Yes, which one will die first?
And please feel free to make up the humorous circumstances for said demise.
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Which member of New Order is going to die first?
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Barney 6 (43%)
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Hooky 4 (29%)
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Steve 1 (7%)
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Gillian 2 (14%)
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Un-Gillian, a.k.a. Phil, a.k.a. "the other guy" (not bloody likely) 1 (7%)
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The singer always seems to die first. :( Statistically that is...
...but knowing our luck, Barney will come right back like a Jedi ghost and "Whoop" and "HAAEY" us in our sleep for all eternity and it will suck. 
Knock on wood.
I think it'll be Steve, when the drum machine packs it in during Blue Monday or BLT, and he has to do the entire percussion part. Massive coronary/stroke. Poor bastard.
<---his funeral procession
Originally posted by Aleph I think it'll be Steve, when the drum machine packs it in during Blue Monday or BLT, and he has to do the entire percussion part. Massive coronary/stroke. Poor bastard.
(We're going to hell for this Pope.)
hooky rides a motorcycle, barney a boat and steve a tank.... 
so i´d say poor Gillian will die first because did you ever see a crazy man without luck? 
Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Rob Gretton he is already dead
That's kind of reaching a bit, isn't Diggy Mike?
Rob was the band's manager in title but considered by those who mattered (the other 4) to be the 5th member of Neworder.
That's the best answer to a somewhat questionable poll.
Poor Barney... His brains have already melt ! Look at him on stage, he can hardly read lyrics on a screen.
welll i picked gillian, i dont know... she looks like shes the type that can Spawn Some Cancer in her Capital Knockers
Originally posted by DreamsNeverEnd welll i picked gillian, i dont know... she looks like shes the type that can Spawn Some Cancer in her Capital Knockers
Aren't you a nice chap? Go crawl back under the rock you came from, they've already named an album after you.
Un-Gillian - in a bizzare, on stage explosion - followed by 'spinal tap'-esq deaths of all replacements!
Originally posted by DreamsNeverEnd welll i picked gillian, i dont know... she looks like shes the type that can Spawn Some Cancer in her Capital Knockers
Nice to see you. Now fuck off. 
Not a very nice thread really, the band members probably check out this forum from time to time.
What kind of a thread is this, anyway!?! :dead: Whoever dies first, they'll all die because there will be no NO anymore! :( I hope they'll all live at least 100 years and so will we. No group will ever take their place! 
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope God, most of you lot have no sense of humor. Probably too close to death age yourselves. :D
No, we have a sense of humour alright. One that isn't sick like yours. Not the first time you've shown rather a lot of insensitivity on such matters, is it?
Hooky is going to get too drunk and sleep with Gillian and giving her an STD, which will eventually kill her. Steve will try to run over Hooky with the tank, but Hooky's rotundity, and thus high grade for the tank to climb will cause the tank's engine too overheat and explode; hence Steve and Hooky will die then. Barney will remain living, releasing solo stuff with crappy guest singers, but a fan will kill Barney once hearing another fucking falsetto from Neil Tennant.
Is this funny? Not really.
Originally posted by oldmonkey > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> God, most of you lot have no sense of humor. Probably too close to death age yourselves. :D
No, we have a sense of humour alright. One that isn't sick like yours. Not the first time you've shown rather a lot of insensitivity on such matters, is it? Oh, Tim...you're such a sensitive soul. See you in church on Sunday. :p
I was tempted to say that the only Church I'll be in would be your sister, but I'm better brought up than that.
Originally posted by oldmonkey I was tempted to say that the only Church I'll be in would be your sister, but I'm better brought up than that.
True. You should just stick with his Mother.
Or Grandmother.
OK Popey, Tristan, DreamsNeverEnd and all you cunts who think you are so clever with your crass comments.......I just found out that a friend and colleague of mine collapsed and died of a massive heart attack this afternoon while helping to carry a footballer who had just broken his leg off on a stretcher. Care to come up with any oh-so-clever childish comments? Scum.
