My favourite dream involved Sharon from Eastenders - with Grant and Phil trying to kick the door down
That was a good few years ago though - Today I mostly dream about New Order announcing a massive UK tour;)
Did you ever dream of NO at night ?
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Originally posted by Shug Oi what's wrong with Little Mo - she's kind o sexy in a gumsy turd kinda way
What's wrong with Little Mo ? How long have we got ?
I shall be dreaming of Liv tonight, I've just decided.
Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men... Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)
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Originally posted by Liv Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)Liv
Helloooooooooooooo! I'm Muffy, tell me you can touch your toes and i'm all yours!
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Originally posted by Liv Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)Liv
Right I'm away to the bog - back in a min;)
Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Liv> Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...> Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)> > Liv>
Helloooooooooooooo! I'm Muffy, tell me you can touch your toes and i'm all yours!
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Muffy
I can touch my toes
Liv
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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> Aww bless ya, you lovely lovely men...> Hope they are sweet dreams... perhaps this is the right time to tell you I used to be a gymnast and can still do the splits...;)> > Liv>
Right I'm away to the bog - back in a min;)
Shug! *feigns shock* Im appalled and me being a teacher and all... lol
Liv
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Originally posted by Shug Liv if only you were a nurse - and supported Celtic
Why a nurse?
Liv
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Originally posted by Shug Birds in uniform Liv, Birds in uniform
You dirty boy... Its the same as me though with firemen... *sigh*
Liv
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or how's about "Oh what a big hose you have"
It's the same every time there's a fire drill in our place![]()
Lads lads lads.... Its just the idea of being rescued by a big strapping lad...*sigh*...so if any of you fancy giving me a firemans lift, you know what im looking for....
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Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?
As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu
- Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute
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Originally posted by Shug Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?
As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu
- Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute
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Hehe :D 6 foot 1, 14 stones, Pearcesque thighs......
Originally posted by Socrates > Originally posted by Shug> Liv darling - Where would I find a firemans lift?
> As fer a big strapping lad - you've got a better chance with Mr.J - I'm only 5f7 and as light as a ballet dancers tutu
- Talking of Ballet Dancers Tutu's - I'll be back in a minute
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Hehe :D 6 foot 1, 14 stones, Pearcesque thighs......
Pearcesque?!? Blimey can you crack walnuts with your thighs then?
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Originally posted by Liv ShugAww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.Liv
Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)
Timbo 14 stones? I'd say at least 16 mate![]()
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> Shug> Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > Liv>
Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)
your wish is my command....lol
Liv
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Nope, weighed meself yesterday. 14 st 4 lbs. Put on 2lbs over Christmas. Not that this is a personal CV site, but I have the biggest thighs you would ever see on a bloke !! :)
Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > Shug> > Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > > > Liv> >
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Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)
your wish is my command....lol
Liv
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Tell you what Liv - see the next New Order concert over here;) Let's just say I'll get a shower that day - and I may even consider changing me pants
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Originally posted by Socrates Nope, weighed meself yesterday. 14 st 4 lbs. Put on 2lbs over Christmas. Not that this is a personal CV site, but I have the biggest thighs you would ever see on a bloke !! :)
I know this is a funny thing to say, but how the hell do you manage to get trousers? My ex-fiance played rugby league and we couldnt get him trousers to fit for love nor money! He ended up buying ones with a huge waist and wearing a belt. he was actually rather slim, just "beefy" if you know what i mean....
Liv
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Jesus, this is a odd thread...
Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though
Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on
neworder neworder neworder neworder
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > Shug> > > Aww, i could probably eat you for breakfast.> > > > > > Liv> > >
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Let's just say that's my favourite wake up call;)
your wish is my command....lol
Liv
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Tell you what Liv - see the next New Order concert over here;) Let's just say I'll get a shower that day - and I may even consider changing me pants
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*whooping in barney-esque stylee* Jeez, it must be my lucky day..... is it Christmas? ;)
Liv
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Originally posted by Shug Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though
Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on
neworder neworder neworder neworder
Well, its certainly kept me amused this evening.. this and the bottle of vino i have consumed... :)
Liv
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