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Who will be first against the wall? Here's my list of potential victims that most everyone can agree on (hopefully...otherwise I'm screwed in my bid to take over the world) 1.Celine Dion 2.Diane Warren 3.Nsync 4.Mariah Carey 5.Lynerd Skynerd 6.Faith Hill 7.Puff Daddy 8.Michael Bolton 9.Destiny's Child 10.U2
discuss, discuss.....
Forget about Céline Dion, we've been trying to get rid of her since the last 20 years without any success... she started to sing in english and it started over again :)
Why stop at artists? I'd include people like Lou Pearlman, the 'genius' behind all of the boy bands.
"Near, far, wherever you are......"
Yep, that pretty much condemns her on my list (though I don't agree with whoever threatened her with anthrax. That's just uncool)
Big daddy Lou! That bastard (probably gets hot under the collar with all those young men running around) gave orlando fla a bad name (of course ALL of Florida is to blame for our current Dumbass-in-Chief)
Well, Pariah Hairey obviously - fucking stupid caterwauling bitch!
And every shitey Boy band and vacuous R&B Two-step yodelling-girl/boy vocalist gymnastics bollocks that you hear everywhere on TV or down your local shopping malls. Makes me sick to the back teeth this tuneless cack.
And shit faceless trancey arse outfits. Every bleedin' last one of 'em.
And now - because it IS 2001 after all - those crappy bandwagon-jumping Nu-Metal/Nu-Skate "boy bands" like Stink-Want-A-Poo! , Scum 41, Limp Dickwipe and Stinkin' Phart
1 MICHAEL FUCKFACE BOLTON (apparently his proper name) 2 ROXETTE 3 ERASURE 4 SIMPLY RED 5 UB40 6 ALL PONCEY BOYBANDS 7 ELTON JOHN 8 STING 9 CELINE DION 10 CHRISTINA AGUILERA
TO NAME JUST A FEW, SOME OF THESE PEOPLE MAY NOT BE WORKING ANYMORE..I JUST WISH THEY HAD NEVER FUCKING BOTHERED
i would make sure the perpetrators of the crime against music known as uk garage would regret the day they were born. i can't believe people actually like that shite. i'm also in total agreement about destiny's child, along with every other r n b outfits. i wouldn't kill linkin park etc though, just send them all off to some small undiscovered island where they can entertain each other without bothering the rest of the world.
Personnally, anyone featured on "MTV Cribs" deserves special mention. I just find it sickening how some of these noveau-metal bastards are getting billion-dollar mansions. Then there's Sebastian Bach, of all people, living in a fucking castle of a house, and he hasen't had a career since the Eighties! Does that just anger me alone, or does it seem like he can't POSSIBLY be getting that much in royalty checks from Warrent or whatever shit band he was in?
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Personnally, anyone featured on "MTV Cribs" deserves special mention. I just find it sickening how some of these noveau-metal bastards are getting billion-dollar mansions. Then there's Sebastian Bach, of all people, living in a fucking castle of a house, and he hasen't had a career since the Eighties! Does that just anger me alone, or does it seem like he can't POSSIBLY be getting that much in royalty checks from Warrent or whatever shit band he was in?
Don't ask how I know, but he was in 'Skid Row' who I heard were apparently shafted by John Bon Jovi who signed them. And to this day Bach could have the pants sued off him if he talks about it.So if he's living in a castle imagine how much dosh Sheffield's finest poodle rock outfit have in the bank.
