what nO song would you slit your wrist to.

obviously this is bollocks. but hey im bored.

"Doubts Even Here"

"Leave Me Alone" or maybe "Your Silent Face" (Piss off world!) ... "Run" always makes me feel sad.

the second half of Get Ready always makes me fear sorry that i lived to see another New Order album!

Don't you mean Joy Division song?

Isn't this one for our mate Greg Parkins, him with the unmotivated motivations?

Probably In a Lonely Place if limited to New Order, but if it were extended to Joy Division, I'd pick The Eternal.

And anyway, slitting one's wrists seems a very nasty way to go to me. If I were going to off myself, I'd prefer carbon monoxide in a car, or hanging at the most violent.

BLUE MONDAY

Probably "This Time of Night," if it has to be New Order. Older Smashing Pumpkins and most of the Cure's catalogue seem more appropriate.

"Regret" because that's what you will feel while doing it.

Thieves Like Us (cos it cuts your life like a broken knife). :D

good one :) well see joy division is too easy to name its practicly a given for that. new order would be a challenge :)

leave me alone or fine time cause i hate that song. elegia would be a good song as well.

Happily I'm not in a wrist slitting mood so, however if I were I would listen to Joy Division and the mood would pass. It's so cathartic, I would face down the demons. :)

Steve hague and Pupmp Panel remix extended edit of Shellshock.

Originally posted by #41 sorry...I can't think of anything that would make me want to slit my wrists...so it's a moot question...

Same here......

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Award for the "Worst Ever Thread" on NOOL?!

Nah, award for the "Most Depressing Thread" on NOOL, like your avatar me mate.

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Award for the "Worst Ever Thread" on NOOL?!

I'd like to nominate my own poll thread for "Did Ian Go To Heaven?" for that honor. :D

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Al Jarvis Award for the "Worst Ever Thread" on NOOL?!

I'd like to nominate my own poll thread for "Did Ian Go To Heaven?" for that honor. :D Ian's nowhere but 6 feet underground.

none!

Well... if I Had to I guess, In A lonely Place, Truth or Doubts Even Here. Pretty depressing sounding funeral tracks :\ohwell:

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Award for the "Worst Ever Thread" on NOOL?!

at least i got an award for something. i never win anything:p

slitting wrists is not on the cards, but im currently grooming a supply of pethadine from somebody i know. That plus alchohol plus plastic bag and elastic band should be a pretty good bet. (like most morphine based products its a respiatory suppressor)

as for the tune, i don't know, id like to listen to the whole of Movment and loose conciousness at the end of Denial. Its a nice ending of a great song as that sound disappears out the end of the reverb.

btw as we are on this subject what level of tip would you give for the hotielier/cleaner/etc thats finds your body? (i have my eye on a couple of hotels in north wales with beautiful views over the valleys. sod pegging it staring at a concrete monstrosity)

and for all online types (i.e. you lot) this is quite intersting http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/03/2037245&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=95

Elegia if purely for the subject matter.

maybe a more interesting stupid question..........if you could ... what would you have them play at your funeral???

funerals are often lame and full of BS... how about a song or two to represent yourself after your death, or just upset or annoy people??

ever a thread about that?

any self-respecting fan would try to hang themselves first before messy wrist slitting anyway.

Originally posted by pumped full of drugs maybe a more interesting stupid question..........if you could ... what would you have them play at your funeral??? funerals are often lame and full of BS... how about a song or two to represent yourself after your death, or just upset or annoy people?? ever a thread about that?any self-respecting fan would try to hang themselves first before messy wrist slitting anyway.

One thing about hanging yourself, IT HURTS and i for one do not want to die in pain. If you feel that you have to kill yourself take sleeping pills, you just fall asleep and never wake up, a much less violent way to go.

Originally posted by Mr Ben slitting wrists is not on the cards, but im currently grooming a supply of pethadine from somebody i know. That plus alchohol plus plastic bag and elastic band should be a pretty good bet. (like most morphine based products its a respiatory suppressor)as for the tune, i don't know, id like to listen to the whole of Movment and loose conciousness at the end of Denial. Its a nice ending of a great song as that sound disappears out the end of the reverb.btw as we are on this subject what level of tip would you give for the hotielier/cleaner/etc thats finds your body? (i have my eye on a couple of hotels in north wales with beautiful views over the valleys. sod pegging it staring at a concrete monstrosity)and for all online types (i.e. you lot) this is quite intersting http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/03/2037245&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=95

Just went to slashdot.org and after reading it i've come to the decsion that nobody on this site can die, we all have to live forever.

Originally posted by pumped full of drugs maybe a more interesting stupid question..........if you could ... what would you have them play at your funeral??? funerals are often lame and full of BS... how about a song or two to represent yourself after your death, or just upset or annoy people?? ever a thread about that?any self-respecting fan would try to hang themselves first before messy wrist slitting anyway.

Yes, I made a thread about funeral music a while back: http://www.neworderonline.com/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=12095

And besides, a running car, a garden hose, and duct tape would be the best way to kill oneself.

However, the all-around best way to die would be being a certain distance away from a nuclear blast. One would have to be close enough to be vaporized painlessly, but far enough away to be able to see and coming and start running away from it, looking back all the while as it catches up to you!

Not that I am contemplating it, but death by car fumes is the best way. Painless, play your fave music as you drift off. Leave a clean body for those that find you.

Hanging is painful. Wrist slitting painful and messy. Self inflicted gunshot messy and not always effective. Sleeping pills requires a visit to the doc or theivery of someone's medicine and not a 100% sure thing.

The cowardly way is to have a shoot out with the police.

best way to kill yourself would be in the most amusing way possible to get more attention from the media. because hopless kids kill themselves on a frequent occasion. like, swallowing lava lamp liquid untill you choke. or strap yourself to a bike and jump off a public library.

the coolest way to die...nah ill save it for behind closed doors.

I think the winner is gassing yourself in your car, pity I don't have a car, is it not.

"Rock The Shack" cause I can't stands to listen to it any longer.

car thing has always worried me, i mean an exhaust pipe is *frickin* hot and most garden hoses are made of plastic. wouldn't it just melt quickly, in the meantime giving you enough co2 for brain damage but not enough to kill you?

oh and seeing as petrol prices are about to go through the roof i don't think i can afford it

What difference does it make?