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My favourite dream involved Sharon from Eastenders - with Grant and Phil trying to kick the door down:lol: That was a good few years ago though - Today I mostly dream about New Order announcing a massive UK tour;)

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Lying get - it was little Mo, go on, admit it !! :)

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Oi what's wrong with Little Mo - she's kind o sexy in a gumsy turd kinda way:lol:

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Originally posted by Shug Oi what's wrong with Little Mo - she's kind o sexy in a gumsy turd kinda way:lol:

What's wrong with Little Mo ? How long have we got ?

I shall be dreaming of Liv tonight, I've just decided.

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Good idea - that's 2 of us then:lol:

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Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men... Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Liv Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)Liv:angel:

Helloooooooooooooo! I'm Muffy, tell me you can touch your toes and i'm all yours!

:smoking:

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Originally posted by Liv Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)Liv:angel:

:clap: :love: :clap: Right I'm away to the bog - back in a min;)

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Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Liv> Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...> Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)> > Liv> :angel:

Helloooooooooooooo! I'm Muffy, tell me you can touch your toes and i'm all yours!

:smoking:

Muffy

I can touch my toes

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...> Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)> > Liv> :angel:

:clap: :love: :clap: Right I'm away to the bog - back in a min;)

Shug! *feigns shock* Im appalled and me being a teacher and all... lol

Liv :angel:

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Liv if only you were a nurse - and supported Celtic:lol:

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I used to be a teacher.....and an Everton supporter...... :wink:

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Originally posted by Shug Liv if only you were a nurse - and supported Celtic:lol:

Why a nurse?

Liv :angel:

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Birds in uniform Liv, Birds in uniform:lol:

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Originally posted by Shug Birds in uniform Liv, Birds in uniform:lol:

You dirty boy... Its the same as me though with firemen... *sigh*

Liv :angel:

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So what is it with firemen then ? The yellow helmets ? The sliding down the pole ?

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or how's about "Oh what a big hose you have" :lol: It's the same every time there's a fire drill in our place:nonono:

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Lads lads lads.... Its just the idea of being rescued by a big strapping lad...*sigh*...so if any of you fancy giving me a firemans lift, you know what im looking for....

Liv :angel:

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Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?:lol: As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu:lol: - Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute:nonono: :lol: :evil:

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Originally posted by Shug Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?:lol:As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu:lol: - Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute:nonono: :lol: :evil:

Hehe :D 6 foot 1, 14 stones, Pearcesque thighs......

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Shug Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Socrates > Originally posted by Shug> Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?:lol:> As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu:lol: - Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute:nonono: :lol: :evil:

Hehe :D 6 foot 1, 14 stones, Pearcesque thighs......

Pearcesque?!? Blimey can you crack walnuts with your thighs then?

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Liv ShugAww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.Liv:angel:

Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)

Timbo 14 stones? I'd say at least 16 mate:lol:

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> Shug> Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > Liv> :angel:

Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)

your wish is my command....lol

Liv :angel:

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Nope, weighed meself yesterday. 14 st 4 lbs. Put on 2lbs over Christmas. Not that this is a personal CV site, but I have the biggest thighs you would ever see on a bloke !! :)

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Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > Shug> > Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > > > Liv> > :angel:>

Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)

your wish is my command....lol

Liv :angel:

Tell you what Liv - see the next New Order concert over here;) Let's just say I'll get a shower that day - and I may even consider changing me pants:lol: ;)

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Originally posted by Socrates Nope, weighed meself yesterday. 14 st 4 lbs. Put on 2lbs over Christmas. Not that this is a personal CV site, but I have the biggest thighs you would ever see on a bloke !! :)

I know this is a funny thing to say, but how the hell do you manage to get trousers? My ex-fiance played rugby league and we couldnt get him trousers to fit for love nor money! He ended up buying ones with a huge waist and wearing a belt. he was actually rather slim, just "beefy" if you know what i mean....

Liv :angel:

Jesus, this is a odd thread...

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Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though:lol: Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on:lol: neworder neworder neworder neworder

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > Shug> > > Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > > > > > Liv> > > :angel:> > >

Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)

your wish is my command....lol

Liv :angel:

Tell you what Liv - see the next New Order concert over here;) Let's just say I'll get a shower that day - and I may even consider changing me pants:lol: ;)

*whooping in barney-esque stylee* Jeez, it must be my lucky day..... is it Christmas? ;)

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Shug Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though:lol: Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on:lol:neworder neworder neworder neworder

Well, its certainly kept me amused this evening.. this and the bottle of vino i have consumed... :)

Liv :angel:

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