ROOM 101

Barney's camouflage fleece (recently spotted on Later With Jools Holland). I mean, come on, what was that all about!! Was he trying to camouflage his middle-aged spread or was he trying to sweat it off? Whatever happened to the skinny Bundeswear vests and cub scout shorts?? Okay, maybe they are best forgotten - but remember, image also sells CDs. Come on Barney - you're beginning to look like me! (Ha! He should be so lucky) :)

ok:

1. uk garage. (i have very strong feelings against this)
2. robbie williams. (just cos he's a complete twat. something to make you laugh: he was voted 6th most influential musician of the last millennium by hmv customers)
3. flying insects. (when people say "they're more scared of you than you are of them" that is such a load of bollocks. they are the servants of satan)
4. bus companies particularly travel west midlands. (they have a sadistic desire to make you late for everything, and cause you severe emotional torment by making you wait for an hour in the freezing cold and pouring rain for a bus which supposedly comes every few minutes)
5. dolls. (they are actually evil. i have never found anything remotely appealing about them even when i was ickle.)

this post is really long. i bet no one actually reads it till the end - and after i poured my heart and soul into it, sniff sniff...

Originally posted by Sarah Middle ok:1. uk garage. (i have very strong feelings against this)2. robbie williams. (just cos he's a complete twat. something to make you laugh: he was voted 6th most influential musician of the last millennium by hmv customers)3. flying insects. (when people say "they're more scared of you than you are of them" that is such a load of bollocks. they are the servants of satan)4. bus companies particularly travel west midlands. (they have a sadistic desire to make you late for everything, and cause you severe emotional torment by making you wait for an hour in the freezing cold and pouring rain for a bus which supposedly comes every few minutes)5. dolls. (they are actually evil. i have never found anything remotely appealing about them even when i was ickle.)this post is really long. i bet no one actually reads it till the end - and after i poured my heart and soul into it, sniff sniff...

Sarah honey, I too LOATHE insects, especially flies. I agree with you 100%, they ARE Satans servants!

Room 101? Five worst things?

Oh my god, my list is as long as 100 arms.

How long have you got?

Well here's a tiny little taster then:

1. Crap euro trance/hard house shite and the fact that it never seems to go away.
2. Charity Records for Comic Relief especially
3. Radio 1 (much of it)
4. The Best....Ever compilations - if they're the best...ever...then why has the fucking "Dance" titles now gone into triple figures as regards its followups? Fuck off the whole lot of yer.
5. Teenagers in Britain (the shite ones, they know who they are
6. The public transport in Britain
7. Guy Fawkes Night
8. Crap docusoaps and shite reality TV programmes completely saturating the schedules - who needs any more programmes glorifying the already unmittigating shiteness of British people anymore?
9. The public transport system inUK
10. The lack of a coherent policy on legallising soft drugs in UK
11. Too much hypocrisy related to issues connected with point 9.
12. The public transport system in UK
13. The UK tabloids and the cult of celebrity arselicking everywhere
14. Phil Collins/Sting/Eric Clapton/Paul Weller/ any other boring old past-it British rockristcratic hasbeen
15. :man:
16. 

Martin, please a roll a vv large spilff of northern lights and chill !!!!!!!!!

u forgot richarn n fuckin tits out judy

Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Martin, please a roll a vv large spilff of northern lights and chill !!!!!!!!!

Ha ha , little do you know man, I'm sitting here in an Amsterdam Coffee Shop at this very moment as I type this, so nyeeeeeeeeeaaaarrrr!!! :p

(bollocks to England! The future's Dutch! The future's Orange!!)

i'd picked that fact up in an earlier thread !!! ur rant on uk public transport

i nominate an unholy trinity of songs: 1.stairway to heaven-led zepellin (or any fucking version of it for that matter) 2.free bird - lynyard skynyard 3.hotel california - the eagles

does anyone have anything to say in their favour?.. i thought not. send them in.

you're definitely not a girl then, it appears.... :evil:

You all forgot that Southampton wank*r Craig David.

martin, explain that one will u?

The choice of records - they could only be popular with more males than females... it's not often a girl would come up with those titles at the drop of the hat...oh....I don't know man.....I'm sitting here posting this in a coffee-shop in Amsterdam and believe me, I'm nearly falling asleep cuz the atmosphere here is so chilled unlike in shitty old England..... :sleepy: ....I don't know man....it's all very confusing this lark....and the smoke curling round my temples isn't aiding my clarity of thought one iota!

By the way, once I get back to (fucking) England, I will start making preparations to sending you the mystery Factory record - so I guess we'll have to email each other to get the usual details first.....ok? (Have you read the updates on Teaser #2/and the Backwards posts yet?)

Originally posted by King of Nothing You all forgot that Southampton wank*r Craig David.

Did you know that, like Peter Andre before him, Craig David is rumoured to be a eunuch????!!!

The choice of records - they could only be popular with more males than females... it's not often a girl would come up with those titles at the drop of the hat...

tst tsk now u know u shouldnt make assumptions, dont u martin? even a girl could tell u those records are big piles of wank..

Isn't that smilie so cute? The way it waggles its little finger?!

In fact I like it so much, I'm going to type it again

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fuck - it's addictive this!!

Originally posted by Shug [bMarty, Marty, Marty You never cease to amaze me! I will BANISH everything except for No 2, Charity records are genuinely for a good cause, and if you can remember "THE STONK" from the early 90's I'm sure you would change your mind on this one

Come off it! Hale and Pace are C***s as well, so they should go in there too! "THE STINK" - more like!!

aw thanks shug i can now sleep peacefully knowing the five evils have been banished. btw i was including craig david in the uk garage thing - i can't stand the bastard either.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Martin Gray> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > [bMarty, Marty, Marty> > You never cease to amaze me! I will BANISH everything except for No 2, Charity records are genuinely for a good cause, and if you can remember "THE STONK" from the early 90's I'm sure you would change your mind on this one>

Come off it! Hale and Pace are C***s as well, so they should go in there too! "THE STINK" - more like!!

Come to think of it, I can't remember one funny sketch by them either BANISHED

YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by King of Nothing> You all forgot that Southampton wank*r Craig David. >

Excellent, I can't stand the tosser either BANISHED

Show me the Funnies on E4? Bloody hilarious...Bo Shealecta! LOL

Oh and BTW, hes a tosser, I actually crashed my car last year, wrote it off and ended up in hospital, because i was trying to get that smug faced little tosser off my radio....it was painful and expensive, but worth every fucking penny! Re-e-wind...my arse....

Liv