2 Dec 2004, 19:39

Yes it's that time of the year, we need to find our which contribution on this forum has been the best of the year.

Somebody did this last year, it was a good idea, so here we go, the 2004 NOOL Awards

How does it work? You need to nominate someone or a thread so they will go into a poll by the end of the month. You can also suggest new categories.

So, here are a few categories:

1) Thread of the year

2) Funniest thread of the year

3) Message of the year

4) Funniest message of the year

5) Female member of the year

6) Male member of the year

7) Newbie of the year

8) Moderator of the year

9) Off topic king of the year

I won't push my luck and put "webmaster of the year" :evil4:

Obviously, everything must have happened in 2004, so the thread must be from 2004, so does the message, AND the newbie must have registered in 2004.

Must be fun, will kill time waiting for the new album!

Please try to include a link to your nominations.

2 Dec 2004, 23:03

And the winner is Taboo #7 !!!!

Congratulations Trev! You'll receive your beef jerky by the next mail !

:clap:

3 Dec 2004, 01:13

Originally posted by Spotnick Yes it's that time of the year, we need to find our which contribution on this forum has been the best of the year.Somebody did this last year, it was a good idea, so here we go, the 2004 NOOL Awards

How does it work? You need to nominate someone or a thread so they will go into a poll by the end of the month. You can also suggest new categories.

So, here are a few categories:

1) Thread of the year

2) Funniest thread of the year

3) Message of the year

4) Funniest message of the year

5) Female member of the year

6) Male member of the year

7) Newbie of the year

8) Moderator of the year

9) Off topic king of the year

I won't push my luck and put "webmaster of the year"

Obviously, everything must have happened in 2004, so the thread must be from 2004, so does the message, AND the newbie must have registered in 2004.

Must be fun, will kill time waiting for the new album!

Please try to include a link to your nominations.

1/ JSB versus NOOL or Haystackgate 2/ Any New Single out before xmas related thread. 3/ Tarbox fella saying if you knew who I was ( words to that effect ) 4/ As above 5/ Agent Wood , witty and good info on Gil Scott Heron 6/ I will never vote for a male member .... ever 7/ SPIKE 8/ Shuglet

AWARD FER LITERARY NOOL OF THE YEAR : SPIKE

NOOL CHAMELEON , MULTIPLE PERSONALITY OF YEAR : JSB ( Best incarnation , lady from eastern europe , mid 20's , claims to be no babe and likes to dish out cold revenge )

NOOL POLITICAL FELLAS OF YEAR : M McDermott ( ? ) , Clockwork C , Twist and POLITCAL LADY Agent Wood , dont always agree with you lot , but always an education

BEST USE OF BRITISH POSTAL SERVICE BY A NOOL : Shuglet and DigiMikeB

WORST USE OF BRITISH POSTAL SERVICE : You know who you are fella .

best use of CAPS LOCK IN a post : ROCKET MICK HAPPY LANDINGS on a CHOCOLATE bar to CHORLEY FELLA

BEST PLACE FOR A GOVERNMENT SPIN DOCTOR TO HIDE BAD NEWS : State of the Nation Forum

WEBMASTER OF THE YEAR : Australian funnel web as seen on John Lydons Bugs ,a murdochtvfromadish channel

3 Dec 2004, 08:50

Originally posted by Spotnick Yes it's that time of the year, we need to find our which contribution on this forum has been the best of the year.Somebody did this last year, it was a good idea, so here we go, the 2004 NOOL Awards

How does it work? You need to nominate someone or a thread so they will go into a poll by the end of the month. You can also suggest new categories.

So, here are a few categories:

1) Thread of the year

2) Funniest thread of the year

3) Message of the year

4) Funniest message of the year

5) Female member of the year

6) Male member of the year

7) Newbie of the year

8) Moderator of the year

9) Off topic king of the year

I won't push my luck and put "webmaster of the year"

Obviously, everything must have happened in 2004, so the thread must be from 2004, so does the message, AND the newbie must have registered in 2004.

Must be fun, will kill time waiting for the new album!

Please try to include a link to your nominations.

