New Order live @ Apollo, Manchester, 2005.11.14

If I was clever it would have been cunning, however I think it was just luck, we must have been next to each other virtually, i was next door but one to Ness at the front. Curly hair, red vest and dodgy yorkshire accent bit pissed. Superb gig, can't wait til next time despite the usual wandering hands from the blokes behind!

Never turn down praise for good luck, for when fortune shits in your shoes, you can bet no fucker will want to know it wasn;t your fault :)

I thought males grew out of gig groping by about 15?

You mean I stopped for nothing? :)

Steve Campbell wrote: Never turn down praise for good luck, for when fortune shits in your shoes, you can bet no fucker will want to know it wasn;t your fault :)

I thought males grew out of gig groping by about 15?

You mean I stopped for nothing? :)

No bloody chance, the guys behind me were approaching 40 easily and I'm 34, still I'd better make the most of it before the go south!

Fuck's sake, I thought, u know, ya got laid, and u gave up on that sorta shit. I been missing out, and me with that coat and everything.

I'm 34, and checking for my first grey pube FFS :)

Maybe I should go to a westlife gig and see if I get touched up by a bunch of horny harpies :)

You could try, after all the consequences are only a police record. Maybe a Girls Aloud gig would be more fruitful, far younger totty!

tbh if i got that close, I'd be hard pushed not to use the oppurtunity to grenade the buggers :)

Steve Campbell wrote: tbh if i got that close, I'd be hard pushed not to use the oppurtunity to grenade the buggers :)

Oi, Campbell, nobody disses the Alaaahd round here, got it?

Excellent point, never thought of that!!!!!

lucyjane wrote: Excellent point, never thought of that!!!!!

Ditto you as well.

Just coz you got you chuffing flag back, should have taken it meself whilst in JB's

lucyjane wrote:

Ness Order wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: I was doing really well right up the front beside you Ness until I realised that I wasn’t breathing. I was adjusting to that until someone came flying over my head and almost decapitated me. Old Monkey helpfully pushed him the rest of the way over the barrier to save us.

Yes, got kicked in the face by him, thankfully only lightly. I would have stuck it out though even with a broken nose!

I have never been so squashed at any gig ever, proves that the most enthusiastic crowd is in Manc!

Very jealous of your Hooky encounter

The guy who nearly decapitated you was "our kid" his brother gary mac came over the top at the other side of us 5 minutes later. The only good point of this was the poor guy in front of me decided he had had enough and buggered off, leaving me his place in the front. I am eternally grateful.

me an ourkid are proud to be part of a cunning plan , partial decapitations not withstanding , however part two of the plan actualy involved landing on stage fer a photo oportunity , this failed when ourkid went first and missed the stage and the folk who launched me realised that they had drawn the short straw AND the ahem , less svelte of the brothers Mac , although I'm assured that mine was the more dignified landin . Still in the spirit of chivalry , we shall be always ready to help the ladies of nool if their view is spoiled by a brigand :D

Cheers Gary, always a pleasure. x

I gorra x of lucyjane

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: tbh if i got that close, I'd be hard pushed not to use the oppurtunity to grenade the buggers :)

Oi, Campbell, nobody disses the Alaaahd round here, got it?

Ok, now if you'll just let that nasty swelling in your dick go down, thus allowing bloodflow to return to both your ears and eventually, brain, you will see that you are in fact out of your tiny fucking gourd mate. Step back, cold hard listen...oh goodnes me, they suck the puke from a dead junkie's rancid midsummer corpse, see; it's all so clear when you analyse it properly.

Besides, If I had my choice I'd use the nade on westlife :)

(I must remember tat this site is hosted in the US, right now, squadrons of black helicopters could be en route cos some monozynaptical inbreed (seems to be the major requirement for Govt. law enforcement over there these days) took me serisouly (and if they weren't before, they are now I let out the secret bout his mum and sister being the same gal).)

reach for the ground wrote: the folk who launched me realised that they had drawn the short straw AND the ahem , less svelte of the brothers Mac

Steve Campbell wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: tbh if i got that close, I'd be hard pushed not to use the oppurtunity to grenade the buggers :)

Oi, Campbell, nobody disses the Alaaahd round here, got it?

Ok, now if you'll just let that nasty swelling in your dick go down, thus allowing bloodflow to return to both your ears and eventually, brain, you will see that you are in fact out of your tiny fucking gourd mate. Step back, cold hard listen...oh goodnes me, they suck the puke from a dead junkie's rancid midsummer corpse, see; it's all so clear when you analyse it properly.

Besides, If I had my choice I'd use the nade on westlife :)

(I must remember tat this site is hosted in the US, right now, squadrons of black helicopters could be en route cos some monozynaptical inbreed (seems to be the major requirement for Govt. law enforcement over there these days) took me serisouly (and if they weren't before, they are now I let out the secret bout his mum and sister being the same gal).)

Yeah, yeah, you love 'em really....

:p

Liam and Phil - love at first sight

Johnny Giles

Hungry work these NewOrder gigs

'Locke' admiring the bands performance :D

DoN wrote: Johnny Giles

Hungry work these NewOrder gigs

the BURGER KING:p

Notice me and Liam are on the Darkside of the moon

digital mike binoche wrote:

wE thrEE KINGS where is MAYA the donkey?

digital mike binoche wrote:

Fuckin Dodgy geezers Inc.

Top photos yet again Shug, just reflects what a good night it was. I can't remember the name of the guy in the dodgy shirt either, but he was a really nice guy, apparently he tagged along with us because the mates he came with were talking abut trains!! enough said!

lucyjane wrote: Top photos yet again Shug, just reflects what a good night it was. I can't remember the name of the guy in the dodgy shirt either, but he was a really nice guy, apparently he tagged along with us because the mates he came with were talking abut trains!! enough said!

Dodgy shirt? that could be any one of us:D

Great photos as usual Shug - except the bloke in the green - that was just before I sweated about 2 kilos into it I reckon!