Did you ever dream of NO at night ?

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Socrates > Nope, weighed meself yesterday. 14 st 4 lbs. Put on 2lbs over Christmas. Not that this is a personal CV site, but I have the biggest thighs you would ever see on a bloke !! :)

I know this is a funny thing to say, but how the hell do you manage to get trousers? My ex-fiance played rugby league and we couldnt get him trousers to fit for love nor money! He ended up buying ones with a huge waist and wearing a belt. he was actually rather slim, just "beefy" if you know what i mean....

Liv

Jesus, this is a odd thread...

That's what I do, though I did devise a clever way of economising on the belt issue by taking to the Guinness for a while. Roaring success as well, though it became a bit passe after a while :)

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on> neworder neworder neworder neworder

Well, its certainly kept me amused this evening.. this and the bottle of vino i have consumed... :)

Liv

How I would love some alcohol....but it doesn't go with antibiotics :(

Originally posted by Socrates That's what I do, though I did devise a clever way of economising on the belt issue by taking to the Guinness for a while. Roaring success as well, though it became a bit passe after a while :)

Ha ha ha, the things we do to save money... lol Liv

Originally posted by Socrates > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on> > neworder neworder neworder neworder>

Well, its certainly kept me amused this evening.. this and the bottle of vino i have consumed... :)

Liv

How I would love some alcohol....but it doesn't go with antibiotics :(

Eww, antibiotics over Xmas, now thats a fucking shitter...

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Socrates > > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > > > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > Certainly is an odd thread - it'll keep people amused though Espescially new-comers, they'll be wondering what the fuck is going on> > > neworder neworder neworder neworder> > >

Well, its certainly kept me amused this evening.. this and the bottle of vino i have consumed... :)

Liv

How I would love some alcohol....but it doesn't go with antibiotics :(

Eww, antibiotics over Xmas, now thats a fucking shitter...

Liv

Call me prim and proper, but "fucking shitter" has never appealed to me !!

500 up !!! Get in !!!!! (Pulls off helmet and waves bat in air to acknowledge the crowd)

Jesus my head hurts...

*reaches for plink plink science*

Liv

Originally posted by Liv Jesus my head hurts...*reaches for plink plink science*Liv

And what were you up to last night then duck ?

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > Jesus my head hurts...> > > > *reaches for plink plink science*> > > > Liv> > > > >

And what were you up to last night then duck ?

Quack , Quack OOOps - Is that what ye were getting at Nige?

Strangely enough I did actually dream about New Order last night. I was onstage singing Sister Ray as an encore with them, doing my best Curtis dance impression. Fuck knows why !

Not in the slightest sir. I was on antibiotics last night, and off my head to the extent that I have no recall of any improprietous conduct at any stage.

I think the three of us should be kept away from this board late at night. did you notice just how many threads we trashed... lol

Liv

Originally posted by Liv I think the three of us should be kept away from this board late at night. did you notice just how many threads we trashed... lolLiv

And that was without alcohol (on my part anyway !) Well, you didn't appear to be on ICQ....

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen > Originally posted by Liv> I think the three of us should be kept away from this board late at night. did you notice just how many threads we trashed... lol> > Liv>

And that was without alcohol (on my part anyway !) Well, you didn't appear to be on ICQ....

ICQ always messes up my puter so i usually avoid it. IM always on Yahoo (Tallulah_2kuk) and AOL instant messenger (livtattum) so try and catch me on there...that goes for any of you...

Liv P.S. Shug...did you get that invite for Yahoo messenger? I sent it last week...

Shug, check your email in a sec...i'll sen you the download info again, if you sort it out the was can all have a proper natter :)

Liv

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> Not in the slightest sir. I was on antibiotics last night, and off my head to the extent that I have no recall of any improprietous conduct at any stage.

Denial? Liar

Sadly the threads prove otherwise :(

Liv's crashed while using ICQ. She'll be back later she says.

I'm getting worried now, had another New Order-related dream last night. Wasn't playing Sister Ray on stage with them this time though. This was worse. I was in a studio in a shitty little flat town in East Germany trying to do strange and perverted things with a tape to get Barney to not sound quite so out of tune. Then there was a flash of light, and an Angel came down from Solsbury Hill and suggested we decamp to Real World Studios instead, where we cut a mix of a new song called Sloe Gin. Fuckin' rocks, I can tell you. I can't get enough of this, gonna try that Olbas Oil again t'nite :)

Oh, I'm sure NO slips into my dreams from time to time, seeing as they're one of my absolute all time faves, but I'll be damned if I can recall any particular dream at this time. Usually when I wake up, my attitude is "what freakin' day is this, and am I gonna be late for work?"

i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played...

Originally posted by ERIC BERTON i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played...

Hey... There's new smilies !!!

Originally posted by ERIC BERTON i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played...

Half a bee, philosophically Must ipso facto half not be.... singing... lah de da lah de de Eric the half a bee A B C D E F G Eric the half a bee

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen > Originally posted by ERIC BERTON> i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... > So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played... > > > >

Half a bee, philosophically Must ipso facto half not be.... singing... lah de da lah de de Eric the half a bee A B C D E F G Eric the half a bee

Are you looking for a license, then?

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > Originally posted by ERIC BERTON> > i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... > > So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played... > > > > > > > > >

Half a bee, philosophically Must ipso facto half not be.... singing... lah de da lah de de Eric the half a bee A B C D E F G Eric the half a bee

Are you looking for a license, then?

Nope, but I heard a tale that Sir Gerald de Bardeau had a pet flounder called Tristan !!

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen > Originally posted by Green > > > > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > > > > Originally posted by ERIC BERTON> > > i dream of New Order Many times during many years but the last dream is recent, before the Olympia venue. it was the first time that i see them in live and i was during several weeks very disappointed... > > > So , my dream was also very bizarre. i was in a gig of New Order where there was no more than two hundred persons. the concert didn't begin and Barney came to me and asked me if i could replace Gillian during the concert. I don't know play guitar or any instruments. I was afraid but i played... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Half a bee, philosophically Must ipso facto half not be.... singing... lah de da lah de de Eric the half a bee A B C D E F G Eric the half a bee

Are you looking for a license, then?

Nope, but I heard a tale that Sir Gerald de Bardeau had a pet flounder called Tristan !!

Thanks a lot for the laugh this morning, Nigel/Tim! I suppose he picked that one out cause the others were too flat!

Thanks a lot for the laugh this morning, Nigel/Tim! I suppose he picked that one out cause the others were too flat!

And you tell the kids that today and they wouldn't believe you ! Can't beat the old ones......