Will someone please come up with an interesting thread, I really need to slag something off! What about "WHY WE HATE ERASURE" GO......
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Originally posted by The Keeper Of The Major Key I hate erasure 'cos they used to be half decent and are now wank.
half decent? surely yer taking the piss
Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Have you seen Elton Spendalots new tv ad 4 the post office
Yeah, what a total wanker, probably getting paid 2 or 3 hundred grand, no doubt the tosser'll spend it on f'ing flowers..... 
ELTON JOHN
ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS A C*** AS WELL. WILL SOME ONE STRAP HIM DOWN TO A CHAIR AND JUST FUCKING BLOW TORCH HIM TO A CINDER PLEASE - STARTING FROM HIS BOLLOCKS AND WORKING UPWARDS??
NOW............WHO ELSE SHOULD GO THIS WAY???
Originally posted by Martin Gray ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS A C*** AS WELL. WILL SOME ONE STRAP HIM DOWN TO A CHAIR AND JUSTFUCKING BLOW TORCH HIM TO A CINDER PLEASE - STARTING FROM HIS BOLLOCKS AND WORKING UPWARDS??NOW............WHO ELSE SHOULD GO THIS WAY???
MICHAEL FUCKING BOLTON, THE FAT BLONDE GUY THAT WROTE ALL THE SONGS FOR TAKE THAT, OSAMA BIN BAG, MAGGIE THATCH, PHIL COLLINS, THE GUY THAT GOES OUT WITH BRITNEY SPEARS, ROXETTE, ALLY McCOIST, THE WHOLE CREW OF HI-DI-HI, THIS LITTLE TWAT THAT LIVES JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM ME, WHO CONSTANTLY BLARES FUCKING NIRVANA OUT OF HIS BEDROOM WINDOW, POSTMEN WHO DELIBERATELY WAKE YOU UP IN THE MORNING, BEES AND WASPS, RICHARD AND JUDY, ERASURE, ERASURE AND DEPISH MODE, PEOPLE WHO CRASH INTO YOU AT SUPERMARKETS, WOMEN DRIVERS, SHEEP WHO REFUSE YOUR SEXUAL ADVANCES, BLOW UP DOLLS WITH HOLES WHERE THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOLES, PRICKS IN YOUR OFFICE AT WORK WHO ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPY AND DELIVER SHIT JOKES AND PUNS ALL DAY, ATOMIC KITTEN, EMINEM, TORIES, BUS CONDUCTORS, TRAFFIC WARDENS, SIMPLY RED, MIKE FROM THE YOUNG ONES, THE CAST OF SEX AND THE CITY, PEOPLE WHO WATCH COUNTDOWN, BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER, THE GUY WHO SUNG MAMBO NO 5, CHESNEY HAWKES, NIGEL SHORT, PEOPLE WHO THINK NIRVAVA ARE GOOD..GOD I COULD GO ON ALL NIGHT!
............................. ............................. ........but otherwise, yes every last one of em
oh theres so many more, although many of the worst offenders have already been named. if were talking ritual slaughter i reckon room could be made for puff daddy, jack nicholson(enough is enough you old fart), liz hurley, bono, michael jackson, westlife, sting, michael ball, andrew lloyd weber, shane ritchie,tom jones, the stereophonics, oliver stone, judge jules, dale winton, matthew kelly, christina aguilera, lily savage and dj otzi.
If you're a bit bored and pissed off, and want to get yer anger out.....Go to the thread for Room 101
And don't forget Paul "Down The Pan" Gascoigne either - the fat incontinent alcohloic wife battering baby-jawed twat.
Have any of you all noticed that...ooooops, nearly dropped my rizla into my coffee there....sorry...where was I? Have any of you not noticed that there is a newish Thread titled Room 101 where all of this gubbins would feel perfectly at home as well! Send them in to there!! LET'S KEEP RANTING --- AS OLE PINEAPPLE BONCE JOHNNY LYDON SED; "AAAN-GERR IZZ AN ENN-ER-JEE!!"
Originally posted by velocity girl .......the stereophonics.......
Yeah - how about torching that fucking Kelly Jones's bastard shagpile eyebrows, and then laugh as his whole pathetic earnest wannabe-springsteen-muso career goes up in flames. What a joy that would be to behold: KJ on a podium with his fucking eyebrows well and truly aflame
- it could be a great tourist attraction: a living flame torch made from a sad old wrinkly-before-his-age tosspot excuse for a rock star.
