you fat bastard!
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It's official. Barney is now fatter than Hooky. He's got bigger tits than Jordan by the looks of it.
Perhaps he has a supply of hot cakes shipped to his house....
I think if we're honest with ourselves, it's age and laziness that turns you into that....
As for the realisation of Barney "Porky Boy" Sumner being fat - I believe he went on a strict vegan diet even BEFORE his infamous wobbling-five-chinned performace on last month's Later With Jools Holand, so imagine just how bloody fat he was then!! 
oh come on now, he doesnt look that fat... ok hes a bit of a chubster but he`s 45; how many lithe middle aged fellas do you know?
I agree. I don't care he is that overweight or not. Barney is a cool-looking middle aged man. Hey, father! I'm still proud of you :D
Ok...so Barney and Hooky are a bit chubby nowdays...considering how much Barney drinks and used to party (Hooky too) It's not suprising...I doubt it affects their status as musicians (maybe with female fans (or gay male fans))
It all goes to make Stephen look that much better... I mean come on..He's just as old as them...partied and drank just as much as them and looks in much better shape.
I mean Steve doesn't really looked to have aged that much at all...to be honest he doesn;t look that much different from back in the Joy Division days.... vanity must be on his side...
Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key Eeeew. http://www.worldinmotion.net/newsroom/img0044.jpg
I think you are a little fat pig, you should be in a zoooooooo.
Originally posted by velocity girl oh come on now, he doesn
t look that fat... ok hes a bit of a chubster but he`s 45; how many lithe middle aged fellas do you know?
Ahem, does 35 count as middle age?? 
No it doesn't, but a woman down our road lived until about 103 and she was in the national news when she finally popped her clog irons. To that gentle, frail old lady, 59 was her middle age... which means that people in their 40's are still a way away from that, that is, if they live past 100... which is unlikely, as that old lady was one in a million.
Can't remember her name now, but her eyes were like two beans rotting in a can of hope... and her mouth was like a slit in an onion.
The most worrying thing about that photo is the set of false teeth in Barney's left hand !
Apparently 35 is acceptable to show signs of middle-aged spread. That gangly twat Wire from the Manics has it at 30, which shouldn't be allowed.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs 35 sounds pretty middle aged to me. Stop trying to delude yourself Huntsman you old git
damn it!.... sussed by a snake.
i would think the increased weight could well be down to barney (mostly) and hooky munching less of those little fellas, if you no what i mean?
Jeez...and I didn't even notice Barney looking that large back at the concerts...must have been the beers...
Jeez...and I didn't even notice Barney looking that large back at the concerts...must have been the beers...
Jeez...and I didn't even notice Barney looking that large back at the concerts...must have been the beers...
awwww...Patty...if I wanted to inflate my totals...I'd have finished that thing on Nic's post...
Now you make me feel much shame...
I should go sit in the penalty box...
Originally posted by Seb Briggs 35 sounds pretty middle aged to me. Stop trying to delude yourself Huntsman you old git
Snake, may you live to be a fat bald 35 year old! I may be 35, but i'm a pup at heart! :p
