LaToya Jackson10. Air Supply9. Lee Greenwood8. Vanilla Ice7. Asia6. Kansas5. Starship4. Kenny G3. Michael Bolton2. Emerson, Lake & Palmer1. Insane Clown Posse

Why Rick Wakeman and not Yes? You've been drinkin' too much, Ricardo.

Put Dead Kennedys on this!!!

Hey I just got my issue of blender a few days ago, u should see the pictures of Manowar :barf:

Originally posted by masaaki sakai a few in there not really bands - but to have people like the doors inthere without bands like take that, aqua, the spice girls & roxette is just crazy

hey the spice girls made quality music

i can think of more colorful alternatives than oingo boingo, skinny puppy, the doors, and the gypsy kings.

i am thinking: crazy town, john tesh, debbie gibson, hoobustank, DAVID HASSELHOUF, Toto, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Weather Report... i'd kick this editor square in the nuts for being such a twat-wad.

Originally posted by Sean Taugher i can think of more colorful alternatives than oingo boingo, skinny puppy, the doors, and the gypsy kings. i am thinking: crazy town, john tesh, debbie gibson, hoobustank, DAVID HASSELHOUF, Toto, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Weather Report... i'd kick this editor square in the nuts for being such a twat-wad.

Hey, Sean, you forgot the Motor City Wanker...Ted Nugent..

i was saving him for when i really got mad.

It can't be a complete list without country-rock favorites The Eagles

or England Dan and John Ford Cooley

should we be so bold to include the likes of Seals & Crofts? America? or EnuffZ Enuff?

This is the sort of list that begs the question "Why Pat Boone, but not Pat Benatar? Why Master P, but not Tone Loc?"

Why do I have the feeling we'll all spend the next few days compiling our own lists on this subject?

Originally posted by Ricardo > Originally posted by Mr. Daybreak> Why Rick Wakeman and not Yes? You've been drinkin' too much, Ricardo.> > Put Dead Kennedys on this!!!

It's not my fault, I'm not the editor of Blender magazine, Andrei. :p

But it's nice to see some progressive acts on the list, I really loathe Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Alan Parsons Project and Rick Wakeman. Yngwie Malmsteen also deserves to be included among the worst artists of the universe.

I'm just surprised that Tabsy didn't mention Yanni's inclusion on the list.

Weird, I hate prog rock but I don't mind Emerson, Lake and Palmer - "Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends" contains some of the most amazing keyboard playing ever.

Originally posted by Sean Taugher i can think of more colorful alternatives than oingo boingo, skinny puppy, the doors, and the gypsy kings. i am thinking: crazy town, john tesh, debbie gibson, hoobustank, DAVID HASSELHOUF, Toto, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Weather Report... i'd kick this editor square in the nuts for being such a twat-wad.

Joe Satriani isn't that bad. Good guitar player, bad singer, in my opinion. This kid I used to do Service Learning with in high school had my listen to some of Satriani's stuff, and I had him listen to some old Smashing Pumpkins and lots of New Order. He eventually got the bass solo to Crystal stuck in his head.

Originally posted by almanso > Originally posted by Sean Taugher> i can think of more colorful alternatives than oingo boingo, skinny puppy, the doors, and the gypsy kings. > > i am thinking: crazy town, john tesh, debbie gibson, hoobustank, DAVID HASSELHOUF, Toto, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Weather Report... i'd kick this editor square in the nuts for being such a twat-wad.

Toto, Joe Satriani and Weather Report bad? c´mon sean, you may not like them but all of them are great musicians. all of them! especially Jaco Pastorius, bass player of WR.

don't get me wrong, i am not trying to discredit anyone's musicianship. Jaco Pastorius, Jeff Porcoro (who i looked up to when i started drumming), and Joe Satriani are good musicians, but the point i am trying to make is that a good BAND comes together, and acts as a unit. Toto, Joe Satriani's Band, and Weather Report seemed to serve as an excuse for these really good musicians to play and what came out was inconsequential.

Originally posted by Sean Taugher i can think of more colorful alternatives than oingo boingo, skinny puppy, the doors, and the gypsy kings. i am thinking: crazy town, john tesh, debbie gibson, hoobustank, DAVID HASSELHOUF, Toto, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Weather Report... i'd kick this editor square in the nuts for being such a twat-wad.

You don't like Toto , also why not add more boy bands to the list of worst artists, such as O town, lfo, savage garden...

What were they smoking???

And can I buy some??

Originally posted by almanso well, to make it short i disagree with all these:43. Mike & the Mechanics42. Rick Wakeman41. Whitesnake37. The Doors33. Japan25. Jamiiroquai21. The Alan Parsons Project20. Howard Jones16. Oingo Boingo15. Yanni14. Yngwie Malmsteen13. Mick Jagger12. Tin Machine2. Emerson, Lake & Palmercome on! where is paul young, samantha fox, jason donovan, los del rio, milli vanilli, terrence trent d´arby, the vengaboys, stephanie of monaco, boyzone, five, east17, b-witched, zucchero, avril lavigne, wham!, etc, etc, etc,?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yanni should be on the list, as well as the bands you mentioned above and John Tesh.

the vengaboys. no question.

kenny g a close second.

both of them should be tried for crimes against humanity. off to the hague immediately!

Originally posted by Gazza > Originally posted by AgentWood> the vengaboys. no question.> > kenny g a close second. > > both of them should be tried for crimes against humanity. off to the hague immediately!

and just what does Stephen Hague have to do with this list? If Hague remixed Kenny G, the entire music business would collapse. And if John Robbie decided to help, we just might as well all put on our headphones and crack up "Low-Life."