Where where you???When you first saw.....

Fatboy Slim's...'Praise You' video.I was at the mother-in-law's but that didn't spoil my enjoyment on what was a momentus occasion.

I F*****G HATE FATBOY SLIM. He's got NO talent whatsoever - just in pilfering other people's records and making massive irritatingly cheesy records (viz - Rockefeller Skank) just for empty-headed middle-class student wanker-types to get their rocks off to. Airhead shite in excelsis. PAH!! CACK!! :\puke:

Yup, Martins right. I fucking hate him, his shite Hawaii shirts, his irritating wife, his attempts at DJing and his dull '21st Century Jive Bunny' attempts at music

He's alright, gave ole Chris Walken's career a real shot in the arm....

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Yup, Martins right. I fucking hate him, his shite Hawaii shirts, his irritating wife, his attempts at DJing and his dull '21st Century Jive Bunny' attempts at music

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A musical revolution? Ha! More like a fart in a jam jar...........

Having a dump.

i once saw a mad old hippy busker type fella doing a song and dance routine to "get off my cloud" outside a shopping centre in oxford...one of the strangest things i`ve ever witnessed and MUCH funnier than the "praise you" video

Fatboy slim has no talent, And his music sucks to! He should get his ass kicked and shot on sight for the sheit he puts out!

Originally posted by velocity girl i once saw a mad old hippy busker type fella doing a song and dance routine to "get off my cloud" outside a shopping centre in oxford...one of the strangest things i`ve ever witnessed and MUCH funnier than the "praise you" video

Much funnier still and even more entertaining for your money would be the sight of Zoe Ball dressed in her housewife's pinafore drunkenly pushing her baldy crock DJ husband Cackboy around in a lurid pink wheelbarrow laden with bottles of champagne and both of them tumbling right off the end of Brighton Pier into a force 12 storm-tossed English Channel. On MTV. On heavy rotation. What a fantasy that would be.......... :evil:

nice one martin, the icing on the cake though, would be jamie oliver and his bint joing them..

Originally posted by velocity girl nice one martin, the icing on the cake though, would be jamie oliver and his bint joing them..

So I'm floating on my own in the ocean,adrift without a paddle am I? Good job I worked through the Slow Jam debate. Hey V.G., have you been watching Pump up the Volume? I just melted.

i did indeed hank, it was good stuff....and they played one of my favourite tracks too, "u can feel it"; it still sounds fucking tops as far as im concerned. most of the other stuff from that period, on trax, sounds appalling these days though, at least to those unfamiliar with the tinky old electronics.. oh and why was there absolutely no nod to electro? i know theyve already done a hip hop series, but electro was a fucking crucial forerunner to house. maybe they`ll give it some attention when and if they bother to make a mention of the detroit techno movement...

The music I can take or leave, but his loyalties when it comes to the beautiful game are beyond reproach. Not only do Skint Records sponsor Brighton and Hove Albion, but he's invested some of his own money into the club as well. He's come a long way (sorry) since the early nineties, when he used to stand near me in the North Stand. He was "between bands" at the time and writing music for computer games to get by!!

Felicity girlIf you had to choose between 'Your Love' and 'You Got The Love' could you? 99 times out 100 the original is best,but I'd rather pluck my nostril hair than choose between these two.

Felicity girlIf you had to choose between 'Your Love' and 'You Got The Love' could you? 99 times out 100 the original is best,but I'd rather pluck my nostril hair than choose between these two. ooh thats a difficult one, bit i think id have to pick "youve got the love". i like "your love", but theres something about the heavy breathing business that puts me off it....

Originally posted by velocity girl Felicity girlIf you had to choose between 'Your Love' and 'You Got The Love' could you? 99 times out 100 the original is best,but I'd rather pluck my nostril hair than choose between these two. ooh thats a difficult one, bit i think id have to pick "youve got the love". i like "your love", but theres something about the heavy breathing business that puts me off it....

I think I agree only for different reasons,'You Got The Love' reminds of the second most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, dancing in hotpants.Also I think it was easier for you to say as you probably don't have nostril hair.

I think I agree only for different reasons,'You Got The Love' reminds of the second most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, dancing in hotpants.Also I think it was easier for you to say as you probably don't have nostril hair.

unfortunately i think everyone has nostril hair, probably even said gorgeous girl. by the way did u talk to her or just admire from afar?

Originally posted by velocity girl I think I agree only for different reasons,'You Got The Love' reminds of the second most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, dancing in hotpants.Also I think it was easier for you to say as you probably don't have nostril hair.

unfortunately i think everyone has nostril hair, probably even said gorgeous girl. by the way did u talk to her or just admire from afar?

Something that has always bothered me about those two tunes is the ZZ Top breakdown. W.T.F. it is definitely them isn't it???? BTW now Dyson has invented the contra-rotar washing machine, I have a suitable analogy to describe how this girl made me feel.I did talk to her aswell. P.S. I muthafucken rock I'm just playing back the latest fucked up funked up version of 'Is My Hair Flame Retardent' I was inspired by D.J. Pierre last night.I think I'm on the verge of reinventing Acid House if only I could get that fucken Cubasis to work and edit this shit down to about 10 mins from it's current 60mins.