Kylie

Why does everyone think she's so fit. Isn't she just an ageing anorexic bint who's too old to be showing her arse off at every opportunity? And her lips are way too big for her face.

Well, she's showing her arse at every opportunity...

Bitches!surely this a whopping case of double standards and sexism to boot. Miss Minogue has given me countless hours of pleasure(esp circa 1990) and always comes across as charming and witty in interviews.I'm sure she would prefer to have a successful relationship and become a mother but in the meantime providing entertainment for the masses with her most successful period to date will suffice.

It's not sexism. if Barney started bearing his arse I'd criticise that as well. Surely saying 'she'd prefer to become a mother' is a far more sexist comment? As if thats a birds only goal in life...

Look people... sod Kylie, Danni's the one with the looks... and the hooters!!!

I was in Asbake the other day and noticed the D gracing a lad-mag. If I wasn't such an awld bastard I would have put that in me trolley for later use.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs It's not sexism. if Barney started bearing his arse I'd criticise that as well. Surely saying 'she'd prefer to become a mother' is a far more sexist comment? As if thats a birds only goal in life...

Well obviously if it was a generalisation you would have a point,but it wasn't.And I pity the fool who thinks women should keep there arses out of public view,apart from the ones that resemble homes for lumpy things obviously.

Originally posted by HANK WISEASS© > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> It's not sexism. if Barney started bearing his arse I'd criticise that as well. Surely saying 'she'd prefer to become a mother' is a far more sexist comment? As if thats a birds only goal in life...

Well obviously if it was a generalisation you would have a point,but it wasn't.And I pity the fool who thinks women should keep there arses out of public view,apart from the ones that resemble homes for lumpy things obviously.

It's not that she shows her arse which is the problem. its the fact that every video/performance etc she has to get it out. She needs a new gimmick.

You are amusing,I mean you are slightly amusing.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by HANK WISEASS©> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > It's not sexism. if Barney started bearing his arse I'd criticise that as well. Surely saying 'she'd prefer to become a mother' is a far more sexist comment? As if thats a birds only goal in life...>

Well obviously if it was a generalisation you would have a point,but it wasn't.And I pity the fool who thinks women should keep there arses out of public view,apart from the ones that resemble homes for lumpy things obviously.

It's not that she shows her arse which is the problem. its the fact that every video/performance etc she has to get it out. She needs a new gimmick.

Hey,did you edit this? the post I replied to only had you signature change, which was more amusing.

Listen you bickering cat dogs... who agrees with me that Jelly Halibake looks more like a small boy than a buxom beauty circa the Spice Racks? - what the heck possessed her to reduce the size of her mamalites in favour of spindle legs and two cup cakes for a brazier?

I did reedit coz I fucked it up originally. the signature change was with this topic in mind though

Originally posted by Huntsman Listen you bickering cat dogs... who agrees with me that Jelly Halibake looks more like a small boy than a buxom beauty circa the Spice Racks? - what the heck possessed her to reduce the size of her mamalites in favour of spindle legs and two cup cakes for a brazier?

Geri has a 40 year olds head on a 10 year old boys body. I don't know how anyone could find her sexy now to be honest.

Originally posted by Huntsman Listen you bickering cat dogs... who agrees with me that Jelly Halibake looks more like a small boy than a buxom beauty circa the Spice Racks? - what the heck possessed her to reduce the size of her mamalites in favour of spindle legs and two cup cakes for a brazier?

I think she's scary and pathetic.

And she's an atrocious example to give to young girls.

Well Briggsy, having just taken a peek-a-boo at your profile I don't think you're in any position to be choosy about the birdies! Are you seriously saying that if the little minx turned up at your door with that 'please give me some roly poly' look on her sweet little face you'd refuse her?? If the answer to that question is yes the poo-poo from your incontinence pants must have found it's way into your brain! Just for the record, she would get a piece at my door any day! And she can bring Dani too if she wants!

