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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > best avatar: Christmas Teaser>

Why, thank you!!!! :blush: I concur; that's the best avatar since Hac's bouncy one. Both are too sexual. I'd rather be watching Simon.

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > best avatar: Christmas Teaser>

Why, thank you!!!! :blush: I concur; that's the best avatar since Hac's bouncy one.

I think "Beach Buggy's" were the best :beer:

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Male member of the year: SirChunks :love: Female member of the year: SirChunks :evil4: Newbie of the year: Spike Off topic king of the year: Diggy Mike

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Originally posted by NObabe Male member of the year: SirChunks :love: Female member of the year: SirChunks :evil4: Newbie of the year: Spike Off topic king of the year: Diggy Mike

FEMALE!!?? :scratch: I'm ALL man baby!!!

:deal:

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Unemployed of the year: Jeff

Unemployed of the other years: Jeff

Moron of the year: About 50.000.000 americans tied.

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I think i should win everything, and what do we get if we win, becuase if i win your all buyin me a DeLorean, god i love those cars:D

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The greatest SPAMMER: DIGGY MIKE :wink:

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Originally posted by Spike I think i should win everything, and what do we get if we win, becuase if i win your all buyin me a DeLorean, god i love those cars:D

Well they do look nice Spikey but are they a huge piece of money hoggin' shite? YES!!! Crappiest standards ever put into an automobile. Period. YUGO would be a better choice.

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Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

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Originally posted by NObabe Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

:beer2:

:clap:

:rofl:

That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! PARTY girl!!!! :love2:

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Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by NObabe> Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

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That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! PARTY girl!!!! :love2: That martini is from a posh bar in NY that serves a martini with a diamond at the bottom of the glass.

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by NObabe> Just for the record ... in case I win something, I wanna drink that $10,000 Martini

:beer2:

:clap:

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That's a lot of Martini Maya!!? Oi!! PARTY girl!!!! :love2: That martini is from a posh bar in NY that serves a martini with a diamond at the bottom of the glass.

OK then...WHY is it worth so much then? The Diamond?!! :nuts: Diamonds are not rare. Gold is exponentially more rare than a fooking diamond!!! Remember folks, the diamond is only worth so much simply because ZALES said so in a fooking TV advert back in the 40's!!!! And here we are still buying into it!!

Fucking sad lot we are. :skeptic:

That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

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Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

Hey Sir but what do I get with Martini? Certainly not a B.J. :confused2: :evil4:

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How about a mix of all these drinks and shooters...

Slippery nipple Blow Job Sex On The Beach Orgasm

and I think I missed one... :idea:

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Here is a list of the top 50 requested drinks at BarDrinks.

