Caption Competition

for this image:

My entries :

This where the pies go Turn that light out you c*nt I'm 56 you know and i've got all my own teeth No I didn't eat Gillian, look Hey we've all seen those pictures of Sara on honeymoon, phwoooar! I can prove this is live act... Whoooooo!

btw there is no prize :)

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Barney is saying to the audience "You'll never guess where my right hand is"

No,he said this :

"I never intended to be a singer but Ian forced me to"

Either

"How does it feel ?"

or

"I prefer fur hats to hairy twats, but your hairy twat is like a fur hat" (Face Up Bradford 84)

"Can Robert Smith get such a nice piece of ass like this? I didn't think so!" :D

Forgive me for being really thick here but what's the story behind this caption? Did Barney present Top of the Pops with Sara Cox or is he accepting some TOTP award? Top of the Pops has really past me by this last decade - who gets back from work on a Friday before 7:30 ?!?

I think Barney's saying "Thanks for letting me take over the Radio 1 breakfast show, Sara. Don't worry, it's in safe f*@kin' hands, you can rely on me."

what do you mean i look like barry manilow? i'll have you know i was quite big in dance circles once

"i would like to accept the award for best male dancer & thank... eh?.. whassat?.. i didn't win?.. have you seen me dance?"

Whooops!

Look I'm toothless! Do you like my powder makeup?

Barneys saying "God, Im a short cunt!"

"Hooky looks rather nice in drags, doesn't he? Can almost tell it's a real woman."

Originally posted by Chest Rockwell "Hooky looks rather nice in drags, doesn't he? Can almost tell it's a real woman."

Are you sharing a strawberry milkshake with your mate ?

Waaalk..woohoo!!...in siileence...woohoo!!

Me and Hilary Duff are engaged!

I am a short deprecate man and look I can still get some, even if I am gay

"Someone call the ambulance! I'm having a stroke!"

btw brazil order, my avatar is a scene from the movie 'Trainspotting'.

check it out sometime, it's a great film. 'Temptation' is in the movie and soundtrack also.

"Anyone who appears on TOTP's is a complete sellout".

Originally posted by Chest Rockwell "Someone call the ambulance! I'm having a stroke!"btw brazil order, my avatar is a scene from the movie 'Trainspotting'.check it out sometime, it's a great film. 'Temptation' is in the movie and soundtrack also.

Have you noticed that the film of Trainspotting makes being a junkie look like fun? Whereas the book tells you the miserable truth about that sort of lifestyle? I like both. If you buy the second Trainspotting OST you get to hear Atmosphere.

"Mumble... mumble... destruction..."

Originally posted by Sneesh "Mumble... mumble... destruction..."

Um, yeah.

Originally posted by Chest Rockwell "Someone call the ambulance! I'm having a stroke!"btw brazil order, my avatar is a scene from the movie 'Trainspotting'.check it out sometime, it's a great film. 'Temptation' is in the movie and soundtrack also.

Good

But is Temptation the song of this scene ?

I hope it's not :(

Barney: "In my day, it were all Nazis round here"

Sara: "Yes, but we all forgot Rudolph Hess. Now stop dribbling you c- it's time for your "tablets"".

"No longer do I have to shaft without someone else.. or was that chat?"

Originally posted by Brazil Order > Originally posted by Chest Rockwell> "Someone call the ambulance! I'm having a stroke!"> > btw brazil order, my avatar is a scene from the movie 'Trainspotting'.> > check it out sometime, it's a great film. 'Temptation' is in the movie and soundtrack also.

Good

But is Temptation the song of this scene ?

I hope it's not :( Temptation is sung by a nice looking school girl in a nice scene