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what nO song would you slit your wrist to.

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Originally posted by pumped full of drugs maybe a more interesting stupid question..........if you could ... what would you have them play at your funeral??? :skeptic:funerals are often lame and full of BS... how about a song or two to represent yourself after your death, or just upset or annoy people?? :evil4:ever a thread about that?:eek3:any self-respecting fan would try to hang themselves first before messy wrist slitting anyway.

Yes, I made a thread about funeral music a while back: http://www.neworderonline.com/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=12095

And besides, a running car, a garden hose, and duct tape would be the best way to kill oneself.

However, the all-around best way to die would be being a certain distance away from a nuclear blast. One would have to be close enough to be vaporized painlessly, but far enough away to be able to see and coming and start running away from it, looking back all the while as it catches up to you! :thumb:

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Not that I am contemplating it, but death by car fumes is the best way. Painless, play your fave music as you drift off. Leave a clean body for those that find you.

Hanging is painful. Wrist slitting painful and messy. Self inflicted gunshot messy and not always effective. Sleeping pills requires a visit to the doc or theivery of someone's medicine and not a 100% sure thing.

The cowardly way is to have a shoot out with the police.

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best way to kill yourself would be in the most amusing way possible to get more attention from the media. because hopless kids kill themselves on a frequent occasion. like, swallowing lava lamp liquid untill you choke. or strap yourself to a bike and jump off a public library.

the coolest way to die...nah ill save it for behind closed doors.

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I think the winner is gassing yourself in your car, pity I don't have a car, is it not.:laugh:

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"Rock The Shack" cause I can't stands to listen to it any longer.

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Originally posted by Chris Nash WIFM - because it's SOOOOOOOOO depressing that such a good band could release such a pile of SHITE!

Here Here Christophe:D Or should that be Hail Hail with that signature of yours:thumb:

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Elegia though:scratch:

Edit: Didnae read the second page....well done Jackson!

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car thing has always worried me, i mean an exhaust pipe is *frickin* hot and most garden hoses are made of plastic. wouldn't it just melt quickly, in the meantime giving you enough co2 for brain damage but not enough to kill you?

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oh and seeing as petrol prices are about to go through the roof i don't think i can afford it :lol:

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