1) Thread of the year Slippy having the neworder track. 2) Funniest thread of the year The responses from Digital Mike, Al, Garymac, Johnny Giles et al in reply to the above 3) Message of the year Not quite a message - but Steve saying he knew who the Rocket was at Rob's Celebration at the Ritz is hard to beat. 4) Funniest message of the year Take yer pick from just about any message from Garymac and Rocket Mick 5) Female member of the year006 - no contest here 6) Male member of the year Grahame Ferguson & Jarvo....Grahame sorted out the Hooky night...and lock in:D Jarvo for sorting me out with train tickets, concert tickets & accomodation for anything I need 7) Newbie of the year Spoke / JSB 8) Moderator of the year We have MODERATORS :jawdrop: 9) Off topic king of the year Jeff comes up with loadsa shite, but surely this is a toss up between Tristan and Tabsy!

3 Dec 2004, 12:11

Originally posted by Garymac

6/ I will never vote for a male member .... ever

What exactly do you have against my male member :confused2:

3 Dec 2004, 12:22

Originally posted by Garymac

NOOL CHAMELEON , MULTIPLE PERSONALITY OF YEAR : JSB ( Best incarnation , lady from eastern europe , mid 20's , claims to be no babe and likes to dish out cold revenge )

:wtf:

3 Dec 2004, 12:29

Female member of the year....SHUGZV

3 Dec 2004, 12:30

Male member JOHN SLUDDEN who kindly got me to meet my HEREOS JUST FOR ONE DAY. Top Guy

3 Dec 2004, 13:48

Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by Garymac NOOL CHAMELEON , MULTIPLE PERSONALITY OF YEAR : JSB ( Best incarnation , lady from eastern europe , mid 20's , claims to be no babe and likes to dish out cold revenge )

:wtf:

Funny one, but of course, NoBabe is 100% legit, IP address is located in Belgrade, Serbia... (ISP location)

So Gary, you are wrong...

3 Dec 2004, 16:48

Originally posted by Rocket Mick Female member of the year....SHUGZV

bless.

3 Dec 2004, 16:54

newbie of the year: spike. i'm constantly enchanted by his creative application of the english language. joyce would be proud.

3 Dec 2004, 19:56

Thread of the year The Ronald Reagan thread
Funniest thread of the year The Haystack one, for thread's responses to that poor bloke
Message of the year That we can actually expect an album early next year
Funniest message of the year NO collaborating with Gwen Stefani, and Hooky not DJing in Miami
Female member of the year Agent Wood and NObabe
Male member of the year JSB, he left!
Newbie of the year NOBabe
Moderator of the year Do I have to honor one??? Oh well... Of course Nic
Off topic king of the year Blue Order, Trevor, or maybe me; I think I may have racked up the most useless posts in BCD

4 Dec 2004, 00:57

Originally posted by Spotnick Yes it's that time of the year, we need to find our which contribution on this forum has been the best of the year.Somebody did this last year, it was a good idea, so here we go, the 2004 NOOL Awards

How does it work? You need to nominate someone or a thread so they will go into a poll by the end of the month. You can also suggest new categories.

So, here are a few categories:

1) Thread of the year

2) Funniest thread of the year

3) Message of the year

4) Funniest message of the year

5) Female member of the year

6) Male member of the year

7) Newbie of the year

8) Moderator of the year

9) Off topic king of the year

I won't push my luck and put "webmaster of the year"

Obviously, everything must have happened in 2004, so the thread must be from 2004, so does the message, AND the newbie must have registered in 2004.

Must be fun, will kill time waiting for the new album!

Please try to include a link to your nominations.

can't think back that far for all the most entertaining messages...probably involved lewd pictures of some kind--so i'll proceed to the next on the list.

male members: Tristan, Dr. Clayhead, Rocket Mick, twist, Casey Ryback (and all others who generously sent me things).

female members: Sophia and Agent Wood

Newbie: SPIKE!

Moderator: Jeff, who very generously donated his copy of HATYM

off-topic king: Tristan, blue order, or Taboo #7 (no surprise there)

Thank goodness The Cure came out with a new album this year so everyone had a common object of hatred and scorn. Praise be that Depeche is getting down to business next. (P.S. anyone heard the new Erasure album? :p )

4 Dec 2004, 02:23

Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by NObabe> > > > Originally posted by Garymac> NOOL CHAMELEON , MULTIPLE PERSONALITY OF YEAR : JSB ( Best incarnation , lady from eastern europe , mid 20's , claims to be no babe and likes to dish out cold revenge )

:wtf:

Funny one, but of course, NoBabe is 100% legit, IP address is located in Belgrade, Serbia... (ISP location)

So Gary, you are wrong...

