Porn Warning :jawdrop:

Well, I tried to use the computer at my apartment building's office center to log onto NOOL this morning, and a new porn security program on the computer wouldn't let me log on. Imagine my embarassment when the building manager walked in to the computer room, and I've got a porn warning on the screen, telling me I can't log on.

You NOOLers should be ashamed of yourselves, triggering porn security devices with your frequent and gratuitous use of words such as cunt, twat, and all the endless variations and permutations of fuck.

Now I'll have to limit myself to logging on at school, where it's much harder (no pun intended) to wank off while scrolling through NOOL. Thanks, everybody.

Glad to have been of service. But does the work "fook" count?

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Glad to have been of service. But does the work "fook" count?

Fuck, fook, feck, frickin' friggin'...it's all obviously pornographic.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Glad to have been of service. But does the work "fook" count?

I think the papal relation with illegal sezual activity may have caused the porn warning

Must be the liberal use of the words "member", "substance" and, er, "ShugZV".....

Ever since David put up his "cunt" thread i have been getting pop-ups for pornography (a sample of one pop-up: "why is this girl smiling? she just got gang banged by three guys"). I just installed QuikShield to block these. I don't need this fucken crap coming up on my computer when i haven't requested it. Just because i swear online doesn't mean i'm a pervert

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr at school, where it's much harder (no pun intended) to wank off while scrolling through NOOL.

just which bits do you find exciting enough to make you wank off? This is the same NOOL I'm reading, is it ?!? The only one I ever had a block on was waterrat's NO site and there was a clear reason for that ...

Perhaps its all accidental, i mean we've all gone off half-cocked and pulled a few boners on here.