| Rank | Drink Name |

of Requests |

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1 |

Cosmopolitan | (106722) |

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2 |

Sex on the Beach | (93684) |

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3 |

Cosmopolitan #2 | (85876) |

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4 |

Cosmopolitan #3 | (77206) |

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5 |

Long Island Iced Tea | (66315) |

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6 |

Blow Job | (64058) |

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7 |

Sex on the Beach #2 | (63745) |

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8 |

A Slippery Nipple | (61772) |

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9 |

Margarita | (60047) |

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10 |

Cosmopolitan #4 | (57265) |

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11 |

Sex on the Beach Shot | (55790) |

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12 |

A Nude Slide Down the Mountain | (54096) |

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13 |

White Russian | (53703) |

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14 |

A Cold Beer | (52891) |

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15 |

Sex on the Beach #3 | (52512) |

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16 |

Blow Job #2 | (51587) |

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17 |

Tequila Sunrise | (49405) |

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18 |

After Hot Sex | (49318) |

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19 |

Bloody Mary | (49109) |

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20 |

Safe Sex on the Beach | (47988) |

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21 |

Alabama Slammer | (47248) |

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22 |

Angel's Tit | (46910) |

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23 |

Long Island Iced Tea #2 | (46224) |

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24 |

Amaretto Sour | (43883) |

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25 |

Grand Marnier Cosmopolitan | (43880) |

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26 |

A.S.S. | (43668) |

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27 |

Sex on the Beach #4 | (43257) |

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28 |

A Piece Of Ass | (43207) |

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29 |

Absolut Sex | (42204) |

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30 |

Abortion | (41610) |

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31 |

Bahama Mama | (41246) |

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32 |

B-52 | (41145) |

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33 |

Blow Job #3 | (40946) |

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34 |

Apple Martini | (40655) |

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35 |

Long Island Iced Tea #3 | (40406) |

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36 |

Screaming Orgasm#4 | (39875) |

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37 |

Black Russian | (39659) |

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38 |

Mud Slide #2 | (38978) |

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39 |

Jello Shots | (38523) |

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40 |

Sex on the Beach #6 | (38512) |

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41 |

Cum in a cup | (37602) |

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42 |

Sex on the Beach #5 | (37013) |

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43 |

Absolultely Blue Vodka Freeze | (36975) |

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44 |

Blow Job #4 | (36679) |

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45 |

Abortion Shot | (36187) |

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46 |

Slippery Nipple #2 | (36013) |

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47 |

Slippery Nipple | (35963) |

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48 |

Buttery Nipple | (35621) |

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49 |

Screw Driver | (34746) |

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50 |

Fist Fuck | (34595) |

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Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS That $10K martini better come with a B.J. too is all I gotta say!! Fuck the diamond!

Hey Sir but what do I get with Martini? Certainly not a B.J. :confused2: :evil4:

YOU :love2: can have whatever you want!!! :ignore:

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This thread has degenerated!!

who's keeping count...> :skeptic:

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Ok, back to topic ... Moderator of the year: JEFF (cause he likes to watch) :evil4:

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Do you have a camera? :laugh: :evil4:

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Originally posted by Christmas Teaser So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done? :evil4:

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

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music listener of the year: SteveOne :smoking:

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Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done? :evil4:

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

How about the second ? :p

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Originally posted by Christmas Teaser > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Christmas Teaser> So NOBabe, when do you and General Andrade are getting it done? :evil4:

Well Seb, YOU certainly won't be the first to know! :laugh:

How about the second ? :p

Maybe the third. Since Maya is such a beautiful fireball of a woman, it'll take me some time to register what had happened :wink: so that makes ME the second person to know! :nod:

:blush:

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In all seriousness on the thread at hand though, I've yet to add my two cents! :evil4:

OK then...

Most Poignant poster: Mr. Blue Order :clap:

Any way you look at it, his posts seem to make one actually use those pesky brain cell thingys everyone keeps talking about!!

Best General Topic Poster: Taboo #7 :thumb:

Dude!! Where do you come up with this shite!? You rock!! :thumb:

Best Overall Avatars: I didn't wanna go there, but Sebsy...you got this one!! :rofl: Always loved them little animations of yours bro!!

Funniest Poster: I jist hafta go wit my mane man SPIKE hear!! :evil4: Spike...never let 'em get you down brother. SOme of us actually look forward to your posts...always done through new and eager eyes. Very refreshing!! :thumb:

I may be biased here...but Fooking Most HOTTEST Poster: NObabe!!! :love2: Hey what can I say....I think Maya is a fooking hottie!! :blush:

OK...now that I've managed to embarrass myself now...I'm gonna go! :eek3:

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all the time blushing NOOLer: NObabe :blush:

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Chameleon of the Year: Miss Disco (the artist formerly known as Shelley Blair)

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Funniest/Most Hijacked Thread: My Art Group

Best Poll: The Cure vs. A Pair of 38EEs

Best Epiphany Realizing that the question wasn't hypothetical for DMB. ;)

England's Most Loved/Loathed Residents: Crawley.

Most Memorable Line: Chorley don't surf.

Most Memorable Fightin' Words: Fucken' do one, you beaut.

What'd He Say? :confused2: : The Brits.

NOOL's Resident Wag: GaryMac

NOOL's Cutest Couple: Buffer 'n' Buffy

NOOL's Cutest Couple of Losers: Taboo #7 and bLuE oRdEr

Newbie of the Year: Spiek

Best Anagram: Jesse S. Haberman

Best Sleuth: oldmonkey

Best Reunion: The Ramones.

Best Avatar: Hacienda's old one. :nod:

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