What are New Order doing at the moment?

Does anyone know what the band at up to at the moment - I see Hooky is DJing (??) but what about Barney and Steve - does anyone know?

One of 'ems doin the Atkins diet , ones doing as he is told and one is sleepin it off. Cant remember who is doin what,so just take a guess

After watching "This Old House" reruns, Barney is redoing his kitchen to suggest a more "American Southwest" flair.

Hooky can be found down at the pub, playing darts and generally losing.

Steve is busy heading up an effort to make Manchester "Morrissey-Proof"

And Gillian's looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq :p

Bernard, Steve and Peter are writing/recording new tracks for the next long player. Think they are half way through. They are up at Steve & Gillian's farmhouse, (complete with tank) in a little village up from Macclesfield. I bumped into Steve at 9:15am the other morning, he was passing the end of my road. I asked him the usual questions and it turned out he was getting some tea bags in for the guys!! Gillian was servicing B & P while he was out...

Originally posted by ShugZV© Tea Bags? New Order make a sober albumDread to think what Barney's lyrics are gonna be like;)

Come on Shug! They're all middle aged now! Soon be time for them all to go for afternoon naps.

Last I heard, the farm now has a shuffleboard room

probally loaded with magic mushrooms

Originally posted by fact 51 probally loaded with magic mushrooms

No, that's Metamucil you're thinking about

Where's a good :constipated" smilie when you need it?

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by fact 51> probally loaded with magic mushrooms

Where's a good :constipated" smilie when you need it?

Don't worry Trev, we know you're full of shit !

Originally posted by Marcus Germanicus Does anyone know what the band at up to at the moment - I see Hooky is DJing (??) but what about Barney and Steve - does anyone know?

Yeah - I believe the two of them are involved in overseeing production duties for a new teenage all-male tribute band put to gether by Simon Cowell called Boy Division

First single is a pumpin' hi-NRG cover of SubCulture done in the style of Take That.

;)

They are pooping!!

Without even looking, i knew this thread would be filled with pointless wastes of time. why can't people just answer the fucking question without trying to be funny. it's embarrasing to the whole "Community". same as the ridiculous, neverending Hidden track on Retro bullshit.

Please, try to be NORMAL. Keep stupid posts in the Off Topic forum so those of us who actually use this forum for New Order related news and information don't have to read all the childish BULLSHIT.

Thank you.

Originally posted by Biznotic Love Trapezoid Without even looking, i knew this thread would be filled with pointless wastes of time. why can't people just answer the fucking question without trying to be funny. it's embarrasing to the whole "Community". same as the ridiculous, neverending Hidden track on Retro bullshit. Please, try to be NORMAL. Keep stupid posts in the Off Topic forum so those of us who actually use this forum for New Order related news and information don't have to read all the childish BULLSHIT.Thank you.

My sentiments entirely. I was telling the truth, in case you wondered.

Originally posted by Biznotic Love Trapezoid Without even looking, i knew this thread would be filled with pointless wastes of time. why can't people just answer the fucking question without trying to be funny. it's embarrasing to the whole "Community". same as the ridiculous, neverending Hidden track on Retro bullshit. Please, try to be NORMAL. Keep stupid posts in the Off Topic forum so those of us who actually use this forum for New Order related news and information don't have to read all the childish BULLSHIT.Thank you.

Hey, with the same quesions repeated over and over and over again, we all have to be a little creative when breaking news to the newbie's that there is no news just yet. Without this "childish BULLSHIT", it would be bloody boring in here...Don't worry, once the new album comes out, we'll all have plenty of time to mull over the arrangements of Love Vigilantes (2004 Remix-Bonus Track #3)

I admit it can be daunting at first with the sort of answers to "newbie" questions that get thrown out. My first two questions were (surprise!) "When are New Order touring the US again?" and "Where's Gillian?" I seem to recall getting a bunch of lovely answers from a certain Tim and some others, and then didn't post another thing for about a year. I rather appreciate people jumping in like fresh young turks (apologies to any Turks out there). Still, if there is anyone responsible for BULLSHIT, I am to blame.

i have 2 "constipated" emos but i don't know how to post them

Originally posted by Biznotic Love Trapezoid Without even looking, i knew this thread would be filled with pointless wastes of time. why can't people just answer the fucking question without trying to be funny. it's embarrasing to the whole "Community". same as the ridiculous, neverending Hidden track on Retro bullshit. Please, try to be NORMAL. Keep stupid posts in the Off Topic forum so those of us who actually use this forum for New Order related news and information don't have to read all the childish BULLSHIT.Thank you.

God you make it all worth while. However, New Order related news can be found between Home and History, above the Dry 201 Message Pub. With your newfound ability to discern the contents of a thread without recourse to actualy opening it, the bullshit shouldn't trouble you again,as for childish, well fuck it, I got enough grown up things to do outside the virtual world. Also, I'm not that certain a fella with a moniker like biznotic can set the parameters of normal. P.S. If you've read this, you are actively seekin bullshit. Relax, wait for the new tunes;)

what are new order doing ???

with a bit of luck choosing some nice snug venues to air some new tunes and old classics.

p.s..i know the bloke who books for the leadmill;)

Duly noted, as stated before my favourite venue .

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope

Sure about that, or is this another bandwaggon-jump as it is "anti-Tim season round here, sponsored by twat of Recife and his poison e-mail" ?

Originally posted by KnownPleasures > Originally posted by His Holiness, The PopeIf thats the case then Tim I'll be behind the barricades with you. I'm good at holding peoples school blazers for them while they do all the fighting.

Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by Biznotic Love Trapezoid> Without even looking, i knew this thread would be filled with pointless wastes of time. why can't people just answer the fucking question without trying to be funny. it's embarrasing to the whole "Community". same as the ridiculous, neverending Hidden track on Retro bullshit. > > Please, try to be NORMAL. Keep stupid posts in the Off Topic forum so those of us who actually use this forum for New Order related news and information don't have to read all the childish BULLSHIT.> > Thank you.

God you make it all worth while. However, New Order related news can be found between Home and History, above the Dry 201 Message Pub. With your newfound ability to discern the contents of a thread without recourse to actualy opening it, the bullshit shouldn't trouble you again,as for childish, well fuck it, I got enough grown up things to do outside the virtual world. Also, I'm not that certain a fella with a moniker like biznotic can set the parameters of normal. P.S. If you've read this, you are actively seekin bullshit. Relax, wait for the new tunes;)

Reporting for Actively Seeking Bullshit Duty. Sir!

Glad to have onboard sir !