Ah well, I'm seldom right nic ... so apologies to both nobabe lady and the late lamented Barnsey :blush:

I'll get me coat :cry:

4 Dec 2004, 08:41

No worry, some people also thought JSB was Julio, and Spike was JSB, so... ;)

4 Dec 2004, 11:39

Nice to see I'll carry the "off-topic" vote handily...no need for a recount, Ohio! :evil4:

4 Dec 2004, 11:55

Originally posted by Spotnick Yes it's that time of the year, we need to find our which contribution on this forum has been the best of the year.Somebody did this last year, it was a good idea, so here we go, the 2004 NOOL Awards

How does it work? You need to nominate someone or a thread so they will go into a poll by the end of the month. You can also suggest new categories.

So, here are a few categories:

1) Thread of the year

2) Funniest thread of the year

3) Message of the year

4) Funniest message of the year

5) Female member of the year

6) Male member of the year

7) Newbie of the year

8) Moderator of the year

9) Off topic king of the year

I won't push my luck and put "webmaster of the year"

Obviously, everything must have happened in 2004, so the thread must be from 2004, so does the message, AND the newbie must have registered in 2004.

Must be fun, will kill time waiting for the new album!

Please try to include a link to your nominations.

Thread of the Year: Anything started by me :evil4:

Funniest Thread of the Year: See "Thread of the year" :p

Message of the Year: The American people are stupid...oops! :nervous:

Female member of the year: Agentwood (if only because for so long she was the ONLY female member of the year)

Male Member of the year: Shuggs McKenzie, Tristan (my partner in crime from across the aisle), Jeff, Spotty, Sebby, Senor Rcoket, MIA Muffy, Sleepy, and Droopy

Newbie of the Year: I annihilated them all with my razor-sharp tongue :cowboy:

Moderator of the Year:......................... :shrug:

Off-topic king: Me, duh :p

Now for my categories: :evil4:

Female Member most likely to sleep with me if we ever met in real life, despite my chronic halitosis and bed-wetting and the fact that I still live at home: ?

Male member who I'd go gay for: definitely myself

Most political thread of the year: X-Box versus Playstation 2, Or America Versus Iraq

Sluttiest non-NOOLer: Paris Hilton

NOOLer Most likely to have slept with Paris Hilton: too many to name here :evil4:

German leader not mentioned at least once on board: Frederick Wilhelm, Kaiser Wilhelm I, Frederick the Great

German leader mentioned the most on the board: Hitler, Bismarck (Kaiser Wilhelm II a close third), Engelbert Humperdinck

Most Fucked-up Category: this one

Biggest waste of time: Taboo #7's Seperate Categories for "NOOL 2004 End of Year Poll" :banghead:

:shrug:

4 Dec 2004, 12:20

Talking about Paris Hilton, has anyone seen the South Park the latest episode? Masterpiece!

4 Dec 2004, 19:02

Originally posted by Tristan Talking about Paris Hilton, has anyone seen the South Park the latest episode? Masterpiece!

I assume that you've lost a few more brain cells after watching that episode.

4 Dec 2004, 23:40

I have the Paris Hilton dvd, she's a girl eh !!!!!!!! :jawdrop:

4 Dec 2004, 23:58

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche I have the Paris Hilton dvd, she's a girl eh !!!!!!!!

You mean "One Night In Paris" eh?

And it's not the Depeche Mode DVD...

5 Dec 2004, 16:18

best avatar: Christmas Teaser

5 Dec 2004, 16:48

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan> Talking about Paris Hilton, has anyone seen the South Park the latest episode? Masterpiece!

I assume that you've lost a few more brain cells after watching that episode.

:D:D hahaaaaaaaaaaaa :D:D

5 Dec 2004, 17:12

1) Thread of the year: The first news thread that New Order album will appear in March/February 2005.

2) Funniest thread of the year: The title-for-the-new-album thread.

3) Message of the year: [how can I remember that...?]

4) Funniest message of the year: [ehhhh... let me think]

5) Female member of the year: NObabe (because she's from Belgrade)

6) Male member of the year: Jeff (because he's from Texas)

7) Newbie of the year: Nobabe (because she's from Belgrade)

8) Moderator of the year: Jeff (because he's from Texas)

9) Off topic king of the year : Taboo # t / Twist / Chump Monkey / Digital Mike Binoche (they contributed vigorously). Though the only kind of messages DM Binoche posts lately is "No album, give me NO gigs".

