I'll be a very good little boy before the gig, I don't want it all to vanish in a haze.Also I'm totally single minded on my way to gigs, anything that could cause a problem is a no no. Afterwards I'll probably be up for it, in fact afterwards I'll probably needs horse tranquilizers just to make me tolerable.
However (reaches for Nigel Mansell's book of excuses), there are 2 things that may be a downer.
- If I'm still on anti biotics, I can't drink, unlike others, these ones will not simple cease working if mixed with alcohol, they actually turn the victim into an axe murderer (no, I'm not joking, look them up, they're call metronidazole, the exact term they use is "acute psychosis"), and
- Because of 1. I'm SEVERELY out of practice. that means I'll either black out after 3 pints, or still be sitting pretty and sober at 9am. The not getting drunk thing started when I started doing nightshift. A coupla years ago, we was out for a drink for my birthday, everyone else ended up utterly devastated, and despite me being bought booze by all and sundry, I ended up going home because I couldn't stand all the pissed people.
I'll just wait til you've all had a skinful and whip out a nice ciggie of the finest green smoking mixture and watch the doninoes fall[1]. best way to play last man standing....cheat!
this is assuming I don't get caught in scotland where they don't have such enlightnned laws as here and england. And assuming the local gardener I know has harvested.
Actually I'm looking forward to some proper english beer ( good job too, cos the guiness will take like somethig squeezed out of a horse), I never got much of a chance when I was in leeds as we did our drinking at home. once I'm lined with ale, I'll probably progress (finances permitting, remember, this is a giro fueled mission) to the vodka and redbull, the drink of champions.
[1]while having a few smokes with yer beer will do no harm.....getting shitfaced THEN smoking is always bad.