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Ever notice the band-aid on Peter's finger?? Usually means warts.

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Just a thought.

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Well, he does play the bass. He might have a callus or a cut from playing all these years.

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However if , as you say , a band-aid means warts , then perhaps you would like to put the Hooky fella in a ducking chair to see if he's a witch :scratch:

And then me local butcher , Steve the tree , our kid , the lady in the papershop and Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy ) all of whom have sported said medical aid in the past week or so .

Oh and adam ant , did he have warts in the eyebrow region ? It begins to make sense .

Happy landings on a chocolate bar to ROCKET MICK a chorley warlock with few scruples :thumb:

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The only thing you forgot there Gary was the welcome to the new chap, quibble aside...:rofl::rofl:

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Originally posted by PHD The only thing you forgot there Gary was the welcome to the new chap, quibble aside...:rofl::rofl:

hhhhmmmn , do ya think he's new or pretendin ? Seems ta be a few rum coves poppin up :nod: Might be one o these stage door johnies out fer a bit of a laugh and a jape or an old nooly hell bent on settin someone up fer a fall , who knows , time fer a bit o vigilance in these dark days before the band announce they're gonna be Gwen's house / tour band . Vigilance my friend or paranoia ? can't be sure , one thing however I wont be askin JSB out fer a date in his new guise as an eastern european lady , mid-20's and unattached he may be , but he's no babe .... Just in case of cold dishes , be vigilant :skeptic::eek3::uhoh::skeptic:

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Originally posted by Garymac Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy )

In that case Bev needs to be dipped in penecilin

Dave

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Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac> Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy )

In that case Bev needs to be dipped in penecilin

Dave

Again to be fair , Bev prefers the old Double Dippers ;), twice the flashback ; so to speak .

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Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac

penecilin

Dave

Flight gonna be fielding a competitor fer the BBC's national spelling comp Dave ?:D:evil4:;)

As an aside , does one rub a wart with gold , to make it go away ? If so , does this then mean that Goldie lookin Chain are takin wart cure vigilance to it's logical extreme and is the rise of bling linked to a similar rise in STD's and other genital warty type situations :eek:

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all i can say is :evil4:

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Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by Dave Algeo> > > > > > > Originally posted by Garymac>

penecilin

Dave

Flight gonna be fielding a competitor fer the BBC's national spelling comp Dave ?:D:evil4:;) As an aside , does one rub a wart with gold , to make it go away ? If so , does this then mean that Goldie lookin Chain are takin wart cure vigilance to it's logical extreme and is the rise of bling linked to a similar rise in STD's and other genital warty type situations :eek:

Gary, I typed it in me best Manc accent

Is it just me or does everyone find that when you get into your thirties your spelling just becomes shite?

You wouldn't believe I did A level English would you?

GLC: I think that they are the cause of warts and all STD's.

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Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac> > > > Originally posted by Dave Algeo> > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Garymac> > >

penecilin

Dave

Gary, I typed it in me best Manc accent

Is it just me or does everyone find that when you get into your thirties your spelling just becomes shite?

You wouldn't believe I did A level English would you?

GLC: I think that they are the cause of warts and all STD's.

Spellin ?? Wait 'til you hit yer forties mate , it seems everything I write in Word is underlined by wee red squiggly beasties by the time I'm done :(

Try google fer English to Manc to English :thumb: Meantime ponder on why phonetic isn't :p

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Forties.

Isn't that when you need a hip replacement and a dose of viagra

Shit, I'm only a few years away from 40 meself

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Originally posted by Dave Algeo Forties.Isn't that when you need a hip replacement and a dose of viagra Shit, I'm only a few years away from 40 meself

They're all closer to their 50's than 40's now. 50's - when you get Saga car insurance, Saga holidays, Saga magazines....

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