:):):):):)

5 Dec 2004, 18:37

Way too much stuff to remember, I do remember laughing till I cried at good ol' Spike's thread about "What's The Differance" (sic) for the moderators.........

Eh?

Female of the year, Agent Wood, though Liv is always near the top, even in absentia.

Male, oldmonkey.

Newbie, Spike, in a big way!!!

Funniest message, either Spike's one about how he feels his life is a joke, in Donovan's Cowbell thread, or the one about Blue Monday being rubbish.......... :evil4:

O/T King: Tabsy or Tristan, by far.....wait, do I smell one about the BS, errr, BCS, coming up? :rofl:

Mods: three way tie (for first or last? who knows?) Nic, Jeff, Shug... :lol:

5 Dec 2004, 19:07

Allan, it couldn't be Trevor (SEC, Auburn) since even though he has submitted great work, he just hasn't faced as tough competition as Jeff or I have. The award would have to be up for grabs between Jeff (Big XII, OU) and me (Pac 10, USC). Logically, I would have to win such a battle.

5 Dec 2004, 19:08

Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> I have the Paris Hilton dvd, she's a girl eh !!!!!!!!

You mean "One Night In Paris" eh?

And it's not the Depeche Mode DVD...

I'd rather be watching Depeche Mode in Paris.

5 Dec 2004, 19:09

Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> I have the Paris Hilton dvd, she's a girl eh !!!!!!!!

You mean "One Night In Paris" eh?

And it's not the Depeche Mode DVD...

I'd rather be watching Depeche Mode in Paris.

5 Dec 2004, 21:01

Originally posted by NObabe best avatar: Christmas Teaser

Why, thank you!!!! :blush:

5 Dec 2004, 21:24

Originally posted by Christmas Teaser > Originally posted by NObabe> best avatar: Christmas Teaser

Why, thank you!!!! :blush: I concur; that's the best avatar since Hac's bouncy one.

5 Dec 2004, 21:40

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > best avatar: Christmas Teaser>

Why, thank you!!!! :blush: I concur; that's the best avatar since Hac's bouncy one. Both are too sexual. I'd rather be watching Simon.

5 Dec 2004, 23:43

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > best avatar: Christmas Teaser>

Why, thank you!!!! :blush: I concur; that's the best avatar since Hac's bouncy one.

I think "Beach Buggy's" were the best :beer:

6 Dec 2004, 08:44

...does anyone have a clue, who was winning the 2003 avatar award ? I have !... :p

6 Dec 2004, 11:46

Male member of the year: SirChunks :love: Female member of the year: SirChunks :evil4: Newbie of the year: Spike Off topic king of the year: Diggy Mike

6 Dec 2004, 17:06

Originally posted by NObabe Male member of the year: SirChunks Female member of the year: SirChunks Newbie of the year: Spike Off topic king of the year: Diggy Mike

FEMALE!!?? :scratch: I'm ALL man baby!!!

:deal:

6 Dec 2004, 17:45

Unemployed of the year: Jeff

Unemployed of the other years: Jeff

Moron of the year: About 50.000.000 americans tied.

7 Dec 2004, 02:45

I think i should win everything, and what do we get if we win, becuase if i win your all buyin me a DeLorean, god i love those cars:D

7 Dec 2004, 03:24

The greatest SPAMMER: DIGGY MIKE :wink:

7 Dec 2004, 05:07

Originally posted by Spike I think i should win everything, and what do we get if we win, becuase if i win your all buyin me a DeLorean, god i love those cars:D

Well they do look nice Spikey but are they a huge piece of money hoggin' shite? YES!!! Crappiest standards ever put into an automobile. Period. YUGO would be a better choice.

7 Dec 2004, 05:09

HOTTEST SPAMMER: NObabe

:love2:

7 Dec 2004, 09:52

Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

7 Dec 2004, 10:08

Originally posted by NObabe Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

:beer2:

:clap:

:rofl:

That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! P_AR_TY girl!!!! :love2:

7 Dec 2004, 10:41

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by NObabe> Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

:beer2:

:clap:

:rofl:

That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! P_AR_TY girl!!!! :love2: That martini is from a posh bar in NY that serves a martini with a diamond at the bottom of the glass.

7 Dec 2004, 12:54

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by NObabe> Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

:beer2:

:clap:

:rofl:

That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! P_AR_TY girl!!!! :love2: That martini is from a posh bar in NY that serves a martini with a diamond at the bottom of the glass.

