Calling Huntsy & Geoff The Klump

Hey boys, what a talented pair you are, great tunes from both of you! What are the chances of making them available at a higher bitrate, at least 192kbs, for me to download for a little project i'm working on at the moment? Failing that, any chance of mailing me a cd with the songs on, it's quite important to me for reasons that will become apparent to you in the fullness of time!

Thanks a lot, Muffy.

I'm not sure I understand what you're asking though. Could you be a lttle more precise in an email ?

By the way, my song was recorded on an old 4 track tape recorder and the sound quality just can't be great...

Muffbox... thank you for your kindly commentary. I have a few copyright issues with my gear, are you intending to release both tunes into the popular Dr. Foxy Pepsi charts or just re-release them into the animal kingdom. Either way I want 10k up front or you can whistle dixie you little tortoise chaser you.

PS I don't really know what all your bitrate paraphernalia means to us all... do I have to wear a suit?

Klumpy - Like A Doberman

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Huntsy - San Fransisco

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Muffy I'd gladly send you 'Is My Hair Flame Retardent' if you'd be so kind as to put it on line(my head hurts trying).Not sure if you'd consider it worthy of inclusion on your project.I already have 'San Fransisco' and 'Like a Doberman' but it seems Audiogalaxy won't let you download it.

Huntsy, I have listened to SF enough to say that I like it quite a bit, but not enough to have any more specific comments yet. The one question I have is how were you able in 1992, apparently, to have Kathleen Turner make a contribution sounding as though she were speaking from about 1981?

Klumpy, I have listened to your Doberman only once so far, and I will put off expressing anything more than a general positive reaction until I have listened to it more.

And by the way, Huntsy, I've decided that Throw Me a Bone is in fact the all-time best NO song.

Take your time, Patrick.

It's nice already that your overall feeling is positive... :)

Well Patrick you've kept me waiting and now it seems I'm to wait still further. Was fairly difficult chosing a song from the Huntsman's back catalogue and I've probably chosen the worst.... let me know your thoughts when you've ran it through the old tin can a few more times.... does my voice sound like a squeeky mouse on helium?

Pastie... perhaps a competition 'just who in fuck is saying them words on Huntsman's song' is in order. Your reference was quite accurate, as I wanted a gritty Hollywood actress kind of feeling - emotive of the early 80's yet contemporary in the naughty nineties. The 'How About this for a Starter for 10' sees our heroine slowed down by a few pitches so this is actually a distorted version of the lass's voice.

Curious times... unusuall circumstances... buttered scones.

Erm, more and more difficult to find out which song exactly you're talking about...

Is it 'Leave Me Alone' ?

Originally posted by Huntsman Muffbox... thank you for your kindly commentary. I have a few copyright issues with my gear, are you intending to release both tunes into the popular Dr. Foxy Pepsi charts or just re-release them into the animal kingdom. Either way I want 10k up front or you can whistle dixie you little tortoise chaser you.PS I don't really know what all your bitrate paraphernalia means to us all... do I have to wear a suit?

Huntsy, you old fruit bat, you wound me deeply with all this talk of spondoolicks and nasty fizzy drinks!! Don't you know your army of small furry woodland creatures are in need of a spiritlifting anthem to call their own?? Are you going to deny them, your legion of followers for a poxy coin of the realm?? I think not!! I hope not!! As for the bitrate talk, i'm not for uno momento taken in by your 'innocence' in these matters, just do what you done before but instead of this 56kbs nonsense up the ante to 192kbs and leave the rest to me!! Please! You'll thank me in the end. Maybe!

Originally posted by Patrick And by the way, Huntsy, I've decided that Throw Me a Bone is in fact the all-time best NO song.

I'm glad we agree on this matter.

Well, I know for sure 'Like A Doberman' is our best song. It was so early done (4 or 5 years ago...) and my project is still ongoing.

But it's definitely our NO song, that was the point in the 1st place, when Huntsy and myself talked about exchanging songs.

