De-oderant is the future after Glasgow top tips

top tips for an odour free weekend next week.

1. De-odorant is freely available at most airports or high street shops. for a mere £1.50 or about 2.7 euros one roll on will last about 6 concerts and should easily last next week ends events

2. be considerate to your fellow vikings a clean shirt each gig would go down well.

2a Take advantage over the bootleggers they sell shirts for a five straight ouside most gigs. use them they are not a souviner they are a must where them straight away before the after show.

3. Take note if you suddenly find yourself alone in a crowded mosh pit. Your colleagues are voting with thier noses.

Those who know me will be fully aware that i am an enthuiastic stomper at the gigs and as a self confessed fat lad who sweats a great deal. In glasgow i threw away a shirt and put a fresh one on before each aftershow. However i still had loads of friends around me due to that great invention of the german dr Aresol. please kindly consider the hints above and then everyone will enjoy themselves that little bit more. No offence

None taken!

Wise Words :D

Of course if smoking was allowed in Glasgow, then those smells would have been masked by the cigarette smoke!

But, yeah, deodorant *is* a must! :)

A lot of pubs in Scotland have become unbearable now the mask has been removed.

Someone will invent a cigarette flavoured air freshner soon!

A full bloody PINT hit me in Glasgow. Right on the chest - right down my shirt and all over my arm. It came screaming straight down on me - obviously thrown from the balcony. My immediate reaction was to lick my arm to make sure it was beer and not piss! A girl standing next to me said "Bastards, I could have drank that!"

Diamond White wrote: A full bloody PINT hit me in Glasgow. Right on the chest - right down my shirt and all over my arm. It came screaming straight down on me - obviously thrown from the balcony. My immediate reaction was to lick my arm to make sure it was beer and not piss! A girl standing next to me said "Bastards, I could have drank that!"

And you told Jemma to buy her own beer

pompeyorder wrote: top tips for an odour free weekend next week.

1. De-odorant is freely available at most airports or high street shops. for a mere £1.50 or about 2.7 euros one roll on will last about 6 concerts and should easily last next week ends events

2. be considerate to your fellow vikings a clean shirt each gig would go down well.

2a Take advantage over the bootleggers they sell shirts for a five straight ouside most gigs. use them they are not a souviner they are a must where them straight away before the after show.

3. Take note if you suddenly find yourself alone in a crowded mosh pit. Your colleagues are voting with thier noses.

Those who know me will be fully aware that i am an enthuiastic stomper at the gigs and as a self confessed fat lad who sweats a great deal. In glasgow i threw away a shirt and put a fresh one on before each aftershow. However i still had loads of friends around me due to that great invention of the german dr Aresol. please kindly consider the hints above and then everyone will enjoy themselves that little bit more. No offence

..and you thought Sweaties was rhyming slang

Diamond White wrote: A full bloody PINT hit me in Glasgow. Right on the chest - right down my shirt and all over my arm. It came screaming straight down on me - obviously thrown from the balcony. My immediate reaction was to lick my arm to make sure it was beer and not piss! A girl standing next to me said "Bastards, I could have drank that!"

Licking you arm and finding it IS beer is all very well.....

but what if it had have been piss:barf:

Pompey, tut tut tut

Horses sweat Men perspire Women glow

(I was glowing like fuck the second Glasgow gig!)

Ooh, bet I could hazard a guess to who the cuplrit(s) was/were!

Very impressed that you change before the aftershow - not something I've ever considered!

u always smell divine my darling gareth....

personally though i find that lurpak covers every aspect of bodily functions,smells delish 2....

'WELSHCAKE' wrote: personally though i find that lurpak covers every aspect of bodily functions,smells delish 2....

Not after it has been used for the purposes you have in mind young Welshy