OK then...WHY is it worth so much then? The Diamond?!! :nuts: Diamonds are not rare. Gold is exponentially more rare than a fooking diamond!!! Remember folks, the diamond is only worth so much simply because ZALES said so in a fooking TV advert back in the 40's!!!! And here we are still buying into it!!

Fucking sad lot we are. :skeptic:

That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

7 Dec 2004, 15:51

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

Hey Sir but what do I get with Martini? Certainly not a B.J. :confused2: :evil4:

8 Dec 2004, 07:53

How about a mix of all these drinks and shooters...

Slippery nipple Blow Job Sex On The Beach Orgasm

and I think I missed one... :idea:

8 Dec 2004, 10:14

Here is a list of the top 50 requested drinks at BarDrinks.

| Rank | Drink Name |

of Requests |

| --- | --- | --- |

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1 |

Cosmopolitan | (106722) |

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2 |

Sex on the Beach | (93684) |

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3 |

Cosmopolitan #2 | (85876) |

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4 |

Cosmopolitan #3 | (77206) |

|

5 |

Long Island Iced Tea | (66315) |

|

6 |

Blow Job | (64058) |

|

7 |

Sex on the Beach #2 | (63745) |

|

8 |

A Slippery Nipple | (61772) |

|

9 |

Margarita | (60047) |

|

10 |

Cosmopolitan #4 | (57265) |

|

11 |

Sex on the Beach Shot | (55790) |

|

12 |

A Nude Slide Down the Mountain | (54096) |

|

13 |

White Russian | (53703) |

|

14 |

A Cold Beer | (52891) |

|

15 |

Sex on the Beach #3 | (52512) |

|

16 |

Blow Job #2 | (51587) |

|

17 |

Tequila Sunrise | (49405) |

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18 |

After Hot Sex | (49318) |

|

19 |

Bloody Mary | (49109) |

|

20 |

Safe Sex on the Beach | (47988) |

|

21 |

Alabama Slammer | (47248) |

|

22 |

Angel's Tit | (46910) |

|

23 |

Long Island Iced Tea #2 | (46224) |

|

24 |

Amaretto Sour | (43883) |

|

25 |

Grand Marnier Cosmopolitan | (43880) |

|

26 |

A.S.S. | (43668) |

|

27 |

Sex on the Beach #4 | (43257) |

|

28 |

A Piece Of Ass | (43207) |

|

29 |

Absolut Sex | (42204) |

|

30 |

Abortion | (41610) |

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31 |

Bahama Mama | (41246) |

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32 |

B-52 | (41145) |

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33 |

Blow Job #3 | (40946) |

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34 |

Apple Martini | (40655) |

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35 |

Long Island Iced Tea #3 | (40406) |

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36 |

Screaming Orgasm#4 | (39875) |

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37 |

Black Russian | (39659) |

|

38 |

Mud Slide #2 | (38978) |

|

39 |

Jello Shots | (38523) |

|

40 |

Sex on the Beach #6 | (38512) |

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41 |

Cum in a cup | (37602) |

|

42 |

Sex on the Beach #5 | (37013) |

|

43 |

Absolultely Blue Vodka Freeze | (36975) |

|

44 |

Blow Job #4 | (36679) |

|

45 |

Abortion Shot | (36187) |

|

46 |

Slippery Nipple #2 | (36013) |

|

47 |

Slippery Nipple | (35963) |

|

48 |

Buttery Nipple | (35621) |

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49 |

Screw Driver | (34746) |

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50 |

Fist Fuck | (34595) |

8 Dec 2004, 13:11

Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

Hey Sir but what do I get with Martini? Certainly not a B.J. :confused2: :evil4:

YOU :love2: can have whatever you want!!! :ignore:

9 Dec 2004, 01:35

This thread has degenerated!!

who's keeping count...> :skeptic:

9 Dec 2004, 04:33

Ok, back to topic ... Moderator of the year: JEFF (cause he likes to watch) :evil4:

9 Dec 2004, 12:03

So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done? :evil4:

9 Dec 2004, 13:07

Do you have a camera? :laugh: :evil4:

9 Dec 2004, 13:34

Originally posted by Christmas Teaser So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done?

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

9 Dec 2004, 14:03

music listener of the year: SteveOne :smoking:

9 Dec 2004, 14:57

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done?

