Ever notice the band-aid on Peter's finger?? Usually means warts.
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However if , as you say , a band-aid means warts , then perhaps you would like to put the Hooky fella in a ducking chair to see if he's a witch ![]()
And then me local butcher , Steve the tree , our kid , the lady in the papershop and Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy ) all of whom have sported said medical aid in the past week or so .
Oh and adam ant , did he have warts in the eyebrow region ? It begins to make sense .
Happy landings on a chocolate bar to ROCKET MICK a chorley warlock with few scruples ![]()
Originally posted by PHD The only thing you forgot there Gary was the welcome to the new chap, quibble aside...
hhhhmmmn , do ya think he's new or pretendin ? Seems ta be a few rum coves poppin up
Might be one o these stage door johnies out fer a bit of a laugh and a jape or an old nooly hell bent on settin someone up fer a fall , who knows , time fer a bit o vigilance in these dark days before the band announce they're gonna be Gwen's house / tour band .
Vigilance my friend or paranoia ? can't be sure , one thing however I wont be askin JSB out fer a date in his new guise as an eastern european lady , mid-20's and unattached he may be , but he's no babe ....
Just in case of cold dishes , be vigilant ![]()
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Originally posted by Garymac Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy )
In that case Bev needs to be dipped in penecilin 
Dave
Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac> Bev the barmaid ( who to be frank , does show some witchlike traits and has a black pussy )
In that case Bev needs to be dipped in penecilin 
Dave
Again to be fair , Bev prefers the old Double Dippers ;), twice the flashback ; so to speak .
Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac
penecilin 
Dave
Flight gonna be fielding a competitor fer the BBC's national spelling comp Dave ?:D
;)
As an aside , does one rub a wart with gold , to make it go away ? If so , does this then mean that Goldie lookin Chain are takin wart cure vigilance to it's logical extreme and is the rise of bling linked to a similar rise in STD's and other genital warty type situations ![]()
Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by Dave Algeo> > > > > > > Originally posted by Garymac>
penecilin 
Dave
Flight gonna be fielding a competitor fer the BBC's national spelling comp Dave ?:D
;) As an aside , does one rub a wart with gold , to make it go away ? If so , does this then mean that Goldie lookin Chain are takin wart cure vigilance to it's logical extreme and is the rise of bling linked to a similar rise in STD's and other genital warty type situations ![]()
Gary, I typed it in me best Manc accent
Is it just me or does everyone find that when you get into your thirties your spelling just becomes shite?
You wouldn't believe I did A level English would you?
GLC: I think that they are the cause of warts and all STD's. 
Originally posted by Dave Algeo > Originally posted by Garymac> > > > Originally posted by Dave Algeo> > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Garymac> > >
penecilin 
Dave
Gary, I typed it in me best Manc accent
Is it just me or does everyone find that when you get into your thirties your spelling just becomes shite?
You wouldn't believe I did A level English would you?
GLC: I think that they are the cause of warts and all STD's. 
Spellin ?? Wait 'til you hit yer forties mate , it seems everything I write in Word is underlined by wee red squiggly beasties by the time I'm done :(
Try google fer English to Manc to English
Meantime ponder on why phonetic isn't :p
Forties.
Isn't that when you need a hip replacement and a dose of viagra 

Shit, I'm only a few years away from 40 meself
Originally posted by Dave Algeo Forties.Isn't that when you need a hip replacement and a dose of viagra
Shit, I'm only a few years away from 40 meself
They're all closer to their 50's than 40's now. 50's - when you get Saga car insurance, Saga holidays, Saga magazines....