O, and by the way, I like your voice, Huntsy, quite surprising in regards to your board persona.

Muffy you flatter me greatly. I genuinely haven't got a friggin clue what 128 bitrate means. Remember the last time I was recording music via a computer system was prior to 1995 and am just re-entering the domain... I would never pretend becase in the end, your always found out... especially by one such as yourself who seems to live in my eye... it was only last year I stood in Williams Music shop arguing with a little teenage upstart that 'look pal, there's no bastard way your shitty computer is playing MIDI notes AND audio data!!! - so piss off and grow a beard you little bastard' - oh dear, how embarrassed was I a week later after I bought Sound on Sound and realised I was, basically, an old fogey who had been left in the dirt for several years.

Hey cat face, no charge for replicating the Huntsman's material - I'll send you a CD of my greatest teats if your into it... what the fucking hells Galaxy Galaxian anyway?.. is it Napster II - the return?

I might post you a blob of vegetarian cheese to enjoy this weekend with a fine smattering of winey... you could sip and nibble whilst enjoying the Blind Date with Priscilla White Hawk.

Hey Muffboxer, me and our lass got some Hot & Spicy Pringlers the other day in your memory... they were necter to the bees.

Later doods.

Klumpy, Throw Me a Bone is Huntsy's nickname for Leave Me Alone. When he used it earlier I had to ask him which one it was.

Huntsy, it's just hard to listen to music on my computer at work when there are other people around. I had intended to come in over the weekend and listen to it more, but I didn't live up to my intentions. I will say this, however: when I went home on Friday it was playing in my head.

I didn't realize you had crowned Leave Me A Loan Number 1; I thought it was just in the actual top five for you.

Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Well, I know for sure 'Like A Doberman' is our best song. It was so early done (4 or 5 years ago...) and my project is still ongoing.But it's definitely our NO song, that was the point in the 1st place, when Huntsy and myself talked about exchanging songs.O, and by the way, I like your voice, Huntsy, quite surprising in regards to your board persona.

Care to expand on that Buster? - what the hecky mick and tom does that mean to us all? - do you think I should have sounded like a big fat man with a beard because I'm a complete looney tunes? (a bit like Kenny the boy Rogers)

Well, Hunsty, I think it's mainly because of that you put in most of your posts.

You know, you end up imagining some kind of a huge low voice...

Patro, its good to see you never lived up to your own intentions, or expectations... it probably means in a war situation you would dive inside a rabbit hole and never surface until all the enemies had been taken care off by the killer ants.

Throwing Me a Wishbone is so beautiful and melodic it sends me into snupperware land... the build up of guitars alongside Bernards naked voice makes me want to clean my hands and run them through carefully manicured hair. It just pips Procession which was my long standing fave based on the fact that it meant something to me in the long lost past.

People have stated my songs stay around for a while - friends of mine who I haven't seen for a few years always quote my lyrics to me down the dog and bone and I was at a party the other day and the fuckers made me sing this one bit in a song called 'Document of a Dying Angel' to applause. They were only taking the piss but I enjoyed it anyway. Obviously I was hammered.

Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Well, Hunsty, I think it's mainly because of that you put in most of your posts.You know, you end up imagining some kind of a huge low voice...

Hello Buster, I picked that smiley after Marco the man Pleil used to always use the laughing one after his posts. I thought, that's a good idea I might find one I like. So anyway, I looked and their all poo. So I thought, I'll pick this because he looks a bit like a crisp... then after a few weeks I noticed he was smooking a cheroot which I thought was quite good, then, I noticed he had a chin beard which I'm still undecided over. Maybe he's a deep thinker who loves the smell of napam of an evening.

The real question is Klumpy.. what would be your signature smile fella?

I don't know, Huntsy. I couldn't find any smilies that could suit me...

Maybe that one :

Yes, Huntsy, my intentions are often better than my executions. But since I'm only 12 I'm not likely to be drafted to go to Afghanistan.

You aren't seriously telling me that is NOT Kathleen Turner? I've just listened to it again and it sounds just like her. She probably made you promise to deny it as one of the conditions for her participation.

Listening to Throwing Bones numerous times over the weekend was almost guaranteed to be tear-inducing. "For the last few days, leave me alone" seem to me the emotionally most pure lyrics in all of NO.

Originally posted by Huntsman Muffy you flatter me greatly. I genuinely haven't got a friggin clue what 128 bitrate means. Remember the last time I was recording music via a computer system was prior to 1995 and am just re-entering the domain... I would never pretend becase in the end, your always found out... especially by one such as yourself who seems to live in my eye... it was only last year I stood in Williams Music shop arguing with a little teenage upstart that 'look pal, there's no bastard way your shitty computer is playing MIDI notes AND audio data!!! - so piss off and grow a beard you little bastard' - oh dear, how embarrassed was I a week later after I bought Sound on Sound and realised I was, basically, an old fogey who had been left in the dirt for several years.Hey cat face, no charge for replicating the Huntsman's material - I'll send you a CD of my greatest teats if your into it... what the fucking hells Galaxy Galaxian anyway?.. is it Napster II - the return?I might post you a blob of vegetarian cheese to enjoy this weekend with a fine smattering of winey... you could sip and nibble whilst enjoying the Blind Date with Priscilla White Hawk.Hey Muffboxer, me and our lass got some Hot & Spicy Pringlers the other day in your memory... they were necter to the bees.Later doods.

Snail mail me then toots for me addy, and i'll look forward to handling your great mammaries soon!

Originally posted by Patrick Yes, Huntsy, my intentions are often better than my executions. But since I'm only 12 I'm not likely to be drafted to go to Afghanistan.You aren't seriously telling me that is NOT Kathleen Turner? I've just listened to it again and it sounds just like her. She probably made you promise to deny it as one of the conditions for her participation.Listening to Throwing Bones numerous times over the weekend was almost guaranteed to be tear-inducing. "For the last few days, leave me alone" seem to me the emotionally most pure lyrics in all of NO.

I agree again... however, personally, I've now upped Turn My Feet somewhere near this sentiment.

Definately not KT on SF P man... try Kirstie Alley off Prince's Gold album. I didn't know it was her until a few years after and I felt a bit gutted as she's a bit common or garden. That said, I do think that in her prime she could entice me into a situation which she'd most probably regret.

Muffin the Mule... I'll get onto my snail mail facility post haste and we'll craft a dastardly deal that will make eggs in the basket seem like water off a ducks back.

Buster, that signature smiley surely doesn't show off your charm? - what about this one... :)

oh well, that's how I see you anyway.

Maybe you could use this one... :dead:

Maybe the choice just isn't big enough to represent you properly.

... what about this bastard... :headoff:

I'm afraid so, Huntsy.

As the smiley I picked is called 'skeptical', I think it suits me at least a little.

Or this one maybe :

Erm... Maybe that's why I prefer simple signatures with words. I mean, you can express so much more...

You know, I can't play an instrument and I don't know the notes, so...

What a moment of pure joy it was when, a few months ago, the bass intro to 'Leave me at home' came up under my fingers on my guitar...

Same thing a few years ago with 'As it is when it was'...

Funny that Buster.. I pegged you with the Karate kid one as well. Like you say, some things are better left un-pictured - nothing can do you justice. Shit idea of mine anyway... you should never listen to me BK, I'm usually always right or wrong.

(I'm glad I've got the hat though)

Originally posted by Huntsman Buster, that signature smiley surely doesn't show off your charm? - what about this one... :)

oh well, that's how I see you anyway.

Maybe you could use this one... :dead:

Oh sweet Jesus! I think i've cracked another rib!

'you should never listen to me BK, I'm usually always right or wrong.'

Man, I love that one, it could be a nice signature... :)