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

How about the second ? :p

9 Dec 2004, 20:19

Originally posted by Christmas Teaser > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done?

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

How about the second ? :p

Maybe the third. Since Maya is such a beautiful fireball of a woman, it'll take me some time to register what had happened :wink: so that makes ME the second person to know! :nod:

:blush:

9 Dec 2004, 20:30

In all seriousness on the thread at hand though, I've yet to add my two cents! :evil4:

OK then...

Most Poignant poster: Mr. Blue Order :clap:

Any way you look at it, his posts seem to make one actually use those pesky brain cell thingys everyone keeps talking about!!

Best General Topic Poster: Taboo #7

Dude!! Where do you come up with this shite!? You rock!!

Best Overall Avatars: I didn't wanna go there, but Sebsy...you got this one!! :rofl: Always loved them little animations of yours bro!!

Funniest Poster: I jist hafta go wit my mane man SPIKE hear!! :evil4: Spike...never let 'em get you down brother. SOme of us actually look forward to your posts...always done through new and eager eyes. Very refreshing!!

I may be biased here...but Fooking Most HOTTEST Poster: NObabe!!! :love2: Hey what can I say....I think Maya is a fooking hottie!! :blush:

OK...now that I've managed to embarrass myself now...I'm gonna go! :eek3:

10 Dec 2004, 02:57

all the time blushing NOOLer: NObabe :blush:

10 Dec 2004, 08:44

Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

11 Dec 2004, 13:19

Funniest/Most Hijacked Thread: My Art Group

Best Poll: The Cure vs. A Pair of 38EEs

Best Epiphany Realizing that the question wasn't hypothetical for DMB. ;)

England's Most Loved/Loathed Residents: Crawley.

Most Memorable Line: Chorley don't surf.

Most Memorable Fightin' Words: Fucken' do one, you beaut.

What'd He Say? : The Brits.

NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

NOOL's Cutest Couple: Buffer 'n' Buffy

NOOL's Cutest Couple of Losers: Taboo #7 and bLuE oRdEr

Newbie of the Year: Spiek

Best Anagram: Jesse S. Haberman

Best Sleuth: oldmonkey

Best Reunion: The Ramones.

Best Avatar: Hacienda's old one. :nod:

11 Dec 2004, 18:53

Forgot about that Art group thread Blue.... :eek: , I also think that thread set a record for most posts that included quotes from previous posts.

Got yer e-mail.....

12 Dec 2004, 02:17

Cheers MR BLUEMAN...it even made me laugh.I had been waiting a lonf time to use such a classic line and then that thread turned up with the GLOATING SURFERS.Well sometimes we get a bit of SUN in CHORLEY.Wish it would shine on me!

12 Dec 2004, 18:25

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Funniest/Most Hijacked Thread: My Art Group

Best Poll: The Cure vs. A Pair of 38EEs

Best Epiphany Realizing that the question wasn't hypothetical for DMB. ;)

England's Most Loved/Loathed Residents: Crawley.

Most Memorable Line: Chorley don't surf.

Most Memorable Fightin' Words: Fucken' do one, you beaut.

What'd He Say? : The Brits.

NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

NOOL's Cutest Couple: Buffer 'n' Buffy

NOOL's Cutest Couple of Losers: Taboo #7 and bLuE oRdEr

Newbie of the Year: Spiek

Best Anagram: Jesse S. Haberman

Best Sleuth: oldmonkey

Best Reunion: The Ramones.

Best Avatar: Hacienda's old one.

Thanks fer the nod Bluefella , and thanks for reminding me about CHORLEY don't SURF , a true gem .

Happy landings on a chocolate bar to ROCKET DUVALL :D

12 Dec 2004, 18:30

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Funniest/Most Hijacked Thread: My Art Group

Best Poll: The Cure vs. A Pair of 38EEs

Best Epiphany Realizing that the question wasn't hypothetical for DMB. ;)

England's Most Loved/Loathed Residents: Crawley.

Most Memorable Line: Chorley don't surf.

Most Memorable Fightin' Words: Fucken' do one, you beaut.

What'd He Say? : The Brits.

NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

NOOL's Cutest Couple: Buffer 'n' Buffy

NOOL's Cutest Couple of Losers: Taboo #7 and bLuE oRdEr

Newbie of the Year: Spiek

Best Anagram: Jesse S. Haberman

Best Sleuth: oldmonkey

Best Reunion: The Ramones.

Best Avatar: Hacienda's old one.

Thanks fer the nod Bluefella , and thanks for reminding me about CHORLEY don't SURF , a true gem .

Happy landings on a chocolate bar to ROCKET DUVALL :D

" Rocket Mick gives us his best ever Widow Twanky , panto as it should be ..... " SOURCE : Chorley Evening Post

12 Dec 2004, 18:32

:scratch: :blush:

13 Dec 2004, 02:22

Originally posted by Miss Disco Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

Sorry Shelley, but I'd still have to vote for Mark Burgess on this one.

13 Dec 2004, 11:19

best nickname: Christmas Teaser

14 Dec 2004, 05:19

Whaaaaaat? No Whisky Sour in this shity list? You kids don't know how to drink...

I'd like to nominate myself for best Spider or best turned-into-a-hamburger-and-then-ressurected-avatar. That would fit well. :D

No fuckin' nomination for the Brazilian Postman as well? Where's that Crazy Binoche when we need him?

14 Dec 2004, 10:46

Ok,

Comeback of the year: ????

Drama queen of the year: It can't be anybody else than JULIO, isn't it?

Best moment of the year: the end of Community and the release of Community.

14 Dec 2004, 11:15

Originally posted by Spotnick Drama queen of the year: It can't be anybody else than JULIO, isn't it?

I think he was run a bit close by the Paranoid Android, don't you? Definitely a piece of fate.

14 Dec 2004, 11:51

Originally posted by oldmonkey > Originally posted by Miss Disco> Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

Sorry Shelley, but I'd still have to vote for Mark Burgess on this one.

Sorry if this is a stupid question but who's Mark Burgess?

14 Dec 2004, 11:58

Comeback of the Year: Morrissey.

14 Dec 2004, 12:12

Originally posted by Miss Disco > Originally posted by oldmonkey > Originally posted by Miss Disco> Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

Sorry Shelley, but I'd still have to vote for Mark Burgess on this one.

Sorry if this is a stupid question but who's Mark Burgess?

Singer of The Chameleons

14 Dec 2004, 15:44

Originally posted by oldmonkey > Originally posted by Miss Disco> > > > Originally posted by oldmonkey> > Originally posted by Miss Disco> Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

Sorry Shelley, but I'd still have to vote for Mark Burgess on this one.

Sorry if this is a stupid question but who's Mark Burgess?

Singer of The Chameleons

Oh, very good, very funny! :D

15 Dec 2004, 06:02

I'm a little surprised nothing has been said of my, "What are you listening to right now?" thread. Combining both the thread in the Behind Closed Doors forum as well as the one in the State of the Nation forum, it has a total of 1,104 posts as well as 5,841 views as of when I write this. It has also influenced quite a few other threads such as "What are you eating right now?" and "What are you watching right now?".

So, I nominate "What are you listening to right now?" as thread of the year.

I'm also a little hurt no one has nominated me as newbie of the year. :cry: :cry: :cry:

So I nominate 5 8 6 as newbie of the year. :clap:

15 Dec 2004, 07:18

a NOOLer to respect: 5 8 6

15 Dec 2004, 07:25

Originally posted by NObabe a NOOLer to respect: 5 8 6

Thanks! :D

15 Dec 2004, 07:28

Originally posted by 5 8 6 I'm a little surprised nothing has been said of my, "What are you listening to right now?" thread. Combining both the thread in the Behind Closed Doors forum as well as the one in the State of the Nation forum, it has a total of 1,104 posts as well as 5,841 views as of when I write this. It has also influenced quite a few other threads such as "What are you eating right now?" and "What are you watching right now?".So, I nominate "What are you listening to right now?" as thread of the year.I'm also a little hurt no one has nominated me as newbie of the year. So I nominate 5 8 6 as newbie of the year.

You can't nominate yourself for things! That'd be being like George Bush :barf: Maybe if the "what are you listening to right now" thread was actually about New Order it might have stood a chance, I don't know.

15 Dec 2004, 07:35

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr

NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

GaryMac a wag. I don't believe it :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

15 Dec 2004, 09:57

Originally posted by PHD > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

GaryMac a wag. I don't believe it :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

Shuglet tells me it means Wear A Girdle :( Further evidence if such were needed , that Shuglet ( wee ) displays a very pronounced anti-rotund bias , despite the fact that Rocket Duvall ( Chorley don't SURF ) informs me that SHUGLET ( wee ) is deperately using CRASH GAIN food supplements in order to better emulate his new best friend HOOKY when they go shopping in GAP ( which ROCKET DUVALL tells me means gay and proud, though I fear a cunning ruse on the Chorley panto dames part ). However in the spirit of reconcilliation , I'm letting SHUGLET open the odd numbers on the Cadbury's advent calendar .... :D

15 Dec 2004, 10:01

Most useful, yet pointless thread for increasing post count

15 Dec 2004, 10:11

Originally posted by Garymac Most useful, yet pointless thread for increasing post count

No change there then!

Totally Off Topic (again, no change there) Have you played the Clash CD's yet? I sent you an e-mither the other day, but I guess you've been on the wine in the park with yer pals again :skeptic: :D

15 Dec 2004, 10:34

Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by Garymac> Most useful, yet pointless thread for increasing post count

No change there then!

Totally Off Topic (again, no change there) Have you played the Clash CD's yet? I sent you an e-mither the other day, but I guess you've been on the wine in the park with yer pals again :skeptic: :D

I've been distributing photees of your likeness amongst the Irish community in both North and South Manchester , accompanied by the words ' ROUND DODGING WEE SHUGLET .. BEWARE HE STEALS ALE :D, if ye must know , so you'll have ta buy yer own beer at the POGUES wee man :D

I thought I'd replied fella , absolute quality stuff , the only gang that matter indeed , will send in depth E -THANKS later ..... apologies to who ever may have recieved a CLASH bootleg review :uhoh:

Send me yer mobile phone number and seat location fer Sat , were on the groundfloor .... if yer good I'll buy yer an hotdog whilst Morrisey is in london;)

15 Dec 2004, 10:50

:clap: :lol:

I will e-mither ye again later me ole fruitcake :beer:

15 Dec 2004, 16:43

Surprised i havent been nominated for nothing yet...

:D

My sources tell me that there will be hots dogs on sale in earls court on saturday night, but this is merely an unconfirmed rumour.

15 Dec 2004, 20:15

Originally posted by Uncle Liam Surprised i havent been nominated for nothing yet...

:D

Same here. :)

15 Dec 2004, 22:46

Originally posted by 5 8 6 I'm a little surprised nothing has been said of my, "What are you listening to right now?" thread. Combining both the thread in the Behind Closed Doors forum as well as the one in the State of the Nation forum, it has a total of 1,104 posts as well as 5,841 views as of when I write this. It has also influenced quite a few other threads such as "What are you eating right now?" and "What are you watching right now?".So, I nominate "What are you listening to right now?" as thread of the year.I'm also a little hurt no one has nominated me as newbie of the year. So I nominate 5 8 6 as newbie of the year.

I challange you 5 8 6 to a dance match, to see who is the bigger newbie, i have mass amounts of threads to compete with yours. :evil4:

16 Dec 2004, 00:44

Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by PHD> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > NOOL's Resident Wag:> GaryMac

GaryMac a wag. I don't believe it :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

Shuglet tells me it means Wear A Girdle :( Further evidence if such were needed , that Shuglet ( wee ) displays a very pronounced anti-rotund bias , despite the fact that Rocket Duvall ( Chorley don't SURF ) informs me that SHUGLET ( wee ) is deperately using CRASH GAIN food supplements in order to better emulate his new best friend HOOKY when they go shopping in GAP ( which ROCKET DUVALL tells me means gay and proud, though I fear a cunning ruse on the Chorley panto dames part ). However in the spirit of reconcilliation , I'm letting SHUGLET open the odd numbers on the Cadbury's advent calendar .... :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

16 Dec 2004, 03:43

Originally posted by Spike I challange you 5 8 6 to a dance match, to see who is the bigger newbie, i have mass amounts of threads to compete with yours.

You're on Spike! :beer:

16 Dec 2004, 17:05

Originally posted by Uncle Liam Surprised i havent been nominated for nothing yet...:DMy sources tell me that there will be hots dogs on sale in earls court on saturday night, but this is merely an unconfirmed rumour.

I nominate Uncle Liam for Progressive Thinker of the year :evil4:

Happy Winterville Liam. Id probably only post here half as often were it not for you

16 Dec 2004, 21:04

*dances* :evil4:

21 Dec 2004, 13:55

nooler almighty: ROCKET Mick :evil4:

24 Dec 2004, 06:53

Time to close this one, polls (if there are any!) will be done next week.