Originally posted by Huntsman Listen you bickering cat dogs... who agrees with me that Jelly Halibake looks more like a small boy than a buxom beauty circa the Spice Racks? - what the heck possessed her to reduce the size of her mamalites in favour of spindle legs and two cup cakes for a brazier?

She looks to me like she smells.I used to be able to smell her scent, now I can't see her.I'm glad I can't hear her!

Originally posted by Muffy Well Briggsy, having just taken a peek-a-boo at your profile I don't think you're in any position to be choosy about the birdies! Are you seriously saying that if the little minx turned up at your door with that 'please give me some roly poly' look on her sweet little face you'd refuse her??

I never said that Muffy! Though I would prefer it to be that Rachel bird out of S Club

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Muffy> Well Briggsy, having just taken a peek-a-boo at your profile I don't think you're in any position to be choosy about the birdies! Are you seriously saying that if the little minx turned up at your door with that 'please give me some roly poly' look on her sweet little face you'd refuse her??

I never said that Muffy! Though I would prefer it to be that Rachel bird out of S Club

Now your talking sense. She is one tasty peachy pie, but i'm not sure I could bring myself to climb over the Kylie nymph to get to her! OK, maybe I could!

Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Huntsman > Look people... sod Kylie, Danni's the one with the looks... and the hooters!!!> >

Indeed, Danni defo got all the [ahem] looks in that family. Looks filthy.And she's 2 inches taller than her diminuitive sibling. Still a dwarf, mind.

Didn't she pay someone to anaesthatize her, slice open her skin and insert a couple of foreign bodies inside her so as to give the appearance of larger breasts.

Meanwhile the sister with the talent is keeping it real.

'Looks Filthy'- spot on description of Danni

Allen-have you been to Rushden +Diamonds ground? It's in the middle of nowhere. It's a ground next to a tiny village. Really shit.

Originally posted by Huntsman Look people... sod Kylie, Danni's the one with the looks... and the hooters!!!

I'm sorry but I won't hear a word against Kylie. The Antipodean pop minx has been a constant source of joy over the years. Apparently she sings as well.

With regards to the age-old Kylie vs Danni argument that has divided men for the best part of a decade now, I have always been firmly in the Kylie camp. Better looking, more class, more talent, less desperation and a glint in her eye that belies her 'nice' public image.

Mind you, that's not to say if Danni came calling...........

Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> 'Looks Filthy'- spot on description of Danni> > Allen-have you been to Rushden +Diamonds ground? It's in the middle of nowhere. It's a ground next to a tiny village. Really shit.

No, we've got them in December. I didn't know they had a footie team till last season and certainly didn't know they consider us as local [chuckle] rivals. Still not used to the bottom flight yet. I've chucked a small fortune on us in the cup tonight, only to find out JK's resting our entire first team squad. Boe-lax. We still don't appear to have nicked Greenacre yet. Watch. This. Space.

After Saturday (CG was injured) I think it's even more vital that we keep hold of Greenacre. How a team can create so many chances and only score 1 I'll never know. Should be a good game Saturday I reckon

Originally posted by Seb Briggs 'Looks Filthy'- spot on description of DanniAllen-have you been to Rushden +Diamonds ground? It's in the middle of nowhere. It's a ground next to a tiny village. Really shit.

We've got 'em in the FA Cup 1st Round (at home though, so we won't hav eto go there). Wankers to a man.

The great K v D debate is easy........

Danni for the back door, Kylie for the front

Danni for the back door, Kylie for the front this is very much a lads thread isnt it?

It is VG, but you must be able to appreciate how fcuking annoying Kylie is?

seb, i quite like old kylie, she certainly more tolerable than christina aguilera, mariah"botched boobs" carey, britney, and the rest of the pop starlets. although at the moment shes everywhere isnt she? i find her sex appeal a bit worrying sometimes though, shes really pretty but her body doesnt seem to have developed beyond the